All I want for Christmas is Simulia Sex

I am in lurve with Simon Walker, oh yes I am. He is not a sky walker, no, he is a Simon Walker, and he rocks my world. Syd and Vaughn? Too boring, yo. I want Elektra!haired Syd as Julia and Simon Walker without a wifebeater. He is sexy as all.

I am literally giddy and fangirlish.

Okay. So I downloaded 3:04 from Kazaa and watched it for the first time. There was Laughn and Syd being a bitch and SpyDaddy awesomeness and Sloane worship and even a smattering of Sark... but Simon was there.

Simon, who I have long dreamt of and never seen.

But there he was, in all of his glory.

And there was Julia.

Not Syd. No no. Julia.

Julia. My heroo.

With Simon.

I am so serious. They are my OTP.

*melts* I am in lurveeeeeeee with Simon Waaaaaaaalker.

And I am now going to fail my math final because of it. Not that it matters, seeing as I wouldn't remember what I studied tonight in the morning anyway... but wow. Wow. Failing is worth it. Oh, Simon, I love you!

Justin Theroux= Simon. *sigh*

Ten Things I Learned While Watching Alias:

1. Triangles do NOT work, no matter how compelling you think you're making them.
2. Justin Theroux is hot.
3. Jennifer Garner knows how to work a set of hair extensions like nobody's business.
4. Arvin Sloane is physically and mentally incapable of being a good guy.
5. Justin Theroux is totally hot.
6. Vaughn still has a jones for his ex-would-be-dead girlfriend.
7. Diving into a pool from nineteen floors above is not only not dangerous but also incredibly sexy and eye-catching.
8. Pregnant women are bitches.
9. Mrs. Vaughn is still annoying.
10. Justin Theroux is super-major hot.

-courtesy of Regina of TWoP