"Please excuse Madeline's absence on October 27th, her garfleck was acting up."

[sunshine_queen]

"BenGar (or GarFleck, take your pick -- both sound like intestinal upsets to us)"

From this article, proving I am not the only one nauseated by this.

Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: BenGar reminds me of Bengay
Hannah: and Garfleck sounds like a mucous membrane
Hannah: Or something to do with your stomach acid
Hannah: "Oh, my garfleck is acting up again"
Me: dude
Me: i am nothing but scientific proof of that fact
Hannah: Awwww