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Season Five, y'all!



Welcome to Season Five, bitches! Where Riley spends the night in her bedroom and dusted vampires go swirly poof before he even realizes she's gone!

Another season, another new credits sequence. Although I am glad to see the gentlemen making an appearance. And Anya getting credited! Awesome. I miss the other credits.

... Does Buffy have a rose tat on her shoulder? What?

And HA. "Ouch, my nose!"

And for friends at the beach together, their towels are awfully far apart.

And ha, major rain! why are they all screaming like it's fire raining dow on them? It's rain, for god's sake. They'll live. Stupid girls.

I wish Giles's address was 4716 instead of 4616.

OMG GILES HAS A COMPUTER. WHERE IS THE MISS CALENDAR REFERENCE? WHERE? Stupid people.

Aww, Giles, giving Willow the daddy guilt. Hee.

OMG YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO ENGLAND GILES. SHUT UP. I WILL STOP WATCHING. (hee)

I love that Willow thinks she needs to be watched. Ha.

Hello, new graves! Can't fool me, I watched the past four seasons within two months.

... Um, hi, Dracula. Buffy's hair looks great. I am a major fan.

Also, why is Dracula here? This is absurd. Why doesn't he have blue eyes? And why is he oddly attractive? Maybe it's the cape. I like capes. His accent is silly. But in a nice way.

... WHOA HE CAN CHEAT! Unfair advantage! And he turns into a bat! This is great! And silly! Hee.

Anya's hair is so weird.

Heeeee, I am so fond of Riley right now. It's the Vaughnesqueness.

Aww, I am so amused by the Willow trying to keep Giles here. Good girl, Willow! Make it happen.

Shut up, Riley. Effing Iniative.

Anya, that hair color isn't working for you. You looked better before. And also, wolf.

Hi, Dracky. Nooo, Xander. Stop. Whooooooa, he can control people! No immortality, Xander! It's bad! Hee, "your excellent spookiness."

"You are strange and off-putting. Go now." Also, Xander giggles. Hee.

Heylo, Riley. What are you doing? OMG HI SPIKE! HIIII SPIKE! Why does Riley always talk like he's fresh off the farm? Why?

Ha, Spike and Dracula are old rivals. I love him. Nothing but showy gypsy stuff? Ohhhhh Miss Calendar! Whyyyy does no one reference you?

Special dirt, huh? Hmmm. Wonder about that.

Spike has an impressive Adam's apple.

Umm, hi fog creeping into Buffy's bedroom. That's also cheating. You're big on that, huh? I think I covet his hair. WHY IS SHE PULLING HER HAIR BACK IN FRONT OF A VAMP? HELLO? Heeee, music-video wind.

He yearns for Buffy! Awesome. She has crazy darkness. Bet this boy could whip Angel's ass. Why the long fingernails, Dracky? He's all seductive like. I wish he was Antonio Banderas. Also, this must be a dream. Because, hello, he is sucking her blood.

Good morning Buffy, and good morning Buffy's dinners, which are show-cased nicely by the quilt. And wow, Dracula's teeth are waaay bigger than Angel's. I wonder what that means.

Giles looks nice in forest green. Yum.

HA. one must burn for Dracky.

And now Buffy's in his thrall! Heee!

And Xander! Oh man.

Oh. No thrall. Oh, thrall indeed. Heh.

A big, honking castle. hee.

Not so cute in the light, Dracky. Heh, what her body is capable of.

Giles being seduced. Oh my.

Man, Buffy, knock it off! Hee.

Nice blood in the veins there. I love your hair, Buff! Now fight! Yay.

Ha, nice saving yourself, Riley.

I love that Giles said he was going to pop back down to the "chick pit." Heeee.

SHE STAKED DRACULA. OMG. but, but, legend!

HAAA, he came back! And Buffy staked him again! This is amazing.

LOL! "I'm standing RIGHT HERE."

OMG, Buffy looks, like, fat in that ridiculous outfit. And that's absurd. Because Sassy Gellar is a weensy bit of nothing. What a bad outfit to choose, costumers.

