sunshine_queen | JuSi sweet.

I got my JuSi epsiodes back. Oh, Simon. Simon Simon Simon, how I love you.

Simon: Where in the bloody hell have you been?
Sydney: Isn’t that the question of the day?
Simon: Oh, come on, I know you can do better than that.
Sydney: A girl’s gotta have some secrets.
Simon: All right, look, all right, at least tell me what’s with the new look… I barely recognized you…
Sydney: I hope you weren’t disappointed.
Simon: No. No… but I’ve missed you… Julia…

(Cut to Weiss and Vaughn. Neither of them look happy. Vaughn looks worried. Cut back to Walker.)

Simon: Uh, you know…I’ve missed working with you…
Sydney: Why do you think I came back?
Simon: (laughs) You’re a right nutter, you are…

Can you feel the JuSi love, my friends? I believe you can.

Simon: Princess Demetria is in town on holiday.
Sydney: How nice for her.

(Cut to Weiss and Vaughn in the van, listening on comms)

Simon: Mmm…The Spanish royal family is throwing a party in her honor tomorrow night.

(Cut back to Simon)

Simon (snickering): …and in typical Demetria fashion