We band of buggered.

[sunshine_queen]

I love Anya so much I'm even willing to forgive her for the French slurs. Oh, Anya. I do so love her.

Poor Buffy, having to drop out. That makes me sad.

Aw, and Buffy wants Giles to be the foot putter downer.

Also, dude, wtf is Papa Summers? I get that he sucks, but his kids' mother DIES and he is just gone forever? WTF is that? It's absurd.

Also, Glory totally doesn't know the key is Dawn, it's probably Willow or something. I hate Glory so much.

Ha, calling Buffy Miss Minchin. That's great. Tara has gotten SO PRETTY recently and I am very excited about that.

And man, Willow's being annoying over what Tara said. People do that all the time- you say one thing and they laaaatch on it and that's it, no matter what you meant, and STFU, WILLOW. At least when Tara changes she gets prettier and prettier. And what changes has Willow been undergoing? I am totally confused. The girl does spells, and that's it, and why did they have this whole big fight? Where the hell did this escalate from?

Hm. Maybe Glory does know it's Dawnie. Huh.

Also, if I was all by myself to raise my sister, I would probably be waaaay stricter than Buffy was.

OMG DAWN STFU! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Also, Buffy's right, you stupid kid. They will take you away. Man, I really don't want to be Mel's legal guardian ever. It would suck. YES. MAYBE HER FATHER SHOULD HAVE HER. Honestly. Papa Summers is teh suxx0rs.

Poor lonesome Tara, all alone at the fair. And Willow, sulking at the store because Giles has a soft spot for her. Whooo is taking her hand. OH MY GOD GLORY AAAAAAH.

Petrified hamsters what?

WOWWWW. I am so impressed with Giles slamming the little monster's head in the door without even looking! He is awesome. And wow, this little guy is creepy. He's not cute like Marshall was.

Haaa, Glory's stupid. Also, I hate her. Why is she breaking Tara's hand just cause? LOL, "You lying little tramp!" Like Tara was walking around with a key sign over her head. Also, Glory is evil and all, but I've liked so many other big bads- I like the mayor, and I loooved The Master and... and who were the other big bads?

OH MY GOD SHE IS MAKING TARA UNE FOLLE? Uh oh. Looks like it. Maaan. Just as I was starting to like her, too.

Man, poor Willow is going to have guilt forever and ever amen. Xander you better hug Anya extra tight.

Anya thinks the hospital is like communism! I LOVE ANYA.

I love that it's "Dawn is safe with Spike." Hee. And I covet Dawn's jacket. Man oh man, do I love Spike. and poor little Dawn! She's a lightning rod for pain and hurt. I love Spike, he's great.

But man, playing crazy Tara must've been fun. Just saying ludicrous thing. Aww, and Anya offering to let Willow sleep with her, that was sweet. And whoa, whoa, Crazy Willow, you're crazier than Tara whatwith thinking you can take on Glory! Honestly. Buffy can't take her but 95 lb Willow- isn't listening. Dammit, Willow. Grow your hair out and lose what little fashion sense you've found so you can return to your adorable season one self.

ALSO. How awesome is it that the book is called "Darkest Magicks."

Oops. Earthquake. I kind of hope that it's- oh. It is Tara. With, um, crazy brown eyes. WHOA. She's hurting Glory? Awesome.

AW OMG SPIKE WOULD DO IT FOR BUFFY. I adore him more than I thought possible.

SHE. IS. A. GOD. Willow. You can't hurt her! Hello! Ew, that was a massive spit globule. So, that accmomplished what, besides pissing off Glory? Good job. And why isn't Tara saying mean things about Dawn not being there? I am so sad about Tara! At least Willow isn't blaming Dawn, cause that would suck ass.

Man. The Scoobies in college thing just did not work out for anybody, did it?

Hi Glory. Oh dammit, Tara, why do you have to talk about Dawn now? Oh hell.



Final disc of season five, bitches! Never thought I'd get there, but here I am, 5.20 And considering I only started watching Buffy in February, I think I did pretty well. Not as good as say, two full seasons in three days, but I'm not as young as I once was.

