Derevko.

[sunshine_queen]

I left school today at like, 8:30 because I had a godawful stomach ache. Now, I might like to stay home from school, but not because I'm sick, and I've left school because of real illness only one other time in my life, because I HATE babying myself when I'm sick. It's like inviting illness.

Wound up laying on the couch miserably, watching four episodes of Alias that I slept through an entire episode of. (2.02, I'm so sorry.) We just got our cable back sometime between 9:30 and 12:30, which is cool.

Now that I'm feeling much better, I'm here, and no one else is. :-( Guess I'll go watch television.

Snagged from xcoquette

 

Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me?
Inertia Creeps- Massive Attack

Will I have a happy life?
Schadenfreude- Avenue Q. (that is SO not good, guys.)

What do my friends really think of me?
Daisy Duke- Rooney (MOTHER OF JESUS.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Green Eyes- Coldplay (gom the song Marcos sang to me. gom gom gom it's a sign)

How can I make myself happy?
Edge of the Ocean- Ivy

What should I do with my life?
Assassin's Tango- John Powell (oh. my. god.)

Why must life be so full of pain?
I'd really love to see you tonight- England Dan and John Ford Coley (whaaaat?)

What does my significant other think of me?
Yellow- Coldplay

Will I ever have children?
Si Te Vas- Shakira. (Great. "If you go away," or something along those lines)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
La Pared- Shakira. (now I have to go to Systran to TRANSLATE.... SYSTRAN SAYS IT MEANS "THE WALL" Oh, god.)

Will I die happy?
I'm Not Okay- My Chemical Romance.

Can you give me some advice?
Things I don't understand- Coldplay

What do you think happiness is?
Listen to your heart- DHT

What's my favourite fetish?
Cold Hard Bitch- Jet (what does that mean, my fetish is VIOLENCE?)

 

According to this meme, I'm a total sexual deviant. God almighty. And? I'm supposed to be AN ASSASSIN. When did I become a Derevko?