I smell like an earthworm. ON PURPOSE.

[sunshine_queen]

I've seen/read some pretty strange things in my life, but this takes the cake.

Can you imagine? "Mmm, darling... you smell like pruning shears!"

"But you, my lovely, you smell like... rubber! Oh, you know just how to tantalize me, you vixen!"

Honestly. Some are decent, but most of them are on crack. But they don't bottle that scent...

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[orci505.livejournal.com]

You can't bottle the smell of crack. Too many people would be mistaken for crackwhores by the cops.

*utterly straight face*

Landromat would be good, though. *inhales deeply and sighs in content*

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

But imagine... ah, the smell of croquembouche...

[miana-dude.livejournal.com]

TURPENTINE??????

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Like you wouldn't want to smell like turpentine! Everyone wants to smell like turpentine.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

Now I have seen everything!

[cryssa.livejournal.com]

. . .Oh, why?!