Man, Glory looks like Aphrodite from Xena. Only Dite was nice and lovely and cute and... Glory isn't. Meh. Ha. I love that Buffy was like, running'll work from Glory! Sure! And, huh, why do Tara and Willow live in a cabin? And since when is Willow so strong. LOL, Buffy running with Dawn! Ha.

AWESOME SHE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK. I am so thrilled. I am all about people getting hit by cars. And HAAA, Ben in a dress.

I'll take the credits to exclaim over my great joy at seeing Angel when Mama Summers died. Angel, oh Angel, what are we going to do with you, making the promises oh so big, how can you make them come true?

They use the word skanky, and that's awesome. Also, Buffy, chillax. Poor Giles is trying so hard. *dies* Anya wants to drop a piano on her! And she hates Bugs Bunny! He runs from that nice man with the speech impediment. I am so delighted by Anya, totally. And her hair looks wonderful.

Now they all have to run? Like a big field trip? Awesome! Also, we don't just have the Xandermobile, there's also Cynthia. Is that a GIRL ghoul? Weird. I don't like her. Also, whatever , Ben.

BUFFY HAS AN RV? WHAT? This is horrifying. Where did she get that?

SPIKE! HE IS DRIVING! OH MAN. I AM SO ENTIRELY THRILLED.

Who are these three guys? And, er, why is that guy wearing- ohhhh, he is the knight that went crazy? Yep. That guy thinks he's Shatner. Heh. And his name is Orlando, that's great. It's a whole medieval army, fabulous.

Awww, Giles is driving! This is a fun episode. And Annnnya! Uh oh, Xander is carsick! He's kind of making me nauseous, actually. And, HA, Anya and spam! fried tasty meat products. Awww, and Tara is like a toddler! I feel so bad. Aww, and Spike is so nice about it. That's so cute! UH oh, all the crazies have a hive mind. No good. Where the hell are they? Buffy's hiding, suck it up.

Also, what about Xander and Willow's families? Everyone else is kinda like, whatever, without families, but they actually have relatives. And yes, the sacrifice for Dawn. Boo hoo. And I feel bad for Buffy, cause the hits just keep on coming. And HONESTLY, it IS your fault for saying that, Dawn! Haaaa, the soldiers, this is great. "Arrows! They're throwing arrows!"

"Don't hit the horsies!"
"Weeeee, we won't! - Aim for the horsies."

Dude, what is their car made of, aluminum foil? Why is everything going through it so easy? Jesus. OOOOOH MY GOD THEY'RE BREAKING IN! And Anya's hitting them with a skillet ftw! This is so absurd it's campy! (Aw, Anya was petting Tara's hair. I love Anya best, in case you couldn't tell.)

HA, she killed people, awesome. But- but that's it? They're all gone? Huh.Oh, there's one- OMG HE WASHed GILES! OOOOOH MY GOD. AND NOW THEY TIPPED OVER!

Now that's what I'm talking about. Poor Giles! OMG GILES HAS BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. He's convulsing! Use your magic powers- ARROWS WITH FIRE? Oh come on now! This is absurd! Poor Crazy Tara.

... and... gas tanks. FIRE AND GAS TANKS.

WILLOW USE MAGIC LIKE NOW! What the hell is everything made out of, cardboard! NOthing is that easy to get into! Jesus Christ!

Man. I hate this episode. This is so stupid. Although way to be awesome with a spell, Willow! ... THEY HAVE TRAVELLING MONKS? WHAT? How stupid! Use a spell to save Giles already! Now where the hell are they? In some basement? This is so duuuumb. Hee, he's a General. Don't tease General Shatner.

Hee, the key of the beast. What an awesome title. Madi, the key of the beast. heck yes, I want that title.

Oooh, awesome, playing the God card. Win, Buffy. General Shatner does not play fair though.

Give Tara some meds, yo. Poor Buffy has enough on her plate.

Wow, all the crazies are super strong now. This is all kinds of bad. ... He killed the crazy soldier! Boo.

