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[sunshine_queen]

I have to miss Alias this week because the Pinning Ceremony was RESCHEDULED THIS MORNING TO THURSDAY. Yes, I am bitter, can you tell?

That, and I did all this homework yesterday, and today Holmes is all, oh, no, not collecting that today, and then pushed back all these assignments, which severely decreases my stress, but pisses me off because I was stressed to begin with and once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!

Watched Alias on TNT; I hate the four o'clock timeslot, but whatever. Then I watched the next episode as I have volunteering tomorrow- Mea Culpa and Spirit. I spent most of the episode commenting on the way SpyDaddy and Vaughn looked. The bulk of my comment was "Now there's a fine looking man, to be sure," in a slight accent. Where did I pick that up? And squeeing over Vicky King. Because, hello.

But yay, meme.

Pick your 12 characters before answering the questions!

1) Jack Bristow
2) Sydney Bristow
3) Michael Vaughn
4) Nadia Santos
5) Irina Derevko
6) Dana Scully
7) Fox Mulder
8) Lauren Reed
9) Ares
10) Xena, as in, the Warrior Princess
11) Balthazar (Tom Grace, whatever)
12) Will Tippin

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Dana) or 11 (Balthazar)? What subjects would they teach?

Dana, and she'd probably teach medicine in the field, or something. Well, not medicine, but doctorness in the field. Balthazar's a bit too young to really teach a class, and remember Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones with the girl who wrote "I love you" on her eyelids? Yeah. That. And Balthazar's a goofball.

2. Do you think 4 (Nadia) is hot? How hot?

Oh, yay. I absolutely think Nadia is hot. Not only hot, but smart and bright and if I were a heterosexual male, I would jump her in a minute. As things are, I have the biggest girly crush on her, like, ever, of all time. She's so hot she burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

3. 12 (Will Tippin) sends 8 (Lauren) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Well, Will's not so much a mission-planner, but I'm assuming if he whipped something up, Lauren-the-Cheap-and-Evil-Girl would have enough know-how to make things work, 'cause she's a badass like that. So, yes.

4. What is or would be 9's (Ares') favorite book?

Aw, man. Something war-like. I don't actually see Ares as much of a reader, anyway.
 

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Sydney) to swear fealty to 6 (Dana), or the other way around?

Well, um, actually, I don't really think either one would. It's been well established by me and Nica that Dana wouldn't like Syd at all. Syd likes everyone, but Syd's just a big ray of sunshine that way. In a sensical way, I think it would be more likely for them to forge a strategic partnership, with a balance of power, 'cause Syd is the CIA Princess.

6. For some reason, 5 (Irina) is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 (Ares) or with 10 (Xena)?

... For a second, just pause and picture Irina needing a roommate. Then think about her living with out. Carry on. I guess I would say Xena, because they could compare sucky love lives and strategies and other woman-warrior things like that. Grr.

7. 7 (Mulder), 2 (Syd) and 12 (Will) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Oh my GOD, they would have the best time ever! They'd like, go to some bar-like place, with really casual food and atmosphere and they would all chat about random, crazy things. Because Will and Mulder would be Teh BFFs, and so would Syd and Mulder (says Nica and I) and Syd and Will already are... oh my god, it would be SO AWESOME.

8. 3 (Vaughn) challenges 10 (Xena) to a duel. What happens?

Well, Vaughn wouldn't. Because Xena would kill him.

9. If 1 (Jack) stole 8's (Lauren) most precious possession, how would she get it back?

Well, we all know it ain't her virginity. That said, Lauren would probably just have to accept it as lost, because what Jack wants, he keeps. And if it's hidden... well, then. She's screwed.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Mulder) and 12 (Will) both attain what they most desire.

... you mean, that without which they cannot live? I guess "To Dream the Impossible Dream."

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Nadia) and 1 (Jack) to work together?

Oh, my god, the Wowwrongbadhot one. Because OH MY GOD, WOW WRONG BAD HOT! I would have to old, "oh, silly rabbit, there's no one else around! Guess we have to send the odd couple!" and then bada bing. It's destiny, you know.

12. If 7 (Mulder) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Swimmingly. I would make him a sandwich and we could talk about conspiracies and his craziness and weirdness and oh, lord. He's so pretty.

13. If you could command 3 (Vaughn) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

It would involve something involving very little clothes, and probably his tongue. You asked.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Balthazar)?

kerlin , and yahtzee63 , specifically. And a bunch of girls in Alias500 and the like. Because gom.

15. If 2 (Syd) had to choose sides between 4 (Nadia) and 5 (Irina), which would it be?

Oh, wow. Between her mother and her sister? Knowing Syd, she'd choose her sister, because she's the big mean Mommy and her poor precious little defenseless sister!

16. What might 10 (Xena) shout while charging into battle?

Like we all don't know the answer to this question already.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Lauren), which song would you choose?

Well, that's easy. "The Cheap and Evil Girl," by Bree Sharp. That one wrote itself.

18. 1 (Jack), 6 (Dana) and 12 (Will) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Dana, of course. 'Cause she's the girl, and both Jack and Will are gentlemen.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Syd) to use on 10 (Xena)?

"Hey... you think I could try on your breast-plate?"

20. What would 5 (Irina) most likely be arrested for?

Um. Being #2 on the FBI's most wanted list? Being the most dangerous woman alive? Damned if I know.

21. What is 6's (Dana) secret?

That she says a little prayer for Mulder every night.

22. If 11 (Balthazar) and 9 (Ares) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Ares. Since, you know, he's a god and all. But both would look damn good trying to get there.

23. 3 (Vaughn) and 7 (Mulder) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Valiant Vaughn, of course! Fox "Spooky" Mulder goes around shouting that the sky is falling. You can't believe a word he says.

24. "1 (Jack) and 9 (Ares) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Nadia) sinister secret organization. 11 (Balthazar) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Balthazar) is actually a spy for 4 (Nadia). Meanwhile, 4 (Nadia) has kidnapped 12 (Will) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Irina), they seek out 3 (Vaughn), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Okay, first, can we talk about Jack and Ares teaming up? Because that is so random and strange. It might work, though, as neither take prisoners. Anyway, Nadia must have inherited some evil empire or another Sloane left lying around, and could you all just DIE that Balthazar is the one spying for Nadia? MEANT TO BE! And then she kidnapped WILL. Oh, my god, all her men are in this fic! So, Nadia kidnaps Will, because she loves him, duh, and Syd would absolutely spazz out and tell her Daddy to give Nadia what she wants, and then Irina would be like, no no, grasshoppers, we can bring out... Vaughn. Which is cracked out, but I guess that's Season Five and Prophet Five, so whateveeeeeeeer.

I would title this fic Season Six, the Epic; tessie, hanny and maybe kerlin would read it; and as it's so cracked out, I nominate Tess.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Mulder) or 8 (Lauren)?

Mulder. Definitely Mulder. He's big and he packs heat. Lauren would just, in the immortal words of Tess, "Lauren would screw you against a wall and then stab you in the gut."

 

Comments

[kerlin.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming you'll be taping Alias, but if you run into trouble, let me know and I can get you a copy.

Lauren would just, in the immortal words of Tess, "Lauren would screw you against a wall and then stab you in the gut."

See, that would SO make me pick Lauren. *g*

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

There shouldn't be any problems, but thanks, Kerlin.

See, I think the object of the question is to make it through the alley alive. So moooost people would choose Mulder. But that's just, you know, normal people.