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OFFICIAL: What is the purpose of your visit to India?
JACK: Family vacation. We're touring the Kaziranga national park by train.
SYDNEY: Not exactly a vacation when you're forced to go. No offense. Cute country.
IRINA: Honey, we agreed we'd spend Thanksgiving together.
SYDNEY: Yeah, before I found out all my friends were going to be in Miami.
JACK: Okay, we're not going to talk about this now. I do apologize.
OFFICIAL: Enjoy your stay.

As we get ready to celebrate our oppression of the native people of this country with people we love or can barely tolerate (or both,) let us all give thanks for the many things in our lives that are AWESOME.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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So, Thanksgiving was pretty good. Spent it with the Hoppes and my family.

And then we went to see Australia which... was not so good. My thoughts, which aren't too spoil-y, are beneath the cut just in case you want to see it- BUT GOD PEOPLE DON'T DO IT TO YOURSELF.

( 'You know, from the commercials, you'd never believe there were so many cows.' )

And tomorrow we're doing Black Friday. AT FIVE AM. Five! AM!

It's insane.