I told myself I was okay with it. Ben and Jen? If she's happy, I'm happy. I stopped getting nauseous seeing them together. Pictures didn't make me gag. I had accepted.
But seeing the headline "Jen Garner pregnancy confirmed" is still enough to make me lightheaded and nauseated.
Oh, Jen.
I mean, hooray! A baby! I am thrilled! I love babies! You deserve a baby, sweetness! A baby girl! Have one! It's good for you!
But... Ben. This means she'll be forever tied to Ben... and I'm sure it'll be a beautiful baby, but what about Alias?
... Unless they make Syd have a baby. I love babies. Babies all around!
ETA: My friends all suck. I mean, not telling me that Mia Maestro was Fauxrina was one thing; not telling me about Jen being pregnant is entirely different. Thanks for keeping me up to date, pals.