Dark and tan and young and lovely...

La la la, it feels like a Sunday, which is actually nice, because that means I expect to go back to school tomorrow but tomorrow's Easter, so not only is it a day off, it's a day off where I get presents and LOTS of candy, and? most importantly?

Cadbury Eggs.

Because one must have her ducks in a row.

I currently need to:

- Write my Extended Essay. still.
- Prepare for my IB Oral
- Do a Powerpoint on Ile-de-France.
- Write my Nackathon entry (and woe, WOE to the overconfident chit who signed on for it, namely, me)
- Write in general (because it's depressing that the last thing I wrote was SWEISS for god's sake)
- Buy Mom her extremely late birthday present.
- Mail Nice her extremely late birthday present (although, honestly? Presents are good ANY time of year, so who cares if they're late?)
- Work on my vid? Maybe?

Did I mention that Adam Levine sang a bit of 'Girl from Ipanema' the other night? Which was just insane, because that is one of my favorite songs because it's so cool, and it's a total Nadia song, so Adam singing it was just... le sigh.

Cesar y Nadia por siempre!

So, I watched 'Sanginarium' and 'Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man.'

Now, I haven't been scared of an episode of the X-Files for quite a while, but 'Sanginarium'? Holy SHIT. I am NOT squeamish, nor do I dislike plastic surgery- I love that stuff- but members of the occult? IN THE FORM OF TONY FROM WEST SIDE STORY? At first Mel and I excused his actions, because when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, but then it went too far. TOO FAR.

And? It was scary as all. I'm not down with the occult when freaky shit like that happens. Nor am I fond of disfigurement. Ugh.

I wish Dana and Mulder had made a joke about Mulder's nose like Syd and Vaughn did. They made fun of his nose silently! What good is that?

And how cute is Dana? For serious.

And then I learned I am seriously defunct because I honestly cannot hate people on shows. Why is that? I HATED CSM. He was a bad guy! Bad! No redeeming qualities! None! He was bad! he was mean to Mulder! HE SMOKED!

But then I watched 'Musings' and now I have all sorts of warm and fuzzy feelings for him. I guess that episode was like 'The Box' duology from Alias, because I loathed the SEXY BEAST with a passion and then I watched that and yeah. Loved Sloane from then on.

But where was Mulder and Dana? At least we saw Dana for a few seconds in a flashback.

And the box of chocolates speech. Oh, CSM. Hold me!

I also really liked the comparison I was able to make between Irina and CSM. And they were there. Absolutely there. Especially about how his father was an extraordinary man for wanting to change his country and being brave enough to go about it. Or maybe I just miss Mommy so much I go hunting for comparisons.

The other fun part was when my sister paused the DVD to go pee and hit the 'play' button the VCR, and suddenly...

¡Cesar y Nadia estaban en mi televisión!

¡Es verdad! ¡En mi televisión!

So I watched Cesar be all, so, everyone thought I killed Roberto, yo. But I didn't. So, I was kinda wondering... Querida? Did you make Roberto muerto?

And Nadia's like, la la la.

And Cesar's all, that angelic vision of yours, Nadia! SE CONFIRMA!

And Nadia's like, And? I would do it AGAIN, Bitch. He was LYING to us.

And then Cesar says what is like, my favorite saying ever in spanish- no importa! It doesn't matter! We'd be dead or street rats or whatever!

And then we flashbacked to La Femme Nadia killing Roberto. I think she might actually have a serious problem with how quickly she goes from one extreme to the next. I mean, she walks in, all, Diego es muerto :-( and then she's all, and I read the disk, and how could you lie to us, and make us traitors, and you totally expect some Syd-esque crying jag and maybe some sex, but nein. Suddenly she's like, *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

And then Cesar y Nadia have the fight of "Amor Verdadero, pero usted mató alguien, bitch."

Or, for those of you not versed in the magic of Systran: "True love but you killed somebody, bitch."

And then we watched the episode.