sunshine_queen | (no subject)

When Hannah and I are together in person, it's like this, ONLY IN REAL LIFE. I can't wait for her to get here!

Me: http://pics.livejournal.com/crazyvictoria/pic/003k2bsg scale of one to ten, how wrong do you think it is that my first thought is: "Merry Christmas! Love, Bill, Laura, Lee, Gaius, Caprica, and our adopted asian daughter Sharon"
Hannah: I dare you to write that.
Hannah: Their blended family.

Me: LOLLLLL
Hannah: and Lee is sort of attracted to his step-sister/adopted sister Caprica.
Me: it's like Step by Step, in Space!
Hannah: But it's way weird because she's engaged to Gaius
Hannah: but like, frankly, Lee figures he could take Gaius in a fist-fight
Me: but wait
Me: who does Gaius belong to, then
Me: if he's engaged to Caprica
Me: and it's Lee's stepsister
Me: ... the mind reels
Hannah: Maybe Caprica and Gaius are already married.
Hannah: when Adama and Roslin get married.
Me: LOL!
Me: there we go
Me: so it's Lee's stepsister-in-law
Hannah: There ya go.
Hannah: STILL. He probably shouldn't be. He's already got the hots for his actual-deceased-brother's ex-fiancee.
Hannah: which like, is that his thing?
Hannah: Does he just only want to bone people that have slept with his brothers?
Hannah: cause that's problematic
Me: gaius's thing is cylons, i think lee's is more manageable
Hannah: True enough.
Hannah: whatever
Hannah: I want Christmas fic where they're a blended family
Me: LOL!
Me: Gaius Baltar, Lauroslin's son from her first marriage
Me: she was young and foolish
Hannah: his attraction to cylons is clearly a reaction to how much he hates his father.
Hannah: not that Roslin blames him
Hannah: she hates his father, too
Me: LOL!
Hannah: but he doesn't have to go around frakkin' cylons to prove a point
Me: she got him the best psychiatrists on Caprica.
Hannah: really, though. Caprica is a lovely girl. Sort of.
Hannah: Genocide, aside.
Me: we all have our little quirks.
Me: ha, I bet Lee makes it really awkward at family dinners
Hannah: Roslin threw one of Caprica's brother's out an airlock
Hannah: so really.
Me: with his pseudo flirting
Hannah: hahah, RIGHT?
Hannah: Also, because he's Lee.
Me: and Laura is like, can we just have a nice family dinner
Me: and Lee's like NO ONE RESPECTS MY FEELINGS
Me: and Gaius is like STOP HITTING ON MY WIFE and Lee's like I WISH KARA WAS HERE
Hannah: and poor PapAdama is sitting at the head of the table.
Hannah: just munching on his food.
Me: LOL, thinking, "if only they'd stop shouting so I could enjoy this lovely pot roast."
Hannah: He mostly tunes them out now
Me: and Laura's like, kiiiiids...
Hannah: until Lee inevitably whines, "Daaaaad. They're disrespecting my feelings. Don't they know my brother AND my mom DIED?"
Me: and Papadama is like, son. *pause* Pass the salt.