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sunshine_queen- Sydney has Vaughn's permission to kill the guy who wanted to watch Sarkney Sex Live!
- Daddy is left-handed. Yes. Yes, he is. That is just so insanely attractive.
- Anna Espinosa has bigger lips than Sydney. Discuss.
- Anna's all, they didn't pay enough. They had to go, all Debbie from 'Addams Family Values.' It was mildly amusing. Of course, Sark's the brains and Anna's the muscle, but that's because he's a wee little man.
- *Nadia is shown sleeping*
Me: Ai, que linda.
Mom: Eyebrows of doom.
Me: MOM.
Mom: It's true, poor girl.
- And the Nack? Still there, people. Still there and as pretty as ever. I LOVE it.
- So, Nadia was drawn out of her induced coma. WhatEVER, Dr. Barkow. Just freaking deal with it and don't snitch on Daddy, especially when she's not even dying or anything bad like that. jesus.
- Sark is a man of his word, dammit. He does. He got them Anna! He did it! Yay, Sark!
- Sark is gone. Boo.
- So, let's review. Daddy wakes up Nadia. Weiss ALMOST KILLS HER with magic flowers. Is this love? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL LOVE?
- Syd looked uber pretty but was wearing this really bizarre tunic-thing. It was just ugly, Syd. But yay, a sister! Yaaaaay!
- Sloane's all, So, um... Nadia's out of her coma.
And Daddy's all, oh. Well. Thank God.
Sloane's like, God had nothing to do with it. And Daddy's totally, he didn't? What happened to your faith, man? How bad do you suck at being faithful, beyotch?
And Sloane's all, crap! Caught! Er... Like, I totally know I gave you responsibility for, like, everyone here, and I know you totally rock and all, but, like, how 'bout letting me know when you're gonna risk my daughter's life before you do it, huh, chief? And Daddy's all, oh, like you do every time you send my daughter out to play russian roulette with her LIFE? Sloane's like, We had an agreement, dammit. And I don't trust you! So there! Next time something happens, SYDNEY WILL DIE.
And Daddy's like, you are an insignificant lawn gnome. A lawn ornament. You are one step above a plastic pink flamingo. I could kill you.
Mommy: With his bare hands.
Me: And a blindfold.
Mommy: He could sing songs to him- 'Day by Day,' or perhaps, something from 'Annie'- and Sloane would die.
Me: He'd turn into dust at hearing it!
Mommy: He'd die.
Me: Blow away into little pieces! "Do I hear... happiness?"
Next week: It's Nadia's birthday! That her birthday should be in the summer matters not- yay, Nadia! A birthday bash with the Daddies, the Sisters and the Boyfriends. And... Daddy is betrayed by Sloane? The hell?
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Date: 2005-03-03 02:35 pm (UTC)Weiss ALMOST KILLS HER with magic flowers. Is this love? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL LOVE?
YES. Yes, damn it, that is love, and I won't let anyone tell me different! No one can destroy my Neiss! Have mercy!
And Daddy's like, you are an insignificant lawn gnome. A lawn ornament. You are one step above a plastic pink flamingo. I could kill you.
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever come across. And the best part is . . . I can hear him saying it. Totally. Unquestionably.
Oh, Madita. Did I ever tell you you're my heeeeroooo?
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Date: 2005-03-03 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-03 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-03 03:08 pm (UTC)(And then my delighted Nack-heart dances with glee)
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:09 pm (UTC)*is dead forever and ever*
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:43 pm (UTC)Really? I think Jennifer Garner has kinda big lips. This is the only thing I can comment on since I don't watch the show.