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[sunshine_queen]

Nica already told me it's not a dream. It's a hallucination. So, see? Hopes not up is a good thing. Because how sad would it be if I had gotten all excited.

And I can I just say they only played ONE Alias commercial, like, all night? Compared to the ten zillion that were showed last week. Discrimination, yo.

And that my evil, eeeeeevil thought was that, "Well, it's about time she got kidnapped, what with her RUNNING AROUND ENDANGERING THE FETUS AND ALL."

:-( The love of Sydney Bristow's life. Vaughn.

*wibble*

People better show up when the episode ends or I will be upset.

:-(! Vaughn! I miss Vaughn! Can't they end this episode with "Vaughn's alive" [Alias screen of Doom] [Hiatus]?

And why is Sydney all pregnant in the Korea cell with the Korea sweater? Why is this? Why are things all crazy? Is this that "Conscious" Redux?

 

Let's go!

My tape ENDED at some point during that beginning, so if I lost the part with, oh, I don't know... VAUGHN... I'll die.

Anyway, it starts with the Syd-geisha music. She's making tea. And then Vaughn walks in.

OH MY GOD, YO.

Almost died.

They are SO cute. Talking about hiring Vaughn for cooking and cleaning, him looking in her eye for an eyelash, her putting a band-aid on his finger, saying they were going to take a bath- oh my god. My god. I was SO close to tears.

And then the radio started to talk oh-so creepily. And I got sad. :-(

And then Syd woke up, and I swear to god, she was in Donnie Pfaster's lab. That guy had Donnie Pfaster's voice. I have never been more scared of a bad guy.

Anyway, they're picking Syd's brain for Vaughn info, because he's ALIVE, and Syd wakes up and the guy's all, don't worry, and some mysterious person wants to make sure the baby won't be harmed, and Syd cries and threatens Donnie.

Then, two days earlier in San Francisco, Peyton's pulling an After Six. I love her, btw. She's evil, but so pretty! And so Lauren-like!

So, she steals some guy's watch and breaks into like, a server farm and steals one with Vaughn info to give to Dr. De Santis. Whatever. Vaughn's alive.

Peyton's cute. :-)

VAUGHN VAUGHN VAUGHN!

 

So, Syd and Daddy are taking a tour of where Sydney will be giving birth in "three weeks." Except the baby might come early. Which flips Syd out. Syd likes schedules, see. Anyway, Daddy wants Syd working less, but the doctor says that as Syd is a banker, it's all good in the hood.

After the doctor leaves, the wander to the window on the nursery, which I've never seen and don't think exist, and there's a daddy, staring. Which is sad. But OUR Daddy gives his Baby her old silver rattle from when she was a baby. Que cute.

Mom: Why is it tarnished?
Me: Because.
Mom: He should've gotten it cleaned.
Me: Who cares?
Mom: I do. Honestly, Daddy.

Turns out that Balthazar was married seven years ago for three years. Didn't work out. Awww. Was your wife a terrorist, too?

Then Marshall gets a message that Vaughn's files have been pulled, and Daddy and Sloane are wearing brilliant blue shirts and everyone's going to mission, and Syd's like, they're Vaughn's files, aren't they. You need to just say it. And they are. And she's going to talk to Renée, even though Daddy wishes she would stay. He takes it personal, too, about Vaughn. Aww, you care!

Meanwhile, Peyton's listening to Vaughn-files and they're all, [I told Syd about prophet 5], so Peyton calls up DeSantis to tell him, and he says to nab Syd.

Syd goes to meet Renée, and she looks skuzzy, and bad guys come and Syd gets nabbed and Renée shoots the wrong van and gets DeSantis.

 

I thought he'd cut out an eye; he cut off an ear.

Um, anyway, Donnie Pfaster is talking about how his procedure works, and Deep Throat wants to see proof. So he asks Syd her name, and then to remember Vaughn, when they were happy. And she flashes to when they got engaged.

What's really cute is that she tells him what's going, because Syd's always super lucid in her dreams and knows exactly what is going on. And it's so cute, 'cause Vaughn's all, wait, I told you? I GOT SHOT? The fuck? And Syd's like, helloooo, more about meeee, here. And she says yes to getting engaged once her ring disappears.

Back at APO, Renée calls Daddy like a good girl, and Daddy starts getting things moving. And he rocks and is way calm. Sloane is very cute and concerned and still wears a wedding ring. He calls up that guy, but he says the only girl Sloane can save is Nadia. So I'm not too upset.

Daddy goes to... wherever Renée in to "talk" to De Santis. And De Santis snarks about Renée trying to scare him with a guy in a suit. "Suits shouldn't scare you," Daddy says, but he's a concerned Daddy. And he flips out a knife. And then Daddy cut the ear off. I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!

 

This is my favorite episode ever.

