GOM.

[sunshine_queen]

My brain hurts. It does.

See, I know that reading UConn's fic is hit or miss. The geriatric SyVa fic was by her. I read that out of sheer morbid fascination. I love 'Between the Memory and the Moment' in spite of the title.

But this? It isn't to be bourne, Scarlett! It isn't to be bourne!

First, the whole premise makes my brain bleed. Like Vaughn would ever knock Syd up and then continue to carry on as if nothing had changed because SD-6 is still up and running. I swear, I was rooting SpyDaddy on to geld him because, dude? Not my Vaughn. And now it's all meh we can't be together :-(

And then, and this was the frosting on the cake- She named a bad guy Oliver Cavilerri. Observe:

Although Vaughn was waiting for her in jeans and a leather jacket, she knew by his posture that he was about to tell her business. "Have you ever heard of a man named Oliver Cavilerri?" He questioned, skipping all formalities.

"No, why?"

"He's mentioned several times in the Bible and Jeter mentioned him in his debriefing. Now that we've finished decoding the Bible, we'd like to take him in to custody. Jeter claims that he can convince Cavilerri to meet him and then we can bring him in. You need to know that Cavilerri is reported to be in close contact with several SD leaders, Sloane among them."

Sunny: Oh
Sunny: GOM.
Sunny: GOM.
Julesy: What?
Sunny: have you ever seen 'Love Story'?
Julesy: Sort of
Sunny: well, the guy's name was Oliver Barrett and the girl's name was Jenny Cavilerri
Sunny: or Cavalerri or something remarkably simliar
Julesy: *nods*
Sunny: this fic? this new baddie's name is Oliver Cavilerri.
Sunny: and i'm like, why are bells pealing madly in my mind?
Julesy: LOL
Sunny: but it dawned on me so i had to share
Julesy: The theme from Love Story is some of my favourite music
Sunny: GOM yes

And then, in case we weren't already suffering from blunt trauma to the head:

Under the alias of Jennifer Barrett, Sydney had a meeting the next afternoon in Jeter's building in Manhattan.

Sunny: GOM
Sunny: GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM GOM
Julesy: Dude, Tess has NEVER seen Clueless
Sunny: *bashes head* I can't read this fic anymore
Julesy: Awwww *pats Si*
Sunny: Under the alias of Jennifer Barrett,
Sunny: Jennifer Barrett?
Sunny: First Oliver Cavilerri and now JENNIFER BARRETT?!?
Julesy: LOL
Sunny: DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE, OH UNORIGINAL ONE?!?!
Julesy: Si, darling, babe, step away hone
Julesy: y
Sunny: my brain is hemorraghing

Anyway. Had to share that horror.