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sunshine_queenMe: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/89188352/11936093 all i can think is "get in, loser, we're going shopping"
Hannah: ahhahaha
Hannah: AWESOME
Me: lauroslin is totally the queen bee, don't even
Hannah: dude, i am aware
Hannah: (Gaius is Gretchen)
Me: LOL HE SO IS
Me: he thinks they totally should just stab caesar
Hannah: "And then last year, Laura decided that being the President was HER thing. And then for Solstice, Zarek got me the Presidency, and I had to pretend that I didn't even like it. It was so sad."
Me: NO LIE I JUST DIED LAUGHING AND WAS RESURRECTED.
Hannah: ahahaha
Hannah: Glad to be of service
Me: and Laura has cancer. And I didn't tell anyone because I am such a good friend.
Hannah: HAHAHAHA
Hannah: "Oh my Gods, Boomer, you can't just ask Cylons why they bleed."
Me: LOL, you love making Boomer Karen
Hannah: Look, she's the only one tht fits
Hannah: I sort of want Lee to be Cady.
Me: I don't think my girlfriend, the destroyer of the colonies, would be too happy to hear about this.
Me: LOL LEE IS SO CADY.
Hannah: and Kara is Janice.
Hannah: NO
Hannah: ZAREK IS JANICE
Me: LOL!!!!
Hannah: "I don't know, Laura seems nice."
Me: can we please make Papadama Miss Norbury?
Hannah: "Nice? Nice?"
Me: you are very correct
Me: LOL GAETA CAN BE DAMIEN
Me: too gay to function
Hannah: HAHAHAHAH
Hannah: ...wait, is Kara Aaron Samuels?
Hannah: ...that doesn't make sense.
Me: no it doesn't.
Hannah: THERE IS NO AARON SAMUELS
Me: WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE BOTH LEE AND LAUROSLIN WANT TO BANG
Me: IT CANNOT BE DONE unless it is a Six.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: *dies*
Me: omg at the beginning
Me: when lee is talking about flight school
Me: they're all, god created the remington rifle to kill the cylons and the homosexuals
Hannah: LMAO!!!
Me: can tigh please be mr duvall?
Hannah: ...totally
Hannah: forever
Me: UM, HANNAH, THE REAL QUESTION IS.
Me: WHO IS KEVIN GNAPOOR?
Hannah: HELO?
Me: um, i just like, spasmed with the rightness of that statement.
Hannah: Professional Pilot, bad ass MC
Me: ooooh karl c.!
Me: Me: lauroslin is regina, gaius is gretchen
Melissa: HAHA
Melissa: that's why his hair is so big
Melissa: it's full of cylon secrets
Me: ELLEN TIGH IS MRS GEORGE.
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHA
Hannah: "Um, does this have herbs in it?"
Hannah: "Oh, no honey, what kind of mother do you think I am? Why do you want some?"
Me: why, do you want some? because if you want to drink i'd rather you do it in the house
Me: who is coach carr?! we're out of adults.
Hannah: ....um
Hannah: dammit
Hannah: I wish Tigh was Coach Carr
Hannah: and Six was Trang Pak
Me: LOL, tigh doing sex ed would be fantastic.
Me: Melissa: i love how gretchen
Melissa: joins the asians at the end
Melissa: my fav part
Me: OMG
Melissa: bitch, please
Me: GRETCHEN JOINS THE ASIANS.
Me: LIKE SIX.
Melissa: lollll win
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: yesssss
[...]
Me: when lee joins the plastics, everyone's a president but boomer
Hannah: LOLOL
Real conversations with my mom:
Ma: "humans have to eat. but cylons don't. do they?"
Me: "yeah, they do, ma."
Ma: "oh, i guess they do. can they have babies?"
Me: "... dude, you really have never seen this show, have you?"
Ma: "the guy who loses an eye, he was a cylon, right?"
Me: "you mean the badass colonel tigh? yeah, he's a cylon."
Ma: "there are alcoholic cylons too!"
Me: "cylons come in all shapes and colors."
Ma: [accusingly] "you said they only came in certain flavors!"
Ma: "if i could be a cylon, i'd want to be red."
Me: "me too, ma."
