Hee!! This whole post is delightful. I'm so glad you linked to it in your comment to etoilefilant. Obviously this is outdated because, where are Gaius and Tricia??

But your Leemosaur item had me rolling. Colonial Heathcliff, the "whiny, good-looking queen"! Classic! Also,

Thracer, is just a whole mess of trouble, but when she's not being stupid she's generally delightful.

A++ for that apt description of my girl. I also loved your Lauroslin tribute! The original HBIC.