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[sunshine_queen]

Out of curiousity, cause I'm going to read the books for teh lulz.

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Comments

[yubsie]

Hamer of Common Sense/Bella's head OTP!

I should never read these books. :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

OH YES YOU SHOULD. THEY ARE DAZZLING AND MAGICAL.

.... I HAVE NO APPROPRIATE ICON FOR THIS SENTIMENT.

[yubsie]

In other words, I should read them for all the wrong reasons? :p

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah. It's like every time you think it can't get any stupider, suddenly it does!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

You should. You don't even know.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

WE NEED TWILIGHT ICONS.

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T DECIDE IF ACTUAL QUOTES ARE FUNNIER THAN GROWING UP CULLEN. BECAUSE OH, SMEYER.

[yubsie]

For all the wrong reasons? :p

[yubsie]

Badfic at it's finest!

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

It gets to a point whrre it's like she's writing badfic of her own books.

[yubsie]

And not posting it under a pseudonym :p

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I WILL NOT "SNARK" LITERATURE, EMMETT. IT'S JUST NOT DONE IN POLITE SOCIETY.

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT SNARK, IT IS LITERARY CRITICISM. WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF CULTURE?

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

YOUR IDEA OF LITERATURE IS CLEARLY INFERIOR, EMMETT, BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO GO TO UNIVERSITY, IN SPITE OF MY OFFERS TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR STUDIES.

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

THAT OBSCENE THING IS NOT "LITERATURE," EMMETT. YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT VAMPIRES ARE NOT LIKE THAT.

[counteragent.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where I'm kinda kidding about it being the best. It's only the best because it made teh publishing world require claudiagray to write vamp novels and my little sister in law loves it. For my own personal enjoyment? Meh.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I am pleased that it allowed claudia grey to get published, but... dear Lord. What it does to the psyches of young girls!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

VAMPIRES ARE FAR MORE CIVILIZED. AT LEAST, MOST OF US ARE.

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

ANITA BLAKE IS A RESPECTABLE YOUNG WOMAN, EMMETT. RESPECTABLE. SHE ONLY DOES THOSE THINGS BECAUSE OF THAT CURSE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE DERIVING JOY FROM HER SUFFERING.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

THOSE KINDS OF WORDS ARE NOT ONES I WANT BELLA'S DELICATE SHELLS OF EARS LISTENING TO WHEN SHE VISITS THIS HOUSEHOLD, EMMETT. SHE IS TOO DELICATE FOR THAT KIND OF TALK.