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So, last night I went to bed early and had a predictably insane dream, as in my wont. At least this time Alias was involved!

First, I was watching the Hoppes' house. I went outside to talk on the phone with my mom and crossed the street for funsies when suddenly an army of cars, including a police vehicle, roared up the street. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK," I said, and my mother was like "OMG CURSING" so I hung up and ran up the hill to the house. As I got to the front door, this snitty woman and a police officer were all, "Are you supposed to be here?" I'm like, er, yes, I'm watching the house, I know the Hoppes. SO THESE PEOPLE PUT ME ON TRIAL. Like, no lie, we're on the front porch and these snitty women are grilling me and I want to say "Hi, call Mrs Hoppe" but I don't want to be rude so I go along and finally I am found innocent. Eventually. It was really long and uncomfortable.

This segues into my mom suddenly being at the Hoppes' house and we're watching some talk show in their kitchen, and we're enjoying it and suddenly Jen comes on. I'm all, Oh man, awesome! I didn't even know she was going to be on! What a great surprise! And I'm happily watching and then Victor comes out and I'm like, you know, squeeing and my mom's telling me to pipe down and then the host is all, "well, Alias fans, we've got quite the treat for you."

And they cut to THE SD-6 OFFICES. And you see Jen getting into a pink wig, and, for some reason, they're making Victor put on his Jack wig (yeah, I have no idea.) "This is how a hirsute Canadian becomes an American badass," he says jovially, and I'm thinking "hirsute? what?" And then Jen and Victor act out this scene as Syd and Jack (with no pink wig, I might add) and it was AWESOME and I was like, dying of fannish glee because it was one final taste of Alias and if I could get anything else I would want it to be between Syd and Jack, and then suddenly I'm in the scene.

Not with them, but at the SD-6 offices. I have a fake gun. And I am chasing Miley Cyrus. Oh yes.

So I'm chasing Miley Cyrus around and whatever and then the scene is called, and I'm supposed to get on the elevator with Miley. I toss her the gun as I walk towards the elevator, and for some reason I throw it really short and it somehow falls down the elevator shaft (this was in no small way influenced by Bones, I'm sure.) So I'm like CRAP I'm going to get in trouble for that, and I get into the elevator.

The elevator goes up and then lets me off, and there is Billy Ray Cyrus. He wants Miley to join him, but the doors SLAM SHUT really fast. Billy Ray, alarmed, goes over to try to free his daughter; I go "huh" and continue on to the third part of my dream.

Which has me walking outside and meeting my family. There is this really big glass building ahead of us and apparently my dad's family is in there. We crash their dinner and we're all getting along when I look over and see my mother's family. I totally thought, "oh, that's realistic" because we live in Florida and my mom's family is from NY. And then I was at a table with my cousins Amy and Carolyn and Carolyn's daughter Chloe when Chloe asks me what my birthday is. I reply "December 22nd" as Amy replies "December 3rd" and I'm all :( That isn't my birthday!

And then I woke up.

First Alias dream pretty much ever and it's that weird.

Let me hear your balaikas ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm.

I uploaded like... nine hundred Beatles songs in a file for scullybabe626, so I figured I should put it up for everyone!


About 70 songs.

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