Ingrid Bergman is Mama Derevko.

[sunshine_queen]

Everyone has a life tonight except for me. This is sad.

So I did a really neat meme.

If I was a movie I'd be: Moulin Rouge. It's filmed beautifully.

If I was a character I'd be: Sydney Bristow, because she's almost as cool as her mom, but doesn't have the whole soulmate-angst Irina does, and Nadia's just... well, the world's out to get her.

If I was a business I'd be: Um. Law offices?

If I were a month, I'd be: June, nice and warm and free.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturdays. I can sleep in.

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11.00. It's a nice time of night.

If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars. Nice and toasty and small.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Aww, a dolphin. They're cute.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A leather armchair.

If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy. Emerald green.

If I were a liquid, I'd be: Adrenalin. No drug like it.

If I were a tree, I'd be: A banyon. They are so cool.

If I were a bird, I'd be: Uh, I hate birds. Probably something ordinary like a wren or something.

If I were a tool, I'd be:  A screwdiver. Very useful tool.

If I were a flower, I'd be: A gardenia, or a yellow rose. Or tulips.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Warm and breezy.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A piano, because they make the most beautiful sound.

If I were an animal, I'd be: Probably a cat of some kind.

If I were a sound, I'd be: A high-pitched squeal of delight.

If I were a material, I'd be: Boring ol' cotton. The fabric of our lives.

If I were a romantic action I'd be: Petting. The nice kind, like hair-petting or arm-petting.

If I were a taste, I'd be: Chocolate fudge.

If I were a word, I'd be: diaphanous

If I were a facial expression, I'd be: An arched eyebrow.

If I were a shape, I'd be a: une losange. I think it's called a trapezoid in english.

If I were a colour, I'd be:  White.

If I were a state, I'd be: Florida, or California.

If I were a number, I'd be: 47. You would be, too.

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A phoenix. It lives forever, and it gets to burst into flame. How cool is that?

If I was a country I'd be:  La France.

If I was an emotion I'd be: affability.

If I was a currency I'd be:  the Euro.

If I were a direction, I'd be: South.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be:  A carrot.

If I were a fruit, I'd be: A green apple. With crisp flesh, not the mealy kind.

If I were an element, I'd be: Silver.

If I were an anime, I'd be: ... the only one I know of is, like, Pretear.

If I were a song, I'd be: Hungarian Dance no. 3, by Brahms.

If I were a book, I'd be: The Blind Assassin, by Margaret Atwood; or else Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier.

If I were a food, I'd be: Chocolate Cake.

If I were a body part, I'd be: The clavicle.

If I was a quote, I'd be: "So this is how liberty dies- with thunderous applause."

If I was a line from a song, I'd be: "So it’s true, the trick is complete. Now you have become everything you said that you never would be. You’re a fool! You’re a fool!"

If I were a X-man, then I'd be: The girl? Rogue?

If I were a metal, I'd be: Silver, definitely.

If I were a piece of Jewlery, I'd be:  A necklace.

If I were a alcoholic beverage, I'd be: A peach bellini.

If I were a Greek God/Goddess, I'd be: 'Dite, duh!

If I were a Shakesperean play, I'd be: The Taming of the Shrew.

If I were a era, I'd be: The 40s.