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[sunshine_queen]

Yesterday, all day, my mind kept repeating a word in french. "Paresseux." Over. And over. And over. But I couldn't remember what it meant!

So, today, I ask Heather. Apparently I was calling myself lazy all day in another language.

Honestly. I thought my body's attempt at napping in chem was because I don't get enough sleep.

No. I'm studying and my eyelids are getting heavy and my breathing is slowing down and my mind is blurring...

So, let me regale you with some of mom's witticisms from Alias:

First meeting of Darth Sloane and Daddy:

"Daddy doesn't look so good. It's the Krispy Kremes. Sloane, however, looks good. For a lawn gnome. A handsome lawn gnome."

About Vaughn debating whether or not to shoot up:

" 'Daddy would want me to. Daddy. Daddy. Nightingale. Nightingale. Must find out the truth!' Oh, my god, he's shooting up! IS THAT NEEDLE CLEAN? " [It goes to a car commercial] "Is this his trip? Or is it a commercial? 'Cause this is trippy."

Upon seeing Vaughn paralyzed:

"Oh, that's encouraging. Look at him, injecting himself with an unknown substance! He is through the looking glass now!"

Vaughn staggers away:

"He's like Farmboy, onlyhe doesn't have the Giant to put him under his arm or over his shoulder."

About Daddy's hair:

"Daddy's gone grey. No. Silver. SILVER FOX! Take a page from Sloane's book and go STEEL!"

All of the above are about ten times funnier in action.