Smeeeeeeee-la.
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2.05: The Indicator
SpyDaddy says that being betrayed by your mother is a valuable life experience all children should encounter. Vienna waits for all except those who betray their people and get blown up. Vaughn is suspicious of SpyDaddy and is not so nice to Syd about it in teh warehouse. Syd is mean to Vaughn about their being saved by SpyDaddy. Vaughn wrinkles. Francie opens a restaurant after four episodes. How, why, don't care. SpyDaddy comes to opening, remarkable. He talks at Syd. SpyMommy is set to fry in three days. Vaughn has a friend who now is on Las Vegas. Vaughn, sadly, was right about SpyDaddy blowing things up. SpyDaddy has also taken Vaughn's job of whispering into Syd's ear. Syd finds the children of the guns who can put them together without looking, which flips her right out. She talks to a hypnotist who is freakishly like Madeline from Nikita. Captain Cuckoo is on deck with more Emily nonsense. Will talks about his new prison buddies, Tommy Marijuana and Tommy Crystal Meth. SpyDaddy is guilted sorta kinda by Syd who says that she feels bad for the kids who are having their choices taken away because she, Sydney, chose to join SD-6. Hee. HEE. Vaughn tells SpyDaddy that if he doesn't truth to Syd, he'll truth for him. Vaughn does not seem to realize that SpyDaddy could smash him lak ze bug. Sloane gets out of the shower! SEXY BEAST! Syd finds a gun puzzle she can put together really fast. Syd goes back into dream world and is really cute as a kid. She draws pictures of her and her daddy and then goes downstairs and hears her Daddy talking about Christmas and puts a gun together, yay Syd. Syd cries. Syd stands in the rain and yells at her dad. SpyDaddy guilts a bit. Syd goes and gives Vaughn a big wet hug. Yay Vaughn.
2.06: Salvation
French twists are not Syd's friends. Vaughn jokes about grasshoppers. Sark is hot. Syd says, 'I hate you, Daddy' in not so many words. SpyMommy refuses a trial. To save her mom, Syd throws her dad under the bus. The hamburger standing behind Francie makes more money than Will does. Syd and SpyDaddy go on a mission of love and familyness. They are very amusing. Syd is very unamused. SpyMommy uses her own people as science experiments to test the bad bloody fingernail disease. Sloane is crazy like whoa and sees dead people. Luckily for him, it's only Amy Irving and not someone scary like Kurt Cobain. Syd might be sick and goes in to sit with Vaughn. They sleep together chastely. Vaughn watches Syd sleep. Syd talks in her sleep. She tells Vaughn not to frost the pie, which is very important. She was so going to start some declaration of L when the doctor who looks like he came from a Hugh Grant comedy about British people interrupted. Vaughn gets doomed because he hearts Syd. SpyDaddy loves Syd muchly. Vaughn buys Syd a drink at a restaurant and then talks to her on the phone. SpyDaddy gets sent to jail and SpyMommy is going to get fried, which, ha, will make Syd an orphan. Syd decides to harrass a senator. Syd is insane and mad. She lies to the dude and gets SpyDaddy safe. There is nobody in Em's grave, ew. SpyMommy comes home in the rain. Vaughn shaves in his neat bathroom and oh, no, there's blood under his fingernails! Crap!
2.07: Counteragent
Vaughn is shaving, and there's blood under his fingernails! Crap! He uses Target brand band aids. Then he gets all cute and preppied up and darling and calls our wayward unBritish doctor. He then goes to see SpyMommy for some creepy Virina time. SpyMommy totally knows he digs Syd. 1982 standardized tests have disappeared, which is bad, because that's what Vaughn is paying Will to find. Kendall calls Syd and tells her Vaughn is dying. Syd is all, Daddy? Where's Vaughn? And then, Mommy? Help me save Vaughn, as it's all your fault! SpyMommy helps. The dude with the really nice camper from 'That Thing You Do!' comes on to help Syd save Vaughn. Is there a collection going on with a Pepsi can? Save Vaughn? Save Vaughn? He's doomed in three days! Syd goes to see him in the hospital to that beautiful Allison Krauss song. He's all, Syd? You okay? Are you going to die trying to save me? They hold hands and banter a bit before Vaughn starts making bad things beep. Syd becomes Rita Stevens and oh holy snap it's Alice, the bland blond from hell. Syd snarfles. The Smila dude is paralyzed and has fire put to his feet. Smeeeeeeee-la. Abby comes back to help Will. I love Abby. Sark is in Estonia where Syd is trying to get the stuff to save Vaughn. Syd says she'll run fast when told by Kendall to abort the operation, but running can't help her when she gets trapped in the room with the acid. Not so nice, the acid. Beautiful Sarkneyage as Syd tries to shoot him and he tries to have her eaten away by ammonia fluorochloride. He truly believe they should work together, though, and since they both want Sloane all kinds of dead, she agrees. There's a really mean decontamination shower of naked Syd and