sunshine_queen | I've become so numb...

So, I had surgery on my foot.

So, I go the podiatrist. I have this strange "splinter" thing, and my mom has something weird too, so we go.

The dude looks at my foot and is all, okay. So, we're totally going to anathesize your foot. Go to the back room, and we'll set you up.

I go back to the room, labeled, aptly, "Operating Room." Oh shit, I think, this is not going to be good.

So, I sit down, and he brings my feet up, and he's like, okay. I'm going to have to do two shots, here and here." And when he said here, he touched one side of my achilles heel- you know, that weird little skin-type thing between your tendon and your foot, and then to the other.

Oh, crap, I think.

And let me just tell you, getting shots there is the weirdest thing ever. Or maybe second weirdest thing, because, um, dude? I CAN'T FEEL MY FOOT. It feels like a giant slab of meat.

Anyway. So, he gives me these extremely painful shots- and then says he'll need to give me a third one to completely numb me, so, um, fuck. Another painful shot.

My foot numbs up, and I'm trying so hard not to (A) throw up or (B) cry because it just felt so strange and it was a bit daunting.

Anyway. He scraped away and requested different BLADES and sawed and cut and I didn't watch and tried not to freak.

His diagonsis was that I have a plantar wart. That's disgusting. It's a virus, it hurts, they're fairly common- STUPID SON OF A BITCH IT'S BEEN A FUCKING WART ALL ALONG.

Whatever. Today at school I had my math final- the entire class flunked, apparently, and my Khausinau exam. I will never have Khausinau again, and I won't have Campi again until next year. :-(

SCREAMED with Natalie about Alias. SCREAMED with Chang and Carol- who just like listening to me gush about Alias for sheer comedic value- about Alias. SCREAMED LOUDLY AND FOR A LONG TIME with Tricia about Alias.

I'm about to watch it again with Mommy, who has heard NOTHING.

Nyet.