Buffy, just tell Giles that you need your watcher and have done with it already. Awwww Giles! She needs you! Your baby needs you! Awwwww!

It looks like Giles has a red orb of Thessula on his table.

... And there's Dawn! Hiiiii, Dawn. When did this happen?



Keys everywhere, divid. Really subtle.

Oh, Jedi Master Giles. And violet-eyeshadowed Buffy! It's a good choice, really, cause it's a compliment for green eyes, which we both have.

Rock on, Buffy with your mad balancing skills.

LOL! Dawn! That was great! That's so sistery. Although everytime I see her I think of Harriet the Spy. Which is just amusing.

She looks about ten or something. It's adorable. And annoying.

I think it's good casting with Tratchenberg. I realize I have no idea how to spell her last name. She's quite adorable and matchy to Sassy. And the way she talks, it's so very little sistery.

GILES HAS A RED BEEMER. WHAT IN THE HELL?

Oooh Dawn is mean about Giles! Not nice!

*dies* The car seduced him! Oh my god. This is adorable. I love this whole set up.

Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with you car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty.
Buffy: Little two-door tramp.

Uh oh, the magic shop is in trouble! Giles, you should not be going in there with a bunch of females! Come on.

"You're hurting me. I'm telling." This is adorable.

Is Dawn little Miss Muffet? Eating her curds and whey?

Uh oh. Where's Dawn? Oh, hi. and hello, prettier Tara! Aww, and bonding with itty Dawn.

LOL! Oh, Harmony! How does she have minions? That's just bizarre. She's wearing gold pants. Wow.

Wow, Mama Summers is being a tool. It's Buffy's fault that they came across a murder sceen? Shut up.


LOL! She has a crush on Xander! That's adorable.

ANYA! Yay Anya! even though you have bad hair. She wants them to have fun fun fun! Hee.

Whoa, Tara and Willow are living together? Are they pushing the beds together? That's pretty awesome. DO THEY HAVE A SINK? OH MY GOD. I want a sink in my room! Ollie has one and I covet it.

Aww, Tara is so nice about Dawn. That's adorable.

Also? You don't need a reason to be annoyed with your younger sister. Really. They're about the same age difference as me and my sister.

And I love Anya! It's adorable.

And I love that Dawn is hiding behind Anya. before inviting Harmony in. And running upstairs. Jesus, Dawn.

Hee, Buffy's reaction is basically mine. Uh oh. She's going to kill Dawn. What about the special spell thing Giles and willow did.

OMG SPIIIIIKE. Hiiiiii Spike! Heh, and Harmony called him Spikey.

He just got a new telly in his crib! Hee!

That Mort guy is huge. And Harmony is so pleased to have her own gang. It's cute.

The real you is about the unicorns, Harm. Relax.

And I totally get how Buffy feels. I love it. It's the older sister thing, and I totally understand it. On the other hand, poor Dawny.

And now she's outside like a silly girl.

OH NO ANYA! Good job, Dawn. Seriously.

Ha, and I <3 Spike.

Is Harmony whining to Dawn? How annoying.

Awww, poor Harmony, everyone's ganging up on her.

Man, the new dusting thing looks weird.

And ha, it's like when my sister wanted to leave during Amy's wedding. Ha.

Worst. Mother. Ever.

Aww, Giles got the store! Adorable.

Uh oh. In for a surprise? Dawny?

I love narration. Well, not Meredith narration. But like, JD narration or Dawn.


Buffy is studying. Who is she? I'm scared now.

The guy's head is interesting, but his teeth... embrace dental hygiene, y'all.

Aw man, that's adorable, that Riley said he'd so the 'walking to Xander's, la la'

I hate the ugly saleslady realtor woman who is condescending.

Why is his head all crackly? And where is Dawny?

Ahhh he hit Xander! Oops. And- and why are there two Xanders? Why?

Why does Spike have a doll to demolish? Weird.

And why is other Xander wearing something nice? Who are you, nonXander? And he's creepy and slimy. And he's getting everything to work out? What is this?