scrub brushes. Kendall has many problems with Syd sacrificing Sloane for her nonboyfriend. Abby asks in a British accent is Will has lost his mind, for the love of God, because he's doing this crazy 1982 thing. Smeeeeeeee-la dude tells Sloane that Smeeeeeeee-la is not a place, it's his wife, and he loves her so and Sloane gets disgusted and tells them to kill him. SpyDaddy tells Syd that her mother is forcing her to have someone murdered to save Vaughn and Syd contemplates what color she's going to have her nails painted at her manicure next week. Geisha! Syd makes an appearance, as does naked! Sloane. SEXY BEAST! Sark wishes Syd luck, Syd tells him that she doesn't need luck from him, the son of a bitch (and most likely her half-brother, but whatever). Sark comments on her lovely attitude. She beats some Japanese people up and then knocks Sloane out, all in ridiculous make up and with mincing steps and this tiny voice. Sark is awed and tells her that she is so good, does she know that? Syd does. SpyDaddy gets the stuff to save Vaughn, and Vaughn wakes up! Yay! He feels guilty that Syd needed to kill Sloane to save him, but no matter, 'cause when Syd goes to work Monday morning Sloane is alive and well and slapping the back of his boy, Sark. Sark and Syd reminisce. Vaughn goes to talk to his almost-step mom about love and stuff. Virina abounds. Irina says meh on protocol, only losers follow it, and Sheryl starts to croon one of my fave tunes of all time. There are massive hugs of yay-you-are-alive-ness. Yay hugs! He thanks. She cries. He starts to explain about Alice, but Syd is like, Dude? Please don't tell me about my nonboyfriend's real girlfriend because, seriously? I'll cry. I haven't cried this episode, but I might. She runs out and Vaughn follows after being delayed by Kendall. He follows her, and we see them both walking, but by the time he gets to the end of the hallway- she is gone. Oh, meh. You could always, you know, open the doors and follow her, doofus, but he decides not to, instead smiling fondly after her. I have only one thing to say: Smeeeeeeee-la.
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Date: 2004-07-30 01:08 pm (UTC)And dude, that Teddy is just rocking his SEXY BEAST!ness like nobody's Aunt Sally's business.
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Date: 2004-07-30 01:56 pm (UTC)Poor Vaughn. SpyDaddy will keel you, Vaughn. Run AWAY!
Sloane gets out of the shower! SEXY BEAST!
If I didn't know that you were going to talk about Counteragent I might have stopped reading right there. *cries* I've never been so disturbed.
Sark is hot.
There ya go, that saves you a lot. ;) He's hot in a weird way though. Like, I know this is an odd thing, but if he played Will he wouldn't be hot. ;)
Syd decides to harrass a senator. Syd is insane and mad
They totally recycled that hat she wore for Sark when he was Crazy French Police Dude in The Abduction. I swear they did. OMGTHEIRLOVEISSOMATCHING.
Is there a collection going on with a Pepsi can? Save Vaughn? Save Vaughn?
*dies laughing* I love ya, Si, I really do.
Syd becomes Rita Stevens and oh holy snap it's Alice, the bland blond from hell. Syd snarfles.
I always sort of like Alice. She was nice and harmless, and sadly for her, not!Syd. Which totally screwed her over with Vaughn.
Beautiful Sarkneyage as Syd tries to shoot him and he tries to have her eaten away by ammonia fluorochloride. He truly believe they should work together, though, and since they both want Sloane all kinds of dead, she agrees.
It was beautiful. You know your shippiness is way messed up when an ammonia flurochloride bath makes you squee. *le sigh* "We're destined to work together, I truly believe that." *pats Sark* Poor boo.
There's a really mean decontamination shower of naked Syd and scrub brushes.
Which Sark so watched. And not even in a shippy way. But the oppurtunity to see Syd Bristow naked and wet? He watched.
Syd makes an appearance, as does naked! Sloane. SEXY BEAST!
Yep...still disturbing.
Sark wishes Syd luck, Syd tells him that she doesn't need luck from him, the son of a bitch (and most likely her half-brother, but whatever).
They were going to do that at one point in time. And then they were like "EW GROSS". And then they decided to toy with my shippy emotions...the bastards.
Sark is awed and tells her that she is so good, does she know that? Syd does.
Thank god it was a chest and up shot of Sark. :P
Sark and Syd reminisce.
She was so beyond pissed at him. *giggles* It was so cute! *shuts up*
He follows her, and we see them both walking, but by the time he gets to the end of the hallway- she is gone. Oh, meh. You could always, you know, open the doors and follow her, doofus, but he decides not to, instead smiling fondly after her.
Despite the fact that I'm not quite as SV as I used to I still scream at the TV every time I see that scene. And I see it a lot because it's one of my favourites. But yeah, I'm always like "DAMMIT VAUGHN! DOORS OPEN FOR A REASON! RUN FORREST RUN!
