Jen and Vartan are still together! Oh happy day!

And I will now try to analyze my friends.

We made a bet, the Blue Stars and I, on who would lose their virginity first, Kelly* or Jenna*. My bet, Michelle's*, and Jenna's were on Kelly; Vicky's* and Kelly's on Jenna.

Julio* told Jenna that out of the five of us, he thought Kelly was the easiest (she's an open door), Vicky was next (you could compliment her, then turn the handle), then Jenna (key, then handle, then open), and Michelle was next by virtue of the fact that I was virtually unattainable.

Why?

Well, because Kelly just doesn't realize the gravity of her actions and she's too impetuous for her own good. She doesn't understand that going down on Nick* IN A SCHOOL STAIRWELL is going to get her a reputation must faster than her going out with Nick would. She's worried about people whispering about her (a pretty girl) going out with Nick (a not handsome guy). I mean, I won't tell anyone, and Jenna and Vicky only told me, but Nick will talk, because he's an asshole like that. Kelly would have sex without thinking about it or the consequences and then would regret it deeply.

Jenna is much more responsible than she acts, truly. She knows her boundaries and how far she wants to go, and she sets the limits with Julio and she enforces them. The reason that Vicky and Kelly think she'll lose it first is because Jenna is more adventurous and daring than the rest of us.

Vicky, the only way I could see it would be because she not only does she understand how serious it all can be, she's such an innocent that she would practically be a bystander. I can't even describe it to you. Sure, she'll look at Mike's* 'cookie' and she'll let Brad* touch her through her pants, but she doesn't think of it seriously. Then again, Vicky takes nothing seriously, not really, because she's too sweet to worry about anything.

Michelle is second only because I'm the hardest to get to, and in all truth, not many are interested in Michelle because she's so out of it.

And me? I'm unattainable. That's never good.


New Alias tonight, joy, and... JEN AND VARTAN HAVEN'T BROKEN UP! PRAISE BE!




*names changed to protect the guilty.

(no subject)

Taken from Nita:

Write a random phrase from each of the following:

Nearest book to you:
'Not like you, darling, he says. Like me. I'm the one with nothing to lose.
She says, But you've got me. I'm not nothing.'
-The Blind Assassin

Nearest cd insert: '
Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me'
-Rush of Blood to the Head, Coldplay


Nearest piece of paper that you wrote on:
Next week:
EEE! Separation! Syd w/ bangs! Jumping! YAY!
-my notes on the previews for 'The Frame'

Nearest piece that was written to you:
'katie was here' on a really old magazine with Jen Garner on it.

Something on your desk:
Britney Spears CDs. I was cheating off them in the chat to match Bri with Britney lyrics.

You Are Most Like Charlotte! You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You Most Like? Take This Quiz Right Now! Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

I so saw that coming



Magister Mundi sum!
"I am the Master of the Universe!"
You are full of yourself, but you're so cool you
probably deserve to be. Rock on.


Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Hm. Egotistical.


Taken from JediOwl


You're Melancholy! You are ruled by the Black Bile
(which, by the way, doesn't exist). As a
Melancholy, you are gifted, analytical,
aesthetic, self-sacrificing, industrious, and
self-disciplined. Unfortunately, you can also
be moody, self-centered, revengeful, touchy, a
bit too theoretical, unsociable, critical, or
negative at times.


Which of the four Humours are you?
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Joy.

Taken from Carrole

</td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td>

You are 17% geek

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Okay, that's not fair, why do I get the pic of Drew Barrymore in the 80s? WHY DOES DREW HAUNT ME? WHYYYYY? It's just cruel, man.