Hannah: ahhahaha
Hannah: AWESOME
Me: lauroslin is totally the queen bee, don't even
Hannah: dude, i am aware
Hannah: (Gaius is Gretchen)
Me: LOL HE SO IS
Me: he thinks they totally should just stab caesar
Hannah: "And then last year, Laura decided that being the President was HER thing. And then for Solstice, Zarek got me the Presidency, and I had to pretend that I didn't even like it. It was so sad."
Me: NO LIE I JUST DIED LAUGHING AND WAS RESURRECTED.
Hannah: ahahaha
Hannah: Glad to be of service
Me: and Laura has cancer. And I didn't tell anyone because I am such a good friend.
Hannah: HAHAHAHA
Hannah: "Oh my Gods, Boomer, you can't just ask Cylons why they bleed."
Me: LOL, you love making Boomer Karen
Hannah: Look, she's the only one tht fits
Hannah: I sort of want Lee to be Cady.
Me: I don't think my girlfriend, the destroyer of the colonies, would be too happy to hear about this.
Me: LOL LEE IS SO CADY.
Hannah: and Kara is Janice.
Hannah: NO
Hannah: ZAREK IS JANICE
Me: LOL!!!!
Hannah: "I don't know, Laura seems nice."
Me: can we please make Papadama Miss Norbury?
Hannah: "Nice? Nice?"
Me: you are very correct
Me: LOL GAETA CAN BE DAMIEN
Me: too gay to function
Hannah: HAHAHAHAH
Hannah: ...wait, is Kara Aaron Samuels?
Hannah: ...that doesn't make sense.
Me: no it doesn't.
Hannah: THERE IS NO AARON SAMUELS
Me: WE'D HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE BOTH LEE AND LAUROSLIN WANT TO BANG
Me: IT CANNOT BE DONE unless it is a Six.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: *dies*
Me: omg at the beginning
Me: when lee is talking about flight school
Me: they're all, god created the remington rifle to kill the cylons and the homosexuals
Hannah: LMAO!!!
Me: can tigh please be mr duvall?
Hannah: ...totally
Hannah: forever
Me: UM, HANNAH, THE REAL QUESTION IS.
Me: WHO IS KEVIN GNAPOOR?
Hannah: HELO?
Me: um, i just like, spasmed with the rightness of that statement.
Hannah: Professional Pilot, bad ass MC
Me: ooooh karl c.!
Me: Me: lauroslin is regina, gaius is gretchen
Melissa: HAHA
Melissa: that's why his hair is so big
Melissa: it's full of cylon secrets
Me: ELLEN TIGH IS MRS GEORGE.
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHA
Hannah: "Um, does this have herbs in it?"
Hannah: "Oh, no honey, what kind of mother do you think I am? Why do you want some?"
Me: why, do you want some? because if you want to drink i'd rather you do it in the house
Me: who is coach carr?! we're out of adults.
Hannah: ....um
Hannah: dammit
Hannah: I wish Tigh was Coach Carr
Hannah: and Six was Trang Pak
Me: LOL, tigh doing sex ed would be fantastic.
Me: Melissa: i love how gretchen
Melissa: joins the asians at the end
Melissa: my fav part
Me: OMG
Melissa: bitch, please
Me: GRETCHEN JOINS THE ASIANS.
Me: LIKE SIX.
Melissa: lollll win
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: yesssss
[...]
Me: when lee joins the plastics, everyone's a president but boomer
Hannah: LOLOL
Real conversations with my mom:
Ma: "humans have to eat. but cylons don't. do they?"
Me: "yeah, they do, ma."
Ma: "oh, i guess they do. can they have babies?"
Me: "... dude, you really have never seen this show, have you?"
Ma: "the guy who loses an eye, he was a cylon, right?"
Me: "you mean the badass colonel tigh? yeah, he's a cylon."
Ma: "there are alcoholic cylons too!"
Me: "cylons come in all shapes and colors."
Ma: [accusingly] "you said they only came in certain flavors!"
Ma: "if i could be a cylon, i'd want to be red."
Me: "me too, ma."
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Date: 2009-12-02 05:11 am (UTC)Hahahaha! I am pretty sure you guys need to discuss Bstar in these profound terms ALL THE TIME. And now, because of Gaius's hair being full of cylon secrets, I can't stop thinking about that one icon that has, like, a diagram of his brain, full of Six and sex and Gaeta and self-preservation and more sex!
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Date: 2009-12-03 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
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