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Date: 2004-07-30 02:13 pm (UTC)He just... doesn't get it.
*cries* I've never been so disturbed.
Oh, darling. Accept his SEXY BEASTness.
Like, I know this is an odd thing, but if he played Will he wouldn't be hot. ;)
And Coop as Sark just doesn't work. Props to the casting people.
OMGTHEIRLOVEISSOMATCHING
BSH-WEEEEEE!!!111!1!oneoneone
*dies laughing* I love ya, Si, I really do.
I heard that you were feeling ill... headache, fever, and a chill... I've come to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse that likes to- *slam*
I always sort of like Alice. She was nice and harmless, and sadly for her, not!Syd. Which totally screwed her over with Vaughn.
She was the competition. Meh on her. And she married someone in Vegas, just ask Tess.
It was beautiful. You know your shippiness is way messed up when an ammonia flurochloride bath makes you squee. *le sigh* "We're destined to work together, I truly believe that." *pats Sark* Poor boo.
I was totally reciting along with him. I loved his face when she shot at him, like, Syd, dude, get off it.
Which Sark so watched. And not even in a shippy way. But the oppurtunity to see Syd Bristow naked and wet? He watched.
Of course he did. Hot-blooded males watched that scene on slo-mo.
They were going to do that at one point in time. And then they were like "EW GROSS". And then they decided to toy with my shippy emotions...the bastards.
It was Lark they almost Luke-and-Leia'd, not Sarkney, I thought.
Thank god it was a chest and up shot of Sark. :P
Were all hands on deck?
She was so beyond pissed at him. *giggles* It was so cute! *shuts up*
That's like me saying, Vaughn was such an ass! It was adorable! Theirloveissoonesided!
Despite the fact that I'm not quite as SV as I used to I still scream at the TV every time I see that scene. And I see it a lot because it's one of my favourites. But yeah, I'm always like "DAMMIT VAUGHN! DOORS OPEN FOR A REASON! RUN FORREST RUN!
*gahs* Yes, I know. It was more poignant that way, though. Their love iz pastede on yey.
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Date: 2004-07-30 02:35 pm (UTC)*pats Vaughn* At least he has the looks.
Oh, darling. Accept his SEXY BEASTness.
He's sexy as hell...with his clothing ON.
Ben: EWWWWWW HIS STOMACH HAS A MOUTH!
And Coop as Sark just doesn't work. Props to the casting people.
The idea of Coop being British and Evil is beyond adorable.
I heard that you were feeling ill... headache, fever, and a chill... I've come to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse that likes to- *slam*
They could be a facist anarchist and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
I was totally reciting along with him. I loved his face when she shot at him, like, Syd, dude, get off it.
He seemed terribly amused that she thought he wouldn't have taken precautions against such things. The boy's a genius.
It was Lark they almost Luke-and-Leia'd, not Sarkney, I thought.
It was actually both. They are SO desperate to relate EVERYONE on this show! Thank god they didn't. They'd kill all my shippiness.
That's like me saying, Vaughn was such an ass! It was adorable! Theirloveissoonesided!
Their love IS so onesided. But yeah, that scene was STILL cute :P It was so cute. *pinches Sark*
Were all hands on deck?
Oh yeah. Most definitely. He has a thing for sitting in cars and getting all hot and bothered over Syd.
*gahs* Yes, I know. It was more poignant that way, though. Their love iz pastede on yey.
LMAO! I should make an icon of that.
-isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 02:41 pm (UTC)In early season 3, Marshall was like, 'since you've got the looks and I've got the brains...' and Vaughn's like, wait, what?
He's sexy as hell...with his clothing ON.
Ben: EWWWWWW HIS STOMACH HAS A MOUTH!
I love teh SEXY BEAST.
The idea of Coop being British and Evil is beyond adorable.
Him being British was pretty badass, really. Him being evil would be great. I love Coop.
They could be a facist anarchist and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
He seemed terribly amused that she thought he wouldn't have taken precautions against such things. The boy's a genius.
He didn't build the facility, darling, he just works there.
It was actually both. They are SO desperate to relate EVERYONE on this show! Thank god they didn't. They'd kill all my shippiness.
They'll so make Lazarey Jack's long lost half brother or something.
Their love IS so onesided. But yeah, that scene was STILL cute :P It was so cute. *pinches Sark*
'I pulsed the bugs, so we can reminisce.' And Syd's all, the hell we will, dude.
Oh yeah. Most definitely. He has a thing for sitting in cars and getting all hot and bothered over Syd.
Seeing her addresses certain proclivities of his. And yes, that was the best phrase ever uttered on that show.
LMAO! I should make an icon of that.
Go for it!
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 02:54 pm (UTC)He couldn't even diffuse a simple bomb! ;) And that is like the second or third best Sark scene of all time.
I love teh SEXY BEAST.
