Jen and Vartan are BROKEN UP, according to the bastard Ted Casablanca

[sunshine_queen]

I'm sitting at dinner, placidly eating my chicken taco, when my dad goes, know that girl? And i'm like, girl..., and he goes, you know, spybarbie? and i'm all, jen garner? and he says yeah.

And then he asks if she's going with anyone? And Mom says, yeah, michael vartan.

And Dad goes, oh, they broke up. i saw it on E!

And now I've lost my appetite.

Oh, please, don't let it be true. Please please don't let this be some bizarre version of 'A Star is Born', come on, Hollywood people, just keep me happy for once. You broke up Tom and Nicole, you have Ashton with Demi, you broke up Barbie and Ken and Liza Minelli and David Gest, please, let me keep Jen and Vartan.

Comments

[cryssa.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I hope that isn't true.

:(

[xcoquette.livejournal.com]

BARBIE AND KEN. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT.

But anyway. I'm pro Nic and Lenny Kravitz. Tom Cruise can suck my nonexistant balls.

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if they broke up. My mother said she saw it on E! awhile ago that they broke up, but then they were together at the 13 Going on 30 premiere all together-ish.

So let us hope that your father has been misinformed.

'Cause otherwise . . . *weeps*

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

Well, Mark Hamill is still married to the same woman, if that's any comfort. ;-)

Did you forget to answer the five interview questions (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ravenclaw_devi/25859.html") I gave you, or did I just overlook your post?