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[sunshine_queen]

 

Ha, the wall of stars. I love that. And I totally knew it'd be a dream.

And he's cohabitating with Syd! I love that!

And then there's the dude of radiation. Who else saw "K-19: The Widowmaker" with Harrison Ford? I did. Not so nice, the radiation. You don't want to play with it. As evidenced by the pre-credits victim.

HE HAD A DRAWER! And she knew where his keys were! Syd! You're the best girlfriend ever!

I'm torn as to whether or not I loved her jacket. I'm inclined to, as I loved her lipstick, her hair, and her shoes, but the jacket... questionable.

Syd and Daddy were so cute. Even though Syd sucks as a daughter. Daddy is the best.

Vaughn and Dixon boxing. Gom. SO cute.

Syd paces. She would've been a great teacher.

Okay. Daddy and Sloane are Jedi and Sith, joining forces.

Oy vey. I'm excited.

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Holy god, I was so excited when it looked like they were going on Vacation. I was all, OH MY GOD, STOLEN WEEKEND! Sex! SEX!

And Nadia was there. That made my life. And Weiss was cute. Yay, Weiss.

Then they were in Germany. I was all, Germany? Oh, no. Working vacation. And sure enough.

Syd was wearing ANOTHER TRULY HEINOUS JACKET. It would've been fine had it not had that fur thing. While I appreciate the heat benefits of fur, dude, Syd. UGLY.

The nonmission was great. I died with laughter. And I loved Syd getting hit, and her costume.

Then then go home, and a black guy with an attitude is on the phone. And he goes. Not before kissing Syd's forehead. Aww.

"Through the looking glass"? It's Mommy-related. It is.

Inject me. And he did.

Did you not love the coffee-house bongos of 'Will he, won't he?' I did.

And that children's center rocks.

More Nadia! More Nadia!

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Hee, Vaughn got paralyzed. Serves you right, genius.

I was disappointed it wasn't Shaft. Maybe it's Son of Shaft.

Philip Burke. Right. On it.

Daddy calls Syd to invite her to dinner after telling Darth Sloane he can manipulate Syd. Uh, duh. Syd gets this adorable excited look and goes to doll up for her daddy.

They talk, and Daddy tells Syd to bring her investigation over to the Dark Side; theyhave cookies. Syd promises her Daddy very solemnly that she'll talk to Vaughn and then do it. Awww, Daddy and Syd.

Then we go back to post-dinner Jedi Council. Darth Sloane is surprised Daddy could manipulate his daughter. He couldn't do it.

Um. Writers? ARE YOU ON CRACK? I mean, Sloane's crazy, but HE COULD NEVER EXPLOIT HIS DAUGHTER? HE ALREADY HAS!

Green Goo, anyone?

Whatever

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OH MY GOD the miss piggy commercial! Of her as Syd? *dies*

And the Wizard ofOz, muppet-style? YES!
 
So, Vaughn looks up Philip Burke. Turns out he's Bill Vaughn's death twin. More than that, he's his dental twin. Meaning Momma killed Phillip Burke, and not Papa Vaughn.

Vaughn goes to tell Syd, as she's the only he trusts (HE SAID SO.) Syd's all, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND. That is the general drift. Until he decides they're gonna act like they're back in Season One and Syd's a double and give it to the Son of Shaft to get more info on PV. And Syd somehow agrees to run with this. Um, Syd? What happened to the "crazy" mantra?

Syd and Vaughn go to APO to run the mission. As they need three people, Daddy's going too. DUN DUN DUN. Sloane and Marshall are funny.

And that sequence? WAY short.

And where is Nadia? Naaaaaaaaadia?

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So, they go on the mission. Aww, they're cute. They kill a lot of people. Yay, APO!

When I wear that ponytail like Syd, I get yelled at for looking stupid. It does look stupid. Hee.

Daddy goes to see that dude who looks so familiar. They chat. Daddy pistol-whips him a couple times. He wants to know where Yelena is. Well, I know. Vaughn does too. LISBON, dumbass.

Anyway, Vaughn and Syd are playing with the radiation thing, and then a dude come and blows the thinger up. The door closes. 'Cause that always happens in movies and TV.

So, Now Syd has thirty seconds before she melts and DADDY IS STILL CHATTING. DADDY! SAVE YOUR BABY!

And....

[Commercial. Bastards.]

Daddy shoots the guy and goes to save Syd.

See, we think Marshall manages to slow the timeframe down, and therefore is able to deactivate the melty-thing. Marshall hugs Sloane. Hee.

Syd and Vaughn meet up. Syd hands him the core. They kiss. He loves her. "Yeah," she replies.

And then he socks her.

Syd goes to see her Daddy. They hug FOREVER. It was BEAUTIFUL. She lies to Daddy.

Daddy goes to see Darth Sloane. He's all bummed out 'cause he keeps forgetting that HE TRAINED SYD. Duh she's eviller than he anticipates.

Daddy doesn't feel good. SHIT.

Syd has the smallest phone in the world. Vaughn texts her. She does not text back. Bitch.

I knew it. PLAYING WITH FUCKING RADIATION IS NOT COOL.

Anyway, Marshall is flipping out. Turns out there's no way he was victorious against the machine. no way. It would've had to have been someone there.

Oh.

Shit.

He's all, [Daddy,] you played with radiation. That means-

And Daddy goes, "It was my daughter's life."

I cried. Honestly. Because he loves Syd SO MUCH. There just are no words.

He's gonna get cancer now, 'cause that's what radiation does. And if he dies, I will stop watching, I swear to God.

Next week:

Vaughn goes rogue, Syd defends his honor, Dixon gets shot, Vaughn makes out with someone (?) and Isabella Rossellini comes back.