I love him too. But he needs shirts.
Him being British was pretty badass, really. Him being evil would be great. I love Coop.
I miss Coop so much!!!
I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
YOu're not dying, you're just bored.
He didn't build the facility, darling, he just works there.
Yeah, but he so would've double checked. He's not the Worst Spy Ever like some people. ;)
They'll so make Lazarey Jack's long lost half brother or something.
Don't even say that! *shudders* Andrian wasn't sexy like Jack!
'I pulsed the bugs, so we can reminisce.' And Syd's all, the hell we will, dude.
All Sark/Syd scenes are like that. But we'll talk more about that when you do the recap of The Abduction. ;)
Seeing her addresses certain proclivities of his. And yes, that was the best phrase ever uttered on that show.
"Your disguise...it addresses a certain proclivity of mine." *sighs so deeply*
Go for it!
*runs to get screen caps*
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 02:59 pm (UTC)He could too diffuse bombs, he did in 'The Box', bite me.
I love him too. But he needs shirts.
Meh, technicality. Sloane is TEH SEXY BEAST.
I miss Coop so much!!!
*sobs* Coop! Lena! KENDALL!
YOu're not dying, you're just bored.
You killed the car.
Yeah, but he so would've double checked. He's not the Worst Spy Ever like some people. ;)
Be nice, you.
All Sark/Syd scenes are like that. But we'll talk more about that when you do the recap of The Abduction. ;)
*giggles* And I will.
"Your disguise...it addresses a certain proclivity of mine." *sighs so deeply*
And Lauren's like, keep your rocket in your pocket, flyboy, we'll have fun when I get out of here.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 03:06 pm (UTC)Meh. Syd had to help him like whoa on that one, though. ;)Mmmm, Sark was intelligently sexy with the plane bomb.
Meh, technicality. Sloane is TEH SEXY BEAST.
Not as sexy as Jack though. I saw this pic of Jack in a clingy shirt. He needs suits.
*sobs* Coop! Lena! KENDALL!
I miss Lena so much. Season 1 and 2 make season 3 look so crappy. All the cool kids are gone!
You killed the car.
Cameron's so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Be nice, you.
Being mean is so much more funny though.
And Lauren's like, keep your rocket in your pocket, flyboy, we'll have fun when I get out of here.
And then they didn't. And I didn't even get pseudo-Sarkney sex. *sniffles* I miss Lauren!!!
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 03:12 pm (UTC)Sark gets caught. Regularly. And imprisoned. And gets his nose broken by Vaughn. Regularly. HEE.
Not as sexy as Jack though. I saw this pic of Jack in a clingy shirt. He needs suits.
Oh, SpyDaddy is God. *nods* God of all, including sex. I would so do him.
I miss Lena so much. Season 1 and 2 make season 3 look so crappy. All the cool kids are gone!
Not all of them, just a lot.
Cameron's so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
Being mean is so much more funny though.
At least my shippiness is plausible. :-p
And then they didn't. And I didn't even get pseudo-Sarkney sex.
What, did you want them to have sex through the bars or something?
*sniffles* I miss Lauren!!!
Darling, we haven't experience life without her yet.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 03:24 pm (UTC)Meh, Sark's gotten to torture Vaughn before. Granted, I think, he sent henchmen after Vaughn. It probably would've messed up his mani-pedi to go after Vaughn himself. And Vaughn really does hate Sark's face. Is that like Vaughn's only method of fighting? Face meet table... or scaffolding.
Oh, SpyDaddy is God. *nods* God of all, including sex. I would so do him.
I think most people would. My mother is one of those rare creatures that wouldn't. He creeps her out. I worry for my mother.
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.
At least my shippiness is plausible. :-p
Rawr. And some of my shippiness is plausible. Some isn't. It's not like Sarkney is my OTP. :P I just think it would kick so much ass.
What, did you want them to have sex through the bars or something?
NO! gom. *dies*. I meant Lauren in the Syd mask and Sark. That is what her making his sick little fantasty come true implied. *dies more and more* I did want a fanfic with cell sex. Those lazy ass badfic writers did not deliver though. *sniffle*
Darling, we haven't experience life without her yet.
But my shippiness! She's gone. And she was so cool...and pretty...and awesome!
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 03:42 pm (UTC)Sark shot at him from far away and then was scared off by Syd... and then he got henchmen to steal Vaughn and went to see him after he was tied up. Meh. Meanie.
I think most people would. My mother is one of those rare creatures that wouldn't. He creeps her out. I worry for my mother.
I worry too. Not worshipping SpyDaddy?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it.
If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school.
Rawr. And some of my shippiness is plausible. Some isn't. It's not like Sarkney is my OTP. :P I just think it would kick so much ass.
