sunshine_queen | I said, 'Are you gonna be my girl?'

So, Mommy's at the hospital with Dad (who is safely out of surgery, yay!) and I decided I needed some Simon in my life, so I watched the episodes.

Just so that you know, Julia was Simon's girl. Don't question this logic. Just like the sun rises in the east and the tide ebbs and flows, Julia was Simon's girl.

My reaction, taken verbatim from my IM with tessie (and ignore the parentheses):

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SpyBarbie470: (yeah, Syd totally got the Algeria question wrong. so totally wrong. hee. i heart simon.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
SpyBarbie470: (hee. he. is. so. hot.)
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (Simon walks back in putting on his wife beater, and syd's sitting at the table, and she looks up guiltily, and that dude, javier, just glares at her, and syd looks down, and simon's all, she's good, yo. relax. and javier's like, yeah, i bet she is. STOP SCREWING AROUND. LITERALLY.)
[...]
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)
SpyBarbie470: (javier HATES her. and he's so not cuban. he's like, south american.)
IellaWessiri84: (I'm not very good at guessing that sort of thing, and I didn't think he was Cuban :-P )
SpyBarbie470: (i know a whole lotta them, and he ain't cuban.)
IellaWessiri84: (Isn't Javier the guy the Alias magazine says was in love with Simon?)[...]
SpyBarbie470: (ew, shut up. that's so wrong. because the love of my life? SO NOT)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
SpyBarbie470: (and, for the record? she was SO Simon's girl.)
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)
IellaWessiri84: (That's what I was thinking, heh. Simon will find them sometime and totally shoot Syd's moralistic ideas of what she was when she was Julia out of the water :-P )
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (*sighs* I want him to like, lay one on her and have her realize that vaughn? not so much, man. Simon's where it's at.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (*sighs* Javier's like, Dude! We gotta kill both teh CIA dude AND Julia. 'cause i HATE HER! And Simon's like, HEY! JULIA IS MY GIRL, AIGHT? This CIA dude? Not a problem. Totally dead. But Julia. BACK. OFF. And Javier sulks.)
[...]
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO. Poor Javier)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (You know, Vaughn is a goodly sum taller than Syd. And Simon's totally like, ka-pow! *kicks* that's what you get for messing with my girl!)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (gah, javier does have a crush on my love.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
IellaWessiri84: (why do you say that? )
SpyBarbie470: (because he looks at him the way I do)
SpyBarbie470: (hungry like the wolf-like)
[...]
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (so, that money that syd gets for stealing the things she loses track of to save vaughn? does she get to keep it? 'cause it looks like a nice bundle.)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (and now we're having a ho!yay veiss moment.)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (*dies* Lauren's all, and now we don't know if vaughn's a vegetable or not and syd's like, cringe.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (and she's all, lemme tell you the story, and lauren's like, la la la, yeah, walker stabbed him)
IellaWessiri84: (Oh, Syd, and her inability to keep her BIG MOUTH SHUT)
SpyBarbie470: (and syd's like, no no, he had a gun to "michael's" head. i stabbed him. and lauren's like, come again, dear?)
SpyBarbie470: ("but, walker had a GUN. stabbing him was BETTER." and lauren's like, SO YOU STABBED HIM? *smack* what's the hell's the matter with you, idjit?)
SpyBarbie470: (and syd's like, but, lali... and lauren's like, save it, you hoebag. vaughn might be a RUTABAGA because of you!)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (SpyMommy: Truth Takes Time. SpyDaddy: Rational Thought Takes Time.)
[...]
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (and lauren is a bitch.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
SpyBarbie470: (tellin' syd to leave.)
SpyBarbie470: (*dies* "We have a mutual acquaintance- Julia Thorne." "Really? I <em>love</em> her.")
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
SpyBarbie470: (and SpyDaddy's like, no one is good enough for my baby, so don't even think about it, flyboy.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
IellaWessiri84: (she so was his girl. Heh)
SpyBarbie470: (Right on, tessie.)
IellaWessiri84: (lol)
SpyBarbie470: (i'm so dreaming this)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: ("Julia says you're the best." and Simon gets this little smile like, awww, my girl.)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
[...]
SpyBarbie470: (*dies* HE CALLED HER BABY!)
IellaWessiri84: (LOL)
IellaWessiri84: *sighs* You'll get along way too well, I bet.
SpyBarbie470: (He's like, you sound distracted, and syd's all, yeah, kinda in a car chase. and lauren's like, CAN YOU DO THAT LATER? and syd's all, can I call you back? And simon's like, sure, baby. And you so know Syd goes home and sits on her yellow couch and talks to simon on the phone for several hours and then they both fall asleep on the phone and *sigh*)
IellaWessiri84: (LMAO)