sunshine_queen | Get right.

I am in love with the 'Get Right' music video.

I mean, I love Jennifer Lopez. But J.Lo had the brilliant idea of casting herself as ELEVEN PEOPLE.

As in, J.Lo wore 11 different outfits.

There were maybe 4 dancing/singing Jennifers, as in, they didn't belong in the skit.

There were:

DJ! J.Lo: she had a big yellow 'fro, ugly green eyeshadow, and a midget accomplice. Or something.

Butch! J.Lo: this is a "gay bar," therefore this is lesbian! J.Lo too! had a blonde... pixie? Is that what it's called? Whatever, she had that and lightning bolt earrings. She was a waitress. Yay.

Chonga! J.Lo: The one in the bathroom with the lip-liner that's darker than her lipstick with big hair, whining about her boyfriend. Or something. Big hair.

Ghetto! / Puerto Rican!/ Jenny from the Block! J.Lo: Again with the lipliner that's darker than the lipstick! She is Puerto Rican because of the way she talks, ghetto because of her outfit, and 'from the block' because Jenny is. Dammit.

Allstar! J.Lo: I think I should call her Diva! J.Lo, but my sister called her Allstar, so I'm running with it. She's mighty pretty and sleek.

Mousy!Syd! J.Lo: When J.Lo shows up in what Syd wore when she went to the Smithsonian last season, with her little short scandinavian wig. She flirts with Allstar! J.Lo I believer.

Exotic Dancer! J.Lo: She dances on the bar! Yay J.Lo!

The other four J.Los were when J.Lo would sing and/or show off her fancy dance moves, insanely toned body, and her killer wardrobe. Because thatshort black jacket with the fur-lined hood? GOM. Lust lust lust.

Whoever approved this music video should be knighted. GOD BLESS YOU, J.LO BESTOWER!

(And, by the way, did any of my homework get done? One third of one essay was prepared for, and then I did part of a chem packet. I am a FAILURE.)