It's your OTP of Alias. And it would kick some ass, but not when we're disagreeing about things. :-D
NO! gom. *dies*. I meant Lauren in the Syd mask and Sark. That is what her making his sick little fantasty come true implied. *dies more and more* I did want a fanfic with cell sex. Those lazy ass badfic writers did not deliver though. *sniffle*
Oh, LOL, I thought you wanted real Sarkney sex, not just Laurney/Sark sex.
But my shippiness! She's gone. And she was so cool...and pretty...and awesome!
Obstacle. Boom.
She'll be back.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 05:27 pm (UTC)Poor Sark...Syd just scares him like whoa. ;) And then he brought out that electrocution thing, and Vaughn was stupid enough to make fun of him. Seriously, Vaughn, you're a doll, you really are, but don't make fun of the sociopath with the weapon.
I worry too. Not worshipping SpyDaddy?
It's SO weird. She thought he looked like an alien. And I'm like "But he's soooo cooooool."
If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school.
Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads--They all adore him. They think he's a righteous duude.
It's your OTP of Alias. And it would kick some ass, but not when we're disagreeing about things. :-D
Does it even count as an OTP if I ship like five other couples involving the two of them? That's like an STP...which is close to STD which reminds me of Lauren. ;)
Oh, LOL, I thought you wanted real Sarkney sex, not just Laurney/Sark sex.
Well, I do want it...that's just not what I was talking about. :P
Obstacle. Boom.
She'll be back.
I hope so. *sigh*
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 05:35 pm (UTC)Vaughn was like, hee. You look like you've almost reached puberty with that thing, baby face.
It's SO weird. She thought he looked like an alien. And I'm like "But he's soooo cooooool."
I've never met anyone who didn't like SpyDaddy. I mean, even Aunt Julie, who hates Sark AND Vaughn liked SpyDaddy.
Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads--They all adore him. They think he's a righteous duude.
When Cameron was in Egypt's land...'Let my Cameron goooooooo'
Does it even count as an OTP if I ship like five other couples involving the two of them? That's like an STP...which is close to STD which reminds me of Lauren. ;)
Sweiss, Swill, SyVa, JuSi and Lark... whoa.
STP?
And yes, STD reminds me of Lauren, too. I read this fic where Vaughn was like, Syd... I don't know who Lauren's been with... re: I could be like the ground at Grand Central Station hygenically.
Well, I do want it...that's just not what I was talking about. :P
*nods* Gotcha. You just want Sark carnal action.
I hope so. *sigh*
Does anyone really die on the show? Not so much, pet.
And the icon? The only thing that could be better about it would be the use of the word 'doofus'.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 05:42 pm (UTC)And Sark was all "Look, bitch, that was just a really stupid thing to say. *buzz*". Or something to that effect.
I've never met anyone who didn't like SpyDaddy. I mean, even Aunt Julie, who hates Sark AND Vaughn liked SpyDaddy.
Well, she's never actually seen more than 15 minutes of the show. So it's like...totally based on how enormous his head is!
When Cameron was in Egypt's land...'Let my Cameron goooooooo'
I asked for a car, I got a computer. HOw's that for being born under a bad sign?
Sweiss, Swill, SyVa, JuSi and Lark... whoa.
STP?
And yes, STD reminds me of Lauren, too. I read this fic where Vaughn was like, Syd... I don't know who Lauren's been with... re: I could be like the ground at Grand Central Station hygenically.
Yeah, I think that's all the ships. And then there's Vark...joking.
Six True Pairings=STP.
I think I read that fic too. So funny.
*nods* Gotcha. You just want Sark carnal action.
Pretty much. As long as it isn't with Frallison. Any other women, and some men, I'm good with.
Does anyone really die on the show? Not so much, pet.
Fralli and Emily are dead. For now.
And the icon? The only thing that could be better about it would be the use of the word 'doofus'.
I LOVE the word doofus. It's friggin' hilarious sounding.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 05:52 pm (UTC)Vaughn was all, bite me, junior. I've nailed your not-girlfriend.
Well, she's never actually seen more than 15 minutes of the show. So it's like...totally based on how enormous his head is!
LOL, yes! The Bristow forehead!
I asked for a car, I got a computer. HOw's that for being born under a bad sign?
A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
Yeah, I think that's all the ships. And then there's Vark...joking.
Above all is JuSi, but I'm all for Virina. And Slark! WOO! SLARK!
Six True Pairings=STP.
Gee, I really only like... four. FTP.
I think I read that fic too. So funny.
Syd was like, I HAVE A MAGIC CONDOM and I LAUGH at STDs.
Pretty much. As long as it isn't with Frallison. Any other women, and some men, I'm good with.
*nods* Sark is the Hermione of Alias.
Fralli and Emily are dead. For now.
'For now' the operative part of that sentiment.
I LOVE the word doofus. It's friggin' hilarious sounding.
He is only a doofus in that scene. I have plenty of other things to yell at him at other times, but doofus is reserved.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 06:10 pm (UTC)And Sark was all "Oh, yeah, well, here's a list of where we did it. Booyah, bi-atch, booyah."
