sunshine_queen | (no subject)

Okay, can I just right now say how amused I am by Mama and Papa Garner?

VH-1 is having, like, a celebrity night. Celebrity Break-ups of 2005 (Jen and Vartan.) Lifestyles of Celebrity Couples (Jen and Ben). Celebrity Hook-Ups (Jen and Ben.)

So, I got to hear about Jen's presents compared to J.Lo's presents- considerably less expense, but... you know, Jen's a simple little thing. And a Rover instead of a Rolls. Again, matter of taste.

The best rule, however, is when they flew home to stay with Mama and Papa Garner.

Separate bedrooms. Mama and Papa Garner made them have separate bedrooms.

I mean, it's not like their precious little Jenny is a virgin, or anything. She's been married, which usually means devirginfication. She's thirty-three. The baby is not a virgin, Mama and Papa. She's not.

... but still. If you're staying in the Garner home and y'ain't married, there will be no messing around. None.

And I am just so bizarrely delighted about this whole idea.