I kind of miss Riley. Or Angel. I mis a boyfriend.

OH MY GOD, GILES, QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU'RE DYING. I'm so glad I know that he doesn't die. Or I'd be awful upset of Giles talking about how proud he is of her. Aww, they're holding hands. I wish Miss Calendar was here. She'd be fun on a road trip, and fun fixing Giles.

What is going onnnnn, Buffy. Ha, and Xander knows the rules of war! Go him!

Aw, man, it's just Ben. For a moment I thought it was like, Angel or Riley. Damn.

But nice. Now he'll just turn into Glory and it'll suck. Laaaaame. I like Ben, but he's too pretty, even for me. And I love pretty boys.

Aw, and Xander lit Spike's cigarette for him! That's nice. Yay. The boys have a rapport! Poor General Buffy. She doesn't even have Giles to lean on.

Glory doesn't seem as badass and everyone seems to think. Ha, now they're gonna have to kill Ben. Oops. Bye, Ben.

Wow, Dawn has absolute power! Win! Hence being called "the key," Dawn, obviously you open shit. Oh, oops. You're a master key, Dawn, you open everything. Oops.

Dammit, Ben, you know! You should totally tell Buffy! Or kill yourself. Honestly. That's not cool at all. It's totally selfish.

Whyyyyy does he look so much like Shatner? And why is he considering killing poor little Dawny? OH NO DON'T INJECT HER! Oops. Here comes Glory! Oh, Fucking A. Way to not listen. Oops. Bye, General Shatner.

Aww, Spikey. OMG SHE HAS DAWN WTF?!

All the medieval boys died? What? Oh, they're just sleeping.

BUFFY. YOU NEED TO MOVE.

Man. I have no patience for that girl.


I am so totally finishing this before dinner.

So, what is going on? Why are we back at casa de Glory?

I hate Glory. Her human form, her voice, her character, everything.

Ohhh. Oh, hi, Dawn.

Awww, Anya's taking care of Giles! I... can totally see why they'd be a good couple now, and it freaks me out.

Buffy's fucking catatonic? Man, this is why I hate Buffy. Because I knew one day the going would get tough and the tough would get catatonic. (Not hate, per se. Just... I don't love her with the blind adoration I have for Syd, who is her doppelganger in everyway imaginable.)

Slap her. Hard. Repeatedly.

Well, Giles looks better! Yay!

Awww, "Rise and shine, love!"

WHOA. Now Xander's going to fight Spike? What?

And now Willow's taking charge. This is insane. I don't like this Willow at all.

And no one else heard about the killing Ben = killing Glory. And how did they all miss the whole Ben = Glory thing? Jesus Christ.

Wow, that is pretty clever of Glory to work that out.

Ohhh, the crazies are working for Glory! Huh.

LOL, Glory using spit to clean the stuff off Dawn's forehead. I covet Glory's lipstick.

Whooooa, Glory feels guilty! Ha.

Okay, I guess I don't totally hate Glory. Occasionally she amuses me. So, what's up with Glory breaking and feeling human? Hee.

Man, Willow looks stupid, but Anya looks great. Her hair and her sweater and it's awesome.

BUFFY. YOU ARE THE SLAYER. If Sydney never got to be catatonic and she doesn't even have slayer-strength, than you don't get to do it with it!

Hi little Buffy! You're not as cute as you should be! Sassy Gellar was a super cute kidlet.

That is a pretty fabulous apt, if a bit overdone. Glory's a retard.

Ha, Ben's bedroom.

MAMA SUMMERS! Hi!

Awww, hi baby Dawn! Also, they would totally make that kid sit down before she got to hold the baby, whatever.

Man, stuff always happens to Giles's left side. Poor guy.

Oh man, when Spike said "This will be worth it" before smacking Xander? Awesome!

Wah wah waaaah, Glory.

Oh, Dawn, don't say Buffy can take it- of course you did.

Ha, the Buffy Summers' cloud of doom! Now she's suffocating Dawn! Heh.

Hi, Ben. Get Dawn out!

Ugh, whatever, Buffy. Wake up.

