Woe Upon Your Cylon Heart!

So, this morning, after work called and woke me up to ask if I could work later (the answer is always yes!) I went back to sleep and dreamt that the fleet of Galactica made it to earth with a near-death Lauroslin, and somehow found the dollhouse.

There, the fabulous but evil Adelle DeWitt was like, as a sign of friendship from our people, the Rossum corporation is willing to scan your president's brain so that she can rule FOREVER (because, well, why should Rossum/DeWitt care about the word 'president' if no one on the show does?) and they're all like OMG OKAY and then they get a Six who is done with the whole trying to make humans like them deal and figures that this is the best gift she can give her siblings, and agrees to become President Lauroslin.

(Also, somehow they had Ellen's scans too, and Papadama was kind of like, hey. Hey, bro. Do you want Ellen back? Cause we can do that. And Tigh was like D: about it, because he wanted his Ellen, but then he realized when he talked/slept with Caprica he saw his Ellen anyway, and in my dream I was like NO DREAM SAUL NO because it was like watching an episde.)

So, yeah, Lauroslin was going to get that whole new blonde body thing she talked about in Resurrection Ship. And now I kind of want to write this? I have issues.

... ALSO LOL I am now realizing that there would be TWO HELOS, both tall and morally judgmental, as Topher said, tall-ing around and being all THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO and Adelle DeWitt preaching about how that Six was being more selfless than any of them could ever dream and freeing her people- all her people- and everyone's all touched and skeeved out at the same time and Helo's like, BUT THEIR SOULS and they're like, can it, Ballard, and he's like STOP CALLING ME THAT and then Papadama has to send him back to Galactica because he can't handle the excitement and Kara laughs at him.

So, I watched Blade Runner. The last time I did this I was like... fifteen? I watched it because Harrison Ford was in it, and I remember that Sean Young was a robot who didn't know it and being really creeped out.

( In which Madi can't keep her thoughts to herself and, again, somehow finds herself on the side of the robots bent on killing humans. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME. )

Also, I just turned on Fox so I wouldn't forget to watch Human Target, and who should I see but President Adar on 24! Hey buddy. But check it! Tricia is going to make this face:


Bitch, please.

And who doesn't miss Tricia on their TV?

Let’s analyze this:

1) Baltar has a bitching entourage. Two smoking hot chicks, and an army of metallic bitches that can and will destroy you and your loved ones.

2) He is about to push his way through the crowd of the “morally-upright” leaders. I say that in quotations because Roslin occasionally does things like “baby-stealing” or “election-stealing.” But you know.

3) IDK, both Lauroslin and Kara seem not too horrified.

4) The Admiral seems piiiiiiiiiissed, oh man. It’s because now Gaius is his boss.

5) Lee Adama’s face of utter emo. He is like why? WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

6) Check the bitch-face Caprica is giving Laura. OH SNAP Y’ALL. Boomer’s just like HEY STARBUCK WHAT’S UP WANT TO CATCH DINNER SOMETIME? whereas Caprica’s all, if you so much as smudge Gaius’s cufflinks with your angry breath I will end you and your people for making my beloved frown, NO THIS IS NOT AN IDLE THREAT.

More succinctly: BSG is awesome.

When Hannah and I are together in person, it's like this, ONLY IN REAL LIFE. I can't wait for her to get here!

Me: http://pics.livejournal.com/crazyvictoria/pic/003k2bsg scale of one to ten, how wrong do you think it is that my first thought is: "Merry Christmas! Love, Bill, Laura, Lee, Gaius, Caprica, and our adopted asian daughter Sharon"
Hannah: I dare you to write that.
Hannah: Their blended family.

( Oh, you know we brought the lulz. )

This is my second time doing this, since my first attempt was killed right before I got to Gilmore Girls in a power surge. Arg.


La chère charmingnotion challenged me with this!

Reply to this post by yelling "Words!" (or, I would suspect, typing...) and I will give you five words that remind me of you.Then post them to your lj and explain what they mean to you.


( Leemo, Alias, Roslin/Adama, The Sound of Music and Gilmore Girls. So, really, me in a nutshell. )