They're doing this whole Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind thing, and Sydney realizes that the magic drink that they gave to Vaughn was brought by a doctor, and that's why he crashed after, but Vaughn knows he has to go away. Which means that HE IS NOT DEAD HE KNEW. I am fully certain of this.

BTW, Oscar is a great name for a girl. Ass. I love him to death.

Then we're in Korea, and Syd is being the cutest little thing ever, and the baby kicks, and Vaughn promises to never leave her, and then he fights off the Korean guards and runs off and Syd hears the guy over the radio, and tries to find Vaughn, and then we're back at the beginning.

And Daddy interrogates De Santis some more, but he won't talk, and they find an address in his book that corresponds with Syd's due date and whatever, and De Santis is all, I'm prepared to die! So Daddy gives Renée a blank check and calls Dixon to get a plane to Hungary to go save his baby.

But oh my GOD. More Vaughn dreams! This is the best episode ever!

 

OH MY GOD.

IT WAS MOMMY.

MOMMY.

MOMMY WAS DEEP THROAT.

Like, there were cute moments, right? The pier, where she first knew he cared, and? "You just threw your phone into the Pacific. Twice." And the County Blood Drive bus, which made me miss clean-shaven! Vaughn and Rebel-with-a-cause!Syd.

But... oh my god.

And Syd told this thinger in the corner of the big SD-6 map.

But. Oh my god.

IRINA.

Kept a secret! All this time!

Amazing.

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY.

 

So, SyVa winds up on the beach, and it's way green and weird, but cute, and they're always gonna find one another... and oh my god. She lied about the thing. To her Mommy. And Vaughn's gonna find her. HE'S ALIVE.

So, Syd wakes up and stabs Peyton with her syringe. And then runs around.

And Daddy and Renée are there, running around, and I'm noticing the hallways look nothing like one another. But whatever, you know? I'm thinking "Daddy's gonna kill Mommy," before I remembered Mommy was leaving.

And then Syd runs up on deck to see a helicopter leaving.

Yes.

On deck.

As in, hi, hello, we're on a boat in the ocean. And Daddy's in Hungary, where a nursery is set up.

And Irina is a bad guy again.

... BEST EPISODE EVER OF ALL TIME.

Fucking hiatus. Syd's having her baby on an oil rig. Mommy? You better be delivering, 'cause Syd's gonna pop.

ETA: Lena was photoshopped in from Season Two, which is what I originally thought before she actually talked to Peyton in what turns out to be a voice-over. Oh, Lena. THE LOVE.

Comments

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

MOMMY! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Honestly, I wasn't paying attention to this episode. But I noticed it was totally Eternal Sunshine. Every time I hear the DEEP THROAT voice I think of Mommy in season 1 ("THE MAN" stuff). So I thought of Mommy. And how the person asked if the stuff would be bad for the baby. (I actually thought maybe it was Vaughn? Although I know that makes 0% sense, so it brought me back to Mommy.) But like, I was like, "No way she's coming back now. Not without us hearing about it." So I dismissed the stupid thought. 'Coz like every ep I think maybe Mommy will show up and she never does. BUT OMG.. there was that voice. I was at the computer screen, and I heard THAT VOICE. I JUMPED UP. LIKE hit my leg on the desk on the way up. AND look!! IT'S SPYMOMMY!!!!!!!

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[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Fell off the coffee table, dude, onto the tile floor. And never took my eyes off the screen.

[xenaamber.livejournal.com]

Okay, I confess. I thought this episode was totally boring (minus the Jack parts, which were cute or gross depending) until IRINA. Then I was WTFing and squeeing for the rest of it. :D

*eyes bug out* It isn't on next week? When the fuck is it back?! I want IRINA.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

But see, you suck.

And it comes back in February.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

WAIT... NO NEW EPS UNTIL FEB!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Please tell me this is a horrible, sick, twisted joke.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It's called being on hiatus, love.

Also, Jennifer Garner's maternity leave.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But Irina. WE JUST SAW IRINA. They can't go away now!!!! Are they trying to kill me?!??!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Not only was there Irina, but SYDNEY IS ON AN OIL RIG BECAUSE OF IRINA DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF MATE?

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!

Damn, I need more Alias icons. Lol.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

LOL, I have like, mostly Alias icons. I am an Alias icon whore. 85% of my icons are Alias.

No lie.

Jesus.

Only 13 of which are SyVa. That is so wrong.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

I have ... 0 SyVa. But well. Yeah.

[xenaamber.livejournal.com]

I do not suck. I am tired. I am HOME.

February is FAR.

[agent-nica.livejournal.com]

After I played with the tape and called you back about Irina's photoshoppage, all I could think was,

HER HED IZ PASTEDE ON YEY.

...and I totally ruined the episode for myself. So I had to share with the class. :P