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Sep. 28th, 2007 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sunshine_queenLast Night's TV:
Betty:
SANTOS IS DEAD. THEY KILLED SANTOS. Mind you, I was sure he was dead. But then, like, the way Justin was... totally not upset? That threw me. And then Hilda was alone, BUT SANTOS WAS IN THE SHOWER. (It's weird calling him Santos, because I always call him Cesar. Always. Even in the many, many text messages my mother and I sent back and forth while watching) And even though I knew it was probably a dream, it was cruel and horrible to do that to me. THEY WERE MY OTP. OTP, PEOPLE. FUCK BETTY/DANIEL and BETTY/HENRY. I WANT HILDA/SANTOS. I WANT THE HILDA/SANTOS SHOW.
(I'm lying. I love Betty/Henry. I just... Hilda/Santos show, please.)
*weep*
I am very sad and bitter. That said... noooo one was sad. I mean, Betty I get. And Papa Suarez, who's at home. And I know they wanted to hide the fact that he was dead from us, the bastards. But it seemed odd.
Other than the cruel, cruel manipulation of my delicate nature, the episode as fun. I love that it opened with the novela. I love that Henry came back. I love that Amanda got fat, even though it's implausible that she could look that way after three weeks. I hate that Alexis is all "I'm Alex, duh" because... isn't that disrespectful to people who actually, you know. Have sex-change operations?
Grey's:
Grey's sucked. Like, totally. I grew up on soap operas, so I give most things a lot of slack. Last night's episode? Sucked. Sucked ass. Izzie saving a deer? Shut up, writers. Izzie bitching at George for not acknowledging the fact that she declared her love for him WHILE HE'S MARRIED? Shut up, Izzie. GEORGE GOING TO HER HOUSE AND SAYING HE LOVES HER TOO? SHUT UP, GEORGE. And a big old "Shut up, Callie" just for being her stupid self. I am totally loving Lexie, though, because she's like a little American, more fortunate Nadia. And I dig that. Mer was Mer, and... Cristina had braids. But other than that, I had no problems with Cristina. But Bailey? I think it should be Bailey's Anatomy, and the show should be just about Bailey kicking ass. Because that's what she does. I love her so much.
Big Shots:
Vartan's show was okay. Nothing omg amazing. It had some definite "jeeeeesus, this blows" moments (Dontrell, anyone?) but mostly... Vartan. I had a really hard time not seeing Vaughn, or not expecting him to like, whip out a little spy instrument or another, but he was pretty awesome. Although.... what the hell was with his wife cheating on him? Does she have cataracts or something? Who would cheat on Michael Vartan? He is beautiful and perfect in many ways. And then the wife was all, wah wah wah, don't walk away! Um, hi. You cheated. You are no longer able to get sad about your husband leaving you, since his leaving is directly a result of you BANGING HIS BOSS. I mean, honestly. Also, guys don't... act that way, do they? Gossipy and sitting around together all... girly.
Betty:
SANTOS IS DEAD. THEY KILLED SANTOS. Mind you, I was sure he was dead. But then, like, the way Justin was... totally not upset? That threw me. And then Hilda was alone, BUT SANTOS WAS IN THE SHOWER. (It's weird calling him Santos, because I always call him Cesar. Always. Even in the many, many text messages my mother and I sent back and forth while watching) And even though I knew it was probably a dream, it was cruel and horrible to do that to me. THEY WERE MY OTP. OTP, PEOPLE. FUCK BETTY/DANIEL and BETTY/HENRY. I WANT HILDA/SANTOS. I WANT THE HILDA/SANTOS SHOW.
(I'm lying. I love Betty/Henry. I just... Hilda/Santos show, please.)
*weep*
I am very sad and bitter. That said... noooo one was sad. I mean, Betty I get. And Papa Suarez, who's at home. And I know they wanted to hide the fact that he was dead from us, the bastards. But it seemed odd.
Other than the cruel, cruel manipulation of my delicate nature, the episode as fun. I love that it opened with the novela. I love that Henry came back. I love that Amanda got fat, even though it's implausible that she could look that way after three weeks. I hate that Alexis is all "I'm Alex, duh" because... isn't that disrespectful to people who actually, you know. Have sex-change operations?
Grey's:
Grey's sucked. Like, totally. I grew up on soap operas, so I give most things a lot of slack. Last night's episode? Sucked. Sucked ass. Izzie saving a deer? Shut up, writers. Izzie bitching at George for not acknowledging the fact that she declared her love for him WHILE HE'S MARRIED? Shut up, Izzie. GEORGE GOING TO HER HOUSE AND SAYING HE LOVES HER TOO? SHUT UP, GEORGE. And a big old "Shut up, Callie" just for being her stupid self. I am totally loving Lexie, though, because she's like a little American, more fortunate Nadia. And I dig that. Mer was Mer, and... Cristina had braids. But other than that, I had no problems with Cristina. But Bailey? I think it should be Bailey's Anatomy, and the show should be just about Bailey kicking ass. Because that's what she does. I love her so much.
Big Shots:
Vartan's show was okay. Nothing omg amazing. It had some definite "jeeeeesus, this blows" moments (Dontrell, anyone?) but mostly... Vartan. I had a really hard time not seeing Vaughn, or not expecting him to like, whip out a little spy instrument or another, but he was pretty awesome. Although.... what the hell was with his wife cheating on him? Does she have cataracts or something? Who would cheat on Michael Vartan? He is beautiful and perfect in many ways. And then the wife was all, wah wah wah, don't walk away! Um, hi. You cheated. You are no longer able to get sad about your husband leaving you, since his leaving is directly a result of you BANGING HIS BOSS. I mean, honestly. Also, guys don't... act that way, do they? Gossipy and sitting around together all... girly.
