Woe Upon Your Cylon Heart!

Dear flist,

I've seen a lot of threats going on involving the whole twitter/LJ link thing that go something along the "I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE" route if anyone ever links anything ever. I'm not going to go that far- mostly because even if I was to threaten you all very specifically, I wouldn't actually do it because... I'm lazy and all talk. So let's just say that I respectfully ask that if you ever think something I say is so intensely witty that you cannot live without it on your twitter or fbook, just cnp it. I trust you guys to use good judgment. I can't imagine this actually happening, mostly because I am very rarely even a little witty, and also I'm pretty sure I turned the option off, but whatever.

ILU!
Madi

In other news, Open House is as good if not better when watching it the second time, but I'm pretty sure that's because watching things with Tess make them exponentially better (ex: Kalifornia, BSG.) Also, while I'm not attending this year's D*C- sob!- I do get to go to DC as in the nation's capital and see Monica and Justin and hopefully find a bridesmaid dress! So it's going to be a good Labor Day anyway.

So... Epitaph One happened. Consequently, ( I'm writing an angry letter to a defunct TV show. )

Chances of me starting my final paper due on Monday before four pm tonight: one in about a zillion.
Chances of me doing something stupid, like starting a new show on Netflix (The Office) or seeing if I like Dollhouse now that the end is frakking nigh: one in ten.
Chances of me watching episodes of BSG I've already seen more than once: one in five- and from there, the chance that I'll only watch Six/Gaius parts: one in one.
Chances I'll waste my evening on the internet doing nothing of any importance: one two.
Chances I'll spend the whole evening hacking my lungs out: no chance, because it is a definite.

DEAR FRIDAY,
GET HERE ALREADY SO I CAN GO HOME.
THANKS,
MADI

Dear youtube gods,

Thank you so much for having Canada's Next Top Model Cycle One. Through you, I can enjoy not only a modeling show, not only the awesomeness that is Mr Jay, BUT I CAN ALSO HAVE MORE TRICIA IN MY LIFE.

In short, you are my favorite.

Love,
Madi

Dear Summer,

STOP SUCKING.

You keep making us have power surges, and I cannot stand for it anymore. Mostly because I keep losing shit that I'm working on when you randomly decide it's time to attack my power. IT IS UNTOWARD, SIR. This weather is untoward!

In conclusion: get over yourself.

Angrily,
Madeline