LOL, yes! The Bristow forehead!
She said he looked like Quark. I was disturbed. And completely convinced that my mother needs help.
A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Above all is JuSi, but I'm all for Virina. And Slark! WOO! SLARK!
Virina was ODDLY appealing. And dude, Slark is destiny. Everyone knows that.
Gee, I really only like... four. FTP.
Well, those are only my ships involved Sark or Syd.
Syd was like, I HAVE A MAGIC CONDOM and I LAUGH at STDs.
Syd cannot be killed by conventional means. Therefore STDs will not harm her. And if they do, she'll get better.
*nods* Sark is the Hermione of Alias.
*dies* Completele with bushy hair and smartness.
'For now' the operative part of that sentiment.
Well, the Fralli rumours will never DIE.
He is only a doofus in that scene. I have plenty of other things to yell at him at other times, but doofus is reserved.
I call Vaughn a lot of things. Poor Vaughn.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 06:23 pm (UTC)Where you nailed the skank? Says Vaughn. Yeah, you and half of the Covenant. Old news. Do I care? NOT SO MUCH.
She said he looked like Quark. I was disturbed. And completely convinced that my mother needs help.
Quark?
My sister thinks he looks like one of the guys in the logo for our bagel place, Einstein brothers.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney. The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
Virina was ODDLY appealing. And dude, Slark is destiny. Everyone knows that.
When I saw I was enjoying Virina I nearly died. I felt so dirty.
Slark way is. Destiny. *nods*
Well, those are only my ships involved Sark or Syd.
*pats* Your loyalties are flexible.
Syd cannot be killed by conventional means. Therefore STDs will not harm her. And if they do, she'll get better.
LOL, Syd will never die. Her and SpyDaddy both. And probably SpyMommy. And anyone who dies on-screen.
*dies* Completele with bushy hair and smartness.
Does Hermione talk like she swallowed a thesaurus?
Well, the Fralli rumours will never DIE.
There there, dear.
I call Vaughn a lot of things. Poor Vaughn.
'Doofus' and a bunch of other not-too-bad slurs... the worst being 'ass'.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 06:30 pm (UTC)Only he totally DID get pissed and broke Sark's shoulder...and spirit. ;) Because Vaughn likes to pretend to be a heartless bastard, but he's a bastard with feelings. So at least there's that. :P
You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney. The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings
I didn't hit you! I lightly slapped you.
When I saw I was enjoying Virina I nearly died. I felt so dirty.
Slark way is. Destiny. *nods*
Virina just had this very odd UST to it. It was really bizarre but very...enjoyable.
Sloane/Sark forever. It's a beautiful relationship.
*pats* Your loyalties are flexible.
Well, my ships are flexible.
LOL, Syd will never die. Her and SpyDaddy both. And probably SpyMommy. And anyone who dies on-screen.
If SpyDaddy ever DIED and not AliasDied I might quit watching. It would so not be Alias without SpyDaddy.
Does Hermione talk like she swallowed a thesaurus?
IN a "This is still a kid's book" way.
'Doofus' and a bunch of other not-too-bad slurs... the worst being 'ass'.
I think I called him something really bad once or twice...just not where you would ever find out. ;) But yes, ass is usually as bad as it gets.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 06:36 pm (UTC)He was so mean. *smash* I think I broke it.
THAT PICTURE IS HORRIFYING.
I didn't hit you! I lightly slapped you.
He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
Virina just had this very odd UST to it. It was really bizarre but very...enjoyable.
I watch and get the shivers. It's weird.
Sloane/Sark forever. It's a beautiful relationship.
*nods* Vaguely incestual, but destined.
If SpyDaddy ever DIED and not AliasDied I might quit watching. It would so not be Alias without SpyDaddy.
Agreed. Me neither.
Okay, I lie. I probably would. But I'd be reaaaaaaaaaal bitter.
IN a "This is still a kid's book" way.
*nods* Sarkione.
I think I called him something really bad once or twice...just not where you would ever find out. ;) But yes, ass is usually as bad as it gets.
So I thought. I call him an ass in season 3 only. 'Cause he's really not in seasons 1 and 2. She's bitchy like whoa and he's like, pause, regroup, go.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:06 pm (UTC)He seriously hates Sark's face. THe Solution, that episode in season 2, Resurrection. LEAVE HIS FACE ALONE VAUGHN!
And yes, Quark is quite scary.
He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
I watch and get the shivers. It's weird.
That whole scene where he's saying there are rules about a handler and his asset and she goes "And between a man and a woman?" There's some freaky-ass vibeage going on.
*nods* Vaguely incestual, but destined.
It's only vaguely incesstual because you think Sark is related to the Derevko's. ;)
Agreed. Me neither.
Okay, I lie. I probably would. But I'd be reaaaaaaaaaal bitter.
Bitterness would become me. He's the bestest character on there.
