Me: [watching the end of Dirty Dancing] I think every movie should end like this.
My mother: That'd be absurd.
Me: I think every TV show should end like this!
Mom: More absurd yet!
Me: I THINK BSG SHOULD'VE ENDED LIKE THIS.
Mom: [without missing a beat] It basically did, didn't it?
Me: [doing a double take] Yes! That's exactly what I think!