sunshine_queen | (no subject) (Reply)

It's so Anna going to see Vaughn. Oh man.

Oh- oh my god.

So, they open with a recap of the wholesale slaughter last week. Thanks for that, previouslies. I needed that.

And then we start with Nadia's funeral. And Syd's calmly talking away like it ain't no big thang, and that bothers. the. hell. out. of. me.

And they showed Daddy's pained expressions a lot.

La la la, I hate Sloane, but I hate Peyton more. I hate Peyton's hair and her saunter and the way she thinks she can talk to Sloane. He's ARVIN SLOANE, BITCH! He will throw you into a table! Stupid.

Meanwhile, Renée has a chip in her from 30 years ago, back when she was a sick little kid and had operations all the time. Sick, sick people. It has Vaughn's name- Andre Michaux- on it. And Daddy wants Syd to go give it to Vaughn. Aieee.

And Daddy is so cute about Isabelle.

But back where Sloane is, Peyton's all, we heard APO's sending someone to Nepal (Nepal? ... Bhutan? Different... countries?), know anyone? And he doesn't, but, oh. Now he's going to tell Anna how to be Syd. And I will hate him even more.

On the other hand- VAUGHN!

He better know the difference. Oh please oh please oh please.

Shut up writers! I am so not worried! There are three episodes left! So what if Anna just threw a zippo onto the crashed car? SYDNEY WON'T DIE.

Duh.

We got to see Nadia haunting Sloane! And that just makes everything so worth it.

So, Marshall figures out that Sloane tapped the phone lines and tells Syd she's been compromised. Anna got the right contact person, and then sent a bad one to get Syd, and then.... Daddy called Syd, and Syd crashed the car, and saw Anna-as-her, and Anna was snarky.

Anna was also snarky to Sloane, before the Nadiahaunting, but Sloane one-upped her but good. Which is as it should be.

And Rachel sounded like she was asking Balthazar for a date, but it just her whining about Nadia dying and her not realizing Sloane was bad. LIKE YOU EVEN KNEW NADIA. OMG, SHUT UP, WRITERS.

And now Anna's gonna go trick Vaughn, who talks about Syd aaaaall the time. Awww.

Hope he realizes it's not her.

Also? Sark!

Vaughn's so dumb. He's all, oh, it's Syd! Even though she SMELLS DIFFERENT and TALKS DIFFERENT and WALKS and ACTS DIFFERENT DIFFERENT DIFFERENT! HATE! HATE!

Nadia came back to do a particularly good haunting after Peyton and her STUPID HAIR sassed Sloane. Nadia's all, oh, you kill the people you love. You're stalling. Also, you suck. And she does this magic thing with her hand and the gash on her throat appeared, like those magic dolls that got scars when you added ice, and Nadia is my favorite character ever. He kills the ones he loves and he isn't brave but at least now he gets his daughter and his obsession. And then the guard thinks he's crazy. Hee!

Oh, and Syd? Alive, btw. As if y'all were afraid.

Anyway, Vaughn wonders where Renée's scar was, because he has one too! That his dad told him was an accident with his bike but... he doesn't remember! Ain't that funny?

Oh, Vaughn. She is SO! NOT! SYD! Please realize this! Soon! Fast!

Haaaaaate!

Oh, well, you know, HATE. Vaughn SO lets her dig around in his CHEST, and she lies something wicked and nothing like a mother about Isabelle, and then they put the pieces together and lo, it leads to something in Germany, like a bunker, from the 70s, and unless the elixir to wake Nadia up and GIVE VAUGHN SOME SENSE is in there, I don't care. DON'T! CARE!

Peyton went to get the book Sloane talked about from Switzerland, all, oh, I have cool hair, when her hair is STUPID, and then the guy called someone, who I presume is Sark, to say that they were trying to contact them. Or something.

Syd FINALLY gets to Vaughn's cottage... to see a helicopter. Flying away. Sydney, did you WALK there? The HELL were you that it took you so long that a helicopter got there first?

And where was Nadia? If I have to suffer through this, I at least deserve her.

So, now, Anna's gonna shoot Vaughn. Because they broke into a diamond shop using some nonexistant mission plan, and arg.

The best reaction ever, of all time, was Marshall's when Daddy told everyone Vaughn was alive. "Yes! YES! I KNEW it! I knew he couldn't be dead!" Thank you for speaking for us all, Marshall.

Anyway, now everyone knows that Syd has been doubled, and now Vaughn is in some basement of Rambaldi and whatever. With Anna's gun on him. Arg.

And Nadia haunted Sloane, but I missed it. 'Cause Mom and Mel were talking. I hate Peyton.

Well, Vaughn figured out that Anna wasn't Syd because the Cartagena mission WAS made up, and I am so unbelievably ridiculous for knowing that. And pleased. Hee.

Anyway, they fight, but Vaughn took the ammo out of her gun, and she didn't feel it. Just like Katya didn't feel it. And you know what? Whateeeeever.

But then Anna gets shot dead! She gets shot dead, and it's by the real Syd! And then Syd acts like Syd because she is Syd and it makes me so happy!

Sloane lights a candle, and we think it's for Nadia, but not so much. No, it's because the matchbox has stuff in it for Sark.

Back in the basement of short-lived reunions, they realize that all of Vaughn's daddy's research into Prophet Five is there. And then Anna's cell rings, and it's Peyton, and she's outside, waiting to pick her up, and I start saying "Don't." repeatedly to the TV, but Syd IGNORES ME and goes as Anna anyway. But not until Vaughn goes all handler on her ass. Aieeee.

I love Nadia best, though. Still. Always. Forever.

Next week Syd almost dies? And... works with Sark? Yeah, I don't know.