*spirit arms*

[sunshine_queen]

I screamed bloody murder.

 

"Another Mr. Sloane"

AHHHH

Okay, stupid pre-credit victim that deserved to become the female Christian Slater due to her own stupidity. Sin/St.Clair.

Syd and Vaughn meet Daddy on the season two bridge of cheek-kissage. Vaughn chats to Daddy about Papa Vaughn, Daddy's all, you think you're that important? Dream on.

Syd breaks it to Daddy roughly that Mommy was set-up, and Sloane did it. He's bad.

Not-Slater gets met by Joel Grey- money!- and he's all, look! Rambaldi! I do spirit arms because yay! I missed Rambo. However, he bores me.

Daddy confronts Sloane in a bathroom. he's way emotional. It's eerie. Sloane's all, nein. And he buys it.

Joel tries to show Not-Slater the glory of Rambaldi. She wants none of it. he brings out THE SEASON ONE RED BALL.

Gom.

*spirit arms*

Vaughn's all, so, we go after Sloane, right? And daddy's all, DUDE. He's innocent. And Vaughn's all, MY ASS. And Dad's like, so, let's talk to Son of Shaft.

Cut to hilarious scene of them all siting around SoS, trying to get him to identify Sloane. He's all, oh my god. It's him, but not.

Back with Not-Slater, she wants to cooperate, but can't. Sorry. They're missing the thing Vaughn stole last week.

So, Joel tells the evil dude to convince her. He brings out a sander and starts sanding her ass. Or something.

Cut to Sloane molesting Nadia.

Me: Nadia! *spirit arms*

He's all, I'm not evil, baby! I swear!

She's all, um.

Cut to class meeting. Everyone's chatting about Joel and Sloane. And Rambaldi. *spirit arms* Marshall's all, aren't you not allowed to be here? Sloane's all, quiet.

They go to SoS to try to get him to call Joel. He's all, nein. Then he does, and the evil dude gives him a grammar lesson, and they set a meet.

*SPIRIT ARMS*

Who cares what happened- THE COSTUMES! AY, DIOS!

Syd! In the red flight attendant outfit, and pigtails!

NADIA AS SUSIE HOUSEMAKER!

Vaughn, business man!

Weiss... gourmand.

AHHHH MI QUERIDA NADIA!

Sisters working together! *Spirit arms!*

So, they send in SoS to give the coil to the evil dude. Another dude meets him. They go in elevators.

Syd goes up in a matching elevators. These elevators are all outside and clear.

As Syd follows SoS up, she sees Joel. And is all, GOM.

Long story short, SoS and random dude take the express elevator and die. Evil dude takes the coil.

I love Dixon.

And can the girls stay in those outfits for the rest of the episode? Please?

Sloane is looking at a pic of Joel. Syd comes in and is all, eee! He's just like you! He talks and stands and looks at me like you! and Sloane's like, how is that? Inappropriately? And Syd's like, yep.

They talk about how Joel did the same thing that Sloane did to get this manuscript from this dude years ago. I remembered it.

Anyway, Sloane's all, this is all too Rambo for me. maybe I should back out. Syd's like, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD NO! WE NEED YOUR EVIL GENIUS! Sloane's all, you want me to work with Rambo again?

And Syd's like, ... fuck.

Yeah.

and Sloane's like, my life is MADE.

He goes to the Rambo room of god with Dixon. Artefacts and paintings and papers- what Syd and Vaughn stole from the Vatican, the frame, the clock, the manuscripts- The giant Syd poster of Ramboness.

Sloane is in heaven.

Cut to the sisters, chatting about Sloane and Rambo. Nadia is all, YOU LET HIM BACK WITH RAMBO?! Syd's all, we had to!

Nadia's all, but he's scary! He gets weird and evil and freakish-

Me: HE'S GONNA TURN BACK INTO THE OLD SLOANE? PRAISE BE!

Back to Sloane, who is in heaven. For real. He knows what Joel is doing.

we go back. Nadia doesn't want to lose her Daddy. :-( She is so naive and cute, believing that her Daddy is good. I want to believe Sloane.

Sloane goes off to mission. Daddy calls the shots. Weiss makes cute non-jokes, Dixon doesn't like being ordered around. Daddy is all, SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

The team goes to Santiago. Syd goes off with Sloane; Nadia and the boys run off. Boys and Nadia go after NonSlater, who looks like Eve 6.

Syd and Sloane try to break into the hangar when the red ball is being held. She asks for the code. He says Jacquelyn, and it is.

"It's their mom's name." My mom pipes up wisely. And shit. I bet she's right.

They get in. Vaughn? it's bigger than she thought.

... man. Joel Grey is scary. Poor Jennifer Grey, man.

Season four rocks.

So, the mission continues. Syd and Sloane get in, Syd runs off 'cause they need to get the nonSlater.

Anyway. The big evil guy, who I finally realized was the bad guy who was killed by Ben Affleck in daredevil- he's all, Oh! Joel! And Sloane's like, not so much, dude.

Then the big dude's all, but, Rambaldi! Eternal life! Way cool, man!

Sloane's all, YOU IDIOT! THAT'S NOT WHAT RAMBALDI'S ALL ABOUT! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

So he picks up a crowbar and starts hitting him.

Syd goes to fight a dude. Then she finds NonSlater.

Then we go back to Sloane, who has blood all over his face.

Cut to mi preciousita, Nadia. She's going to find her Papito.

She walks in, mentally going "Papi? Donde esta?" She looks up at the big red ball.

And then Sloane shows up.

He has blood all over his face. And he is beaming.

Nadia's face is absolutely "I have lost my father. To INSANITY."

"Don't worry, honey." Sloane says in a normal, slightly INSANE tone, "It's all over now."

And pull back.

next week:

Daddy is dying and doesn't want to tell Syd. DADDY, NO!