Joel Grey ftw! Hi again!

He's been on Buffy, Alias and House, which is like Marshall being on Buffy, XF and, duh, Alias and OH MY GOD JOEL GREY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? He just kicked Spike in the face! And then threw the box in the fire! And had a big long tongue and a sword and whoa, he exploded blue! Bye Joel. Oh. Except for the part where he's not dead.

Man, if Buffy has to be catatonic, can't we leave her alone? Let her live in her brain happily? Cause I'm annoyed.

HA, Ben in a dress.

Aww, Dawn, dammit, you broke Ben! Shoot.

Haaa, Ben is leeching Glory's power too. Awesome. And this is funny. Hee.

I do appreciate Glory's makeup. Then subtle gold eyeshadow is nice.

Dammit, Ben, why are you sucking.

Oh, Buffy, you silly girl. You can't lose, you have your own show. Plus, letting Glory win when you beat The Master? That would be so lame.

Talk some sense into her, Willow! Atta girl.

Wah wah wah, Buffy.

Man, does Tara have to wear pyjamas for ever?

Anya, your hair is phenomenal.

Oh, no with the Dawn killing!


Alright, season finale, let's bring it home.

Running kid in a striped shirt, huh? Hi, vamp. There was a guy driving a car yesterday and dude, he looked like a vamp like whoa.

Hi Buffy. Niiice sweater.

Why are we slaying? We need to save Dawn! Honestly.

Hee. The kid thinks she's "just a girl." Ha.

Aww, last credits of the season. It's a sad feeling. Next week it'll be a year since Alias ended and... and a year since I've watched the finale, and I actually need to do that this summer, because my heart hurts and i miss that show SO MUCH.

Yay, we get to see Joel Grey again. Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome.

So, obviously, this whole blood thing really sucks.

Oh my god, Giles is totally standing up to Buffy! Awesome!

Also, if Dawn's already being bled, then death like, follows naturally, right?

How? How did the monks make it out of Buffy? Don't know, don't care. the L in Slayer does not stand for Logic.

This is a dumb argument. And plan. And Buffy's being selfish and annoying. I hate this plan.

Yessss, totally kill Ben. Seeing as BUFFY SHOULD KNOW THAT BECAUSE THE GUY TOLD HER. WHY DOES SHE NOT REMEMBER THAT? I am so annoyed.

WAIT. All this time, we've had a dagon sphere that can repel Glory AND NO ONE REMEMBERED THAT? I haaaate this.

Ha, "why couldn't you have figured that out in tenth grade?" Poor Willow.

Aw, Dawn has a pretty dressy. And now Ben is totally just giving up and letting Dawn die? What a douchebag. I hate him.

Whatever. This show has like, thirty minutes to make things mostly right.

Poor Dawn. I love her.

Buffy is punching a bag because WHY. Why is she so lame? Quit being so mean to Giles, you stupid girl. You know he's right, and he's being logical. I love Giles the bestest.

Aww, sacrificing Angel to save the world.

Dude, you do not wish Mama Summers was here. She never can help, you'd only get worried, and if/when the fabrics of the worlds get separated and badness occurs, you wouldn't want her to suffer.

Awww, Dawn is so cute, folding things nicely.

Holy God, what is this towery thing?

NOOO, Xander and Anya were having sex instead of looiking for the Dagon Sphere! Hee, I love them.

LOL! Anya is terrified by a small stuffed bunny.

*GASP* HE PROPOSED. OH MY GOD. THAT TOTALLY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE. I gasped really loudly.

Ha, she slapped him! OMG, I <3 Xander. And Annnnnya. Aw, and she's so cute! And they're doing the SyVa thing, she wants it on the beach. You know. Anya's beach.

Huh, she can undo it all? Little Willow? That'd be cool.

WHOA, Tara slapped Willow. Poor lamb. She doesn't know what she's doing.

HA, Xander's a glorified bricklayer.

Aw, he got an invite back into the house. Yaaaaay.