What is with the quarter?

Where does Anya live? It looks nice! Also, her dress looks adorable.

But, but he's nothing like the real Xander! How is this working?!

The Snoopy dance! Awesome.

Ohhhh my god, Buffy's pants are tie-dyed. Gross.

Willow looks fabulous. I approve of her hair.

Awww, Xander needs Anya! That's too cute!

How did Anya get into that cute outfit with only one arm, huh? And how can she not know that isn't Xander? Aaaaanya! Oh, ugly shoes, Anya.

'A boat. Or a puppy. Or a child. I have a list.' I love Anya.

And he's so much more insightful than Xander! My stars.

Nooooo Anya! Ha, I love Giles's and Buffy's and Riley's reactions. Hee.

Whoa, our Xander- who is weak Xander- he has a gun! And now they're fighting! Niiiiice car, Giles! I heart his beemer. I shall call her Cynthia.

Hee, and Rilet's all "hey, want to experiment on them?" Hee.

Ha, I love that the two Xanders are all buddy-buddy. It's adorable.



Why is Spike fighting the vamps? This is insane.

Buffy and willow were debating the French Revolution. Aieeee. But seriously. Shut up, Robespierre.

Xander the carpenter! Cute!

I miss Miss Calendar. She could help with the store. SHE COULD BE MRS GILES BY NOW.

Cry.

Awww, they made a Bufftopia for fighting! How cute! Give Giles a hug!

... Giles is wearing plaid. Why? Whyyyy? Where is the sexy fuddy-duddy?

SPIKE. IS WATCHING. DAWSON. OMG.

Harm, what are you wearing?

I heart Spike. Whose the hell room are they in? My god. Riley's, I guess.

I totally want a bowl of cereal called "Sugar Bombs." That's awesome.

Whoa. Whoa, Mama Summers, what happened. DAWN CALL 911! Smart girl.

Wow, Buffy's makeup is amazing. I'm impressed. And Dawn's hair looks cool.

And, ha, Riley's heart is too fast! Hee.

Hi, Mama Summers. Glad you're okay, kind of. Man, I'd be so pissed if I had been watching all the time and then suddenly, baby sister. And not even in a phenomenal Nadia way. And hee, Willow playing the glad game with Mama Summers. And Buffy stepping right over Dawn when she was pacing. Hee.

Man, Graham is much hotter than Riley. Wow. I wish he had said "a real M.D." like Billy did in Dirty Dancing. Man, I love Dirty Dancing.

So, Riley's heart is going to explode. That's fun.

I'm so totally in love with Buffy's hair so far. It's bouncy and shiny and long. Yay.

I wonder if Dawn has friends.

And why is Anya's hair straight?

Why would Riley be at the docks? That's stupid. Angel went there as an escape. You're dumb.

... What the hell just happened with Spike and the doctor? I am confused.

Oh, he wants his chip removed! Ha.

I wonder where Tara went to high school.

Riley. Stop talking like a cowboy. Innards indeed.

Aw, Angel envy.

Man, Sassy! Get some more work. I love you, Sassy Gellar! I want to see you in movies!

Is he going tod die? Hee. And awesome, the doctor lying.

"Fancy, shampoo-commercial hair." I love him.

Shut up, Graham. He's Riley, Mr. Buffy!

No don't kill Spike! No!

Ohhh, Spike is pretty. OH MY GOD THEY ARE KISSING. Wow! This episode is so much better than I thought! Whooooa!

Buffy's makeup is still amazing. And more kissing! More with the kissing! I am excited! Yay!

Oh damn. A dream.

LOL! Spike's reaction was great. "Oh, god no."

Date: 2007-03-31 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com
Yay! I love all of these episodes a lot lot lot. And Buffy's hair! Oh, the season five hair.

I love Dawn in Real Me. She is too cute.

And ooh, did you like Restless? And other end-of-season four things? I feel like I'm missing out on this huge gigantic chunk of Buffy and I don't know your thoughts and IT'S OVERWHELMING MEEEE.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com
I was busy watching, I couldn't comment too! I'm soooooorry!