*nods* Sarkione
ICON! ICON!
So I thought. I call him an ass in season 3 only. 'Cause he's really not in seasons 1 and 2. She's bitchy like whoa and he's like, pause, regroup, go.
I miss Bitchy!Syd. She was super-cool. And much more enjoyable than Crying!Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:19 pm (UTC)Damned if this child looks good when he gets out of here! *smash*
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
That whole scene where he's saying there are rules about a handler and his asset and she goes "And between a man and a woman?" There's some freaky-ass vibeage going on.
I mean, she has waves of sex anyway, but with Vaughn? It's downright sinful.
It's only vaguely incesstual because you think Sark is related to the Derevko's. ;)
And Sloane.
Bitterness would become me. He's the bestest character on there.
Totally. I adore him.
ICON! ICON!
GO FOR THE GOLD, HANNAH!
I miss Bitchy!Syd. She was super-cool. And much more enjoyable than Crying!Syd.
So, she was Bitchy!Syd in season one, Crying! Syd in season three... what was she in season two? Partially fulfilled! Syd?
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:37 pm (UTC)I HAVE TO BE THE PRETTIEST! *smash smash*
Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
It may be childish, but then again, so is high school.
I mean, she has waves of sex anyway, but with Vaughn? It's downright sinful.
It's one of those "If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right" situations. It's just delectable.
And Sloane.
Why is he related to Sloane?
Totally. I adore him.
I would make my mother watch Alias if only to prove how much SPyDaddy kicks ass.
GO FOR THE GOLD, HANNAH!
*adds to list of things to do*
So, she was Bitchy!Syd in season one, Crying! Syd in season three... what was she in season two? Partially fulfilled! Syd?
I don't know. Well-Rounded!Syd?
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:46 pm (UTC)I am the prettiest! Must keep things the same!
It may be childish, but then again, so is high school.
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
It's one of those "If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right" situations. It's just delectable.
LOL, when you're good to mama, mama's good to you.
Why is he related to Sloane?
That's his birth father. *nods* Yes.
I would make my mother watch Alias if only to prove how much SPyDaddy kicks ass.
Except she refuses.
*adds to list of things to do*
How long is the list?
I don't know. Well-Rounded!Syd?
LOL, Equal Opportunity! Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:50 pm (UTC)SYD SAID YOU WERE LIKE THE HOT GUY IN HIGHSCHOOL! *smash smash* Dammit, I'm her hot guy *smash smash* Always the cutest *SMASH*.
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
You've been saying that since fifth grade.
LOL, when you're good to mama, mama's good to you.
OMG. Such badfic ideas pop into my head. I've disturbed myself.
That's his birth father. *nods* Yes.
He so is not! *shudders*
Except she refuses.
I refuse to let her. She's never actually said no.
How long is the list?
About seven icons and four fics long.
LOL, Equal Opportunity! Syd.
Happy*gasps*!Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 07:56 pm (UTC)I AM THE GORGEOUS ABERCROMBIE MODEL! You are K-MART do you HEAR ME? *smash*
You've been saying that since fifth grade.
Where's your brain?
OMG. Such badfic ideas pop into my head. I've disturbed myself.
Spice it up for Mama, she'll get hot for you.
I disturb myself.
He so is not! *shudders*
Oh yes he is.
I refuse to let her. She's never actually said no.
Why do you refuse to let her?
Today, we were watching Alias, and Dad was like, is that Vartan? Everytime he came onscreen. And I was like, yep, still Vartan... yeah, it's still him... YES, IT'S VARTAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
About seven icons and four fics long.
Jesus. There was a movie with Auntie Kay and she had this boyfriend and he would always say 'It's on my list.' It was funny.
Happy*gasps*!Syd.
Karmically Screwed! Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 08:02 pm (UTC)I AM THE GORGEOUS ABERCROMBIE MODEL! You are K-MART do you HEAR ME? *smash*
Please, assbrain, I'm Armani to your Wal-Mart. Get the eff over it.
Where's your brain?
Never had one lesson.
Spice it up for Mama, she'll get hot for you.
I disturb myself.
Irina is stuck in a constant state of sexuality. It never fades, it always pulsates. Blindingly.
And Vaughn cannot escape it.
Why do you refuse to let her?
Today, we were watching Alias, and Dad was like, is that Vartan? Everytime he came onscreen. And I was like, yep, still Vartan... yeah, it's still him... YES, IT'S VARTAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Because I know she'll hate it. I know my mum. My mum and Alias would not work. but if it would please you when dad goes back to work I'll rope her into watching the first episode.
And LOL about your dad. My dad makes jokes about Jen Garner all the time.
Jesus. There was a movie with Auntie Kay and she had this boyfriend and he would always say 'It's on my list.' It was funny.
Yeah, I could use Jesus' help right about now. ;) And I always put things "on the list".
Karmically Screwed! Syd.