OMG, Spike's willing to die. I am going to cry. All because Buffy's counting on him! HE KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER LOVE HIM. And... and my heart is breaking. I never knew I could love Spike this much, as he's the Buffy equivalent of Sark.

And ew, Dawn had bad toes. What the heck is she doing up there? This is so weird.

If Buffy killed Giles, she would die of guilt forever. So shut up.

St Crispin? Huh? Spike and Giles are funny cause they're Britishy together. "Shpadoinkle!"

HA, Spike has a flask! I love that they're all mostly getting along with Spike. Mostly because I love Spike, but also because it's realistic that they'd get over themselves and get along after a while of working together.

DID WE GET TARA BACK? That'd be fun!

Hee, weakened Glory! and why are they shooting Buffy from such a weird angle?

"Most sweaty naughty feelings-causing one!" Awesome!

At least she didn't take Mama Summer's brain.

I don't remember where the dagon sphere came from, like, at all. Also, why would you give it to her to break, Buffy? Honestly.

Hee, Spike is so into it, leaping into the fight. Where's Anya?

Poor Dawn's going to catch cold up there.

TARA IS BACK! FTW! I am so excited. Awww, and willow will always find her! This whole show is a giant SyVa shout out. (Shhh. I know it was done before. Thing is, I don't care.)

OMG BUFFY BOT. THEY USED THE BUFFY BOT! WIN! I knew they would once they found it, but seriously, hee and yay.

Oh no, the hammer of what's his face.

And fighting up there is dangerous and scary!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAWN. WE GET IT. YOU'RE UP THERE. Honestly.

this whole scenario is making me nervous. Very high!

OMG FALLING. I knew that would happen!

... a wrecking ball? WHAT? I mean, sure, Xander, but whatever.

Awww, Anya, Giles and Spike are cowering.

Oh no. Oh no, Joel Grey is going to do the ritual.

Ohhhh he's so scary. Where is the MC? Or crazy Sloane Clone? I happen to think that while Joel Grey is creepy, Sloane is infinitely scarier. IMHO.

Also, Willow's telepathic for the win! And now he's going to save Spike- WHY. DON'T. YOU. SHUT. UP. SPIKE. Jesus Christ.

WHOA. He is stabbing Spike, noooo!

Glory's hair looks great. Good for her.

Aww, Spike, you're a trooper. He made a promise to a lady! I love him! And wow, his stupid tongue.

NO SPIKE! NO SPIKE OMG!

Wait. He can't die. I'm not worried. Head's attached and everything. And whoa, Glory might actually die! Which would be awesome.

Hee, "me and mine."

WAIT. BUFFY. The job is not done! Kill Ben! God in heaven. He's going to hurt Giles. Unless Giles kills him. Please kill him, Giles.

OMG WHAT A BALLER. YOU ARE A BALLER, GILES, AND I LOVE YOU. Good for you, making sure nothing bad happens!

Ewww, she's bleeding a lot from itty little cuts.

YOU OPENED IT OH NO. Lovely.

Whoa. This is entirely bizarre way of doing things.

OMG ANYA! ANYA GOT AVALANCHED SAVING XANDER, just like Gillian!

Aww, Dawn! Dawn, that's so cute.

Whoa, winged creature, hi!

Can't they put on a bandaid or something? Stop the blood that way? I guess that would be cheating.

Oh, is Buffy going to jump to stop it? Oh, she totally is. She'll take her place and somehow this will work, or something. And I totally should've remembered that she did this, but I didn't.

Man, I hate when you can't hear the dialogue. Boooooo.

Man, Buffy, if you die in that, you're going to be wearing that outfit for eternity. Yuck.

Oh, hi, audible dialogue. Awesome.

Everyone's going to be so sad- awww, poor little Anya all curled up.

Aw, a message for Giles. Poor Giles is going to be heartbroken. As is Spike.

SPIKE IS CRYING OMG. STOP IT!

Okay, enough with the speech, cause now it's corny.

"She Saved the World A Lot"

So, now she's dead. TOO BAD I KNOW THERE'S ANOTHER, LIKE, TWO SEASONS.

Good show, season five! Good show.