"Guess their parachutes didn't open."

Right. I'm not going to be sleeping tonight.

I watched 'Irresistable' and 'Die hand ...' episodes... and holy mother of god. The Die Hand one? TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT. Me? Nightmares. I just know it. Thank you, Monica.

I did, however, like the bit about frogs and parachutes. Hee.

Last night I watched 'Ice', which was a good episode, and had Lynette from Desperate Housewives in it. It had creepy worm things. 'Irresistable' had a creepy dude with a fetish for hair and fingernails. Eeew. And 'Die Hand' had satanists and snakes and no real denouement. Um, okay.

Today was a good day. French was fun, in chem we did a lab, and corradino was fun. I have a field trip tomorrow with drama to see 'As you like it' at UM, which is great, as I miss all my classes. Joy!

... *shudders* So. Freaking. Creepy.

Fabulous + Fabricate = FABULATE

The scene:

Daughter, MADELINE, is sitting at computer. Mother, DEBRA, is sitting at dining room table, applying make-up. There is a long-running joke between MADELINE and DEBRA that an actress, one JENNIFER GARNER, is a close, personal friend of MADELINE.

 

MADELINE: "Mom, it's almost Vartan's birthday."

DEBRA: "What are you going to get him?"

MADELINE: "I don't know. What to do you get for the boy who was just dumped by your best friend?"

DEBRA: "A tie."

[pause]

DEBRA: "With a listening device."

 

 

And the people at Alias_media rule my world. At the Ben Affleck guest-star rumour, people spazzed out, which was funny, but the people yelling at them were funnier, because they USED RANDOM caps and then they made up words such as 'fabulate'. I, however, think 'fabulate' is a fabulous word and intend to use it.