"Well, random wizard I've never met before...

... though you present no real proof to back up your claims, that entrance was pretty impressive, so I'm going to just take what you say on faith."

Today we picked out our play for Drama. It was the play I wanted, so I'm happy. Who wouldn't want a play where:

- people talk to the audience
- the jokes are actually funny
- princesses are turned into oranges
- princesses released from oranges are turned into doves
- there are plots to kill rulers
- there are hypochondriacs
- there are crazy evil witches

And, best of all:

- Someone gets smited.

Honestly. Smited. Like, lightning comes down and everything.

I'm excited for the play.