CalmBeforeTheSuckAssStorm!Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 08:21 pm (UTC)I am foreign and you are domestic. Please. Do not attempt to win.
Never had one lesson.
Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
Screw him.
Irina is stuck in a constant state of sexuality. It never fades, it always pulsates. Blindingly.
And Vaughn cannot escape it.
It's hypnotic. And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Because I know she'll hate it. I know my mum. My mum and Alias would not work. but if it would please you when dad goes back to work I'll rope her into watching the first episode.
Not if it'll make her miserable.
And LOL about your dad. My dad makes jokes about Jen Garner all the time.
Oh, my dad's always like, is that SpyBarbie? Is that SpyDaddy? Is that her mom?
Yeah, I could use Jesus' help right about now. ;) And I always put things "on the list".
For shame. You procrastinator.
CalmBeforeTheSuckAssStorm!Syd.
OnelasthurrahbeforetheLostYears!Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 08:33 pm (UTC)I've slept with Syd. So kiss. My. White. American. Ass. *smash*
Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
Screw him.
I don't care if you're fifty five or seven, everybody needs a day off now and then. It's a beautiful day. How can I be expected to handle high school?
It's hypnotic. And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
SHe's the woman from The Graduate, only MUCh cooler. And seriously, now I'm totally picturing Virina...and it's not so bad.
Not if it'll make her miserable.
Miserable isn't the word. SHe'll laugh her ass off...or just make me turn it off. But there'll probably be some fun snark from her.
Oh, my dad's always like, is that SpyBarbie? Is that SpyDaddy? Is that her mom?
My dad makes fun of her. It's sad.
For shame. You procrastinator.
Avoidance is my second middle name. Hannah Elisabeth Avoidance. Just call me HEAD.
OnelasthurrahbeforetheLostYears!Syd.
OneLastCoolShotBeforeSuckage!Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 09:06 pm (UTC)LOL, I think you switched people on me.
I don't care if you're fifty five or seven, everybody needs a day off now and then. It's a beautiful day. How can I be expected to handle high school?
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
SHe's the woman from The Graduate, only MUCh cooler. And seriously, now I'm totally picturing Virina...and it's not so bad.
It's so natural, especially when set during the lost years. It's like, due process.
Miserable isn't the word. SHe'll laugh her ass off...or just make me turn it off. But there'll probably be some fun snark from her.
LOL, Snark rocks on.
My dad makes fun of her. It's sad.
My dad, like, thinks she's hot and she's a badass. And then he's like, I bet she's educated. I bet she studied in school. *coughnotsosubtlehintcough*
Avoidance is my second middle name. Hannah Elisabeth Avoidance. Just call me HEAD.
Between Hannie Hole and HEAD, you're a badfic waiting to happen.
OneLastCoolShotBeforeSuckage!Syd.
LetmenailVaughnonceplease! Syd.
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 09:13 pm (UTC)Well, Vaughn was responding to Sark. ;)
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
Did you see Alien? When the guy had the creature in his stomach? It feels like that.
It's so natural, especially when set during the lost years. It's like, due process.
Dammit, now I want to read fics! *cries*
My dad, like, thinks she's hot and she's a badass. And then he's like, I bet she's educated. I bet she studied in school. *coughnotsosubtlehintcough*
My dad sadly does not think she's attractive. Thus the snark from him. Very mean.
Between Hannie Hole and HEAD, you're a badfic waiting to happen.
Oh god. You're so right. Damn perversion.
TotallyNailedVaughn!Syd
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 09:25 pm (UTC)But I was Vaughn and you were Sark!
Did you see Alien? When the guy had the creature in his stomach? It feels like that.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
Dammit, now I want to read fics! *cries*
I wish I could remember where the first one I read was. It was intense. There's one on cover_me.
My dad sadly does not think she's attractive. Thus the snark from him. Very mean.
I get snark about her from many others instead.
Oh god. You're so right. Damn perversion.
You're genetically pervy.
Clichedhappinessbeforedoom! Syd
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 09:33 pm (UTC)But you said the foreign line, so I thought we had switched.
Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
Shit. I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school.
I wish I could remember where the first one I read was. It was intense. There's one on cover_me.
Oh, I can so hunt it down off of there. ;)
I get snark about her from many others instead.
It's like a necessity.
You're genetically pervy.
It's sad when you're perverted from birth. *sighs*
HockeyPlaying!Syd
Re: -isms in my opinion are not good.
Date: 2004-07-30 10:29 pm (UTC)I meant it as Vartan is french and DA is American.
Shit. I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school.
Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
Oh, I can so hunt it down off of there. ;)
They have this badass fic search thing now.
It's like a necessity.
I can like the most likeable person in the world and I still get snark. It's awful.
It's sad when you're perverted from birth. *sighs*
Yeah, you were Project Christmas'd into perviness. I was just recruited.
Killingpeople!Syd (because she didn't in season one, IMBD said so)