Date: 2007-03-31 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthingsholy.livejournal.com
God, I love "Restless."

"And try not to bleed on my couch, I just had it steam-cleaned."

Date: 2007-03-31 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com
The Exposition song is totally a away message of mine.

Date: 2007-03-31 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthingsholy.livejournal.com
I'm doing an "Angel" rewatch and it just really makes me miss "Buffy" a lot. Mostly the Giles and Willow and Anya part of "Buffy". Love.

Date: 2007-03-31 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com
I love them all!

Date: 2007-04-01 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blueanddollsome.livejournal.com
OMG YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK TO ENGLAND GILES. SHUT UP. I WILL STOP WATCHING. (hee)
...

I love that Willow thinks she needs to be watched. Ha.
She's not wrong...

... WHOA HE CAN CHEAT! Unfair advantage! And he turns into a bat! This is great! And silly! Hee.
It's cool you appreciate the silly. Not all people do.

Why does Riley always talk like he's fresh off the farm? Why?
He was raised on a farm.

"You are strange and off-putting. Go now." Also, Xander giggles. Hee.
Renfield!Xander is fabu. Hee!

Ohhhhh Miss Calendar! Whyyyy does no one reference you?
Just to bother us, I presume.

And wow, Dracula's teeth are waaay bigger than Angel's. I wonder what that means.
OMG, LOL!

Giles looks nice in forest green. Yum.
Yes. Yes he does. :) And, if you notice, it's an actual shirt with a collar and buttons! Less with the casual wear this season.

Giles being seduced. Oh my.
I love that Giles said he was going to pop back down to the "chick pit." Heeee.

Hee. The Dracubabes love Giles.
I love Riley when he says, "No more chick-pit for you!" And how he calls Giles "sir." And then he makes fun of Giles for making time with the Dracubabes, and Giles protests, and then shuffles off with his one shoe. LOL!

Oh, Jedi Master Giles.
Is actually kinda sexy.

Giles is so cute with the red sports car, blonde chick in passenger seat.

And I love Anya! It's adorable.
Anya is my hero. And her hair changes very often.

And I totally get how Buffy feels. I love it. It's the older sister thing, and I totally understand it.
They do the sister thing so well. I can totally relate.

and why are there two Xanders? Why?
They're real life twins! I thought that was the coolest thing when I found out about it. 'Cause I'm a twin too, so my sister and I were like, "lol, one for each of us!" :)

The Snoopy dance! Awesome.
The Snoopy Dance is amazing. They'd mentioned it so long ago, and then they delivered, and it was awesome.

I heart his beemer. I shall call her Cynthia. LOL!


I miss Miss Calendar. She could help with the store. SHE COULD BE MRS GILES BY NOW.

Cry.

In my personal fanon, they had a kid. And then got married about a year after having the kid. But Jenny kept her maiden name 'cause "Jenny Giles" sounds funny. And she does help with the store.

Man, Graham is much hotter than Riley. Wow.
Graham is sex.

Shut up, Graham. He's Riley, Mr. Buffy!
I figure the thing with Riley is that he needs to be useful. And he kinda stops being needed for anything.

And, yeah, what of "Restless"? Best. Episode. Ever. IMO. It's all so pretty and insightful. I read that Jenny was supposed to be in Giles' dream, but they couldn't get Robia LaMorte, so they used Olivia. The scene in the crypt with Spike and Olivia crying with baby carriage would have been so much more effective with Jenny.

And what of the singing? "Behind Blue Eyes?" "Freebird?" Willow fessing up to her Giles crush?








Date: 2007-04-02 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com
Of course I appreciate the silly. I was raised on soap operas and my favorite TV show of all time is Alias. The silly is useful.

My friend told me yesterday about the two Xanders being Xander's real life twin and my mind was blown.

Jenny Giles does sound really funny. And tongue-twistery.

Yeah, see, I just pictured Miss Calendar in all of Olivia's scenes. It made me happier.

And OMG Giles singing. I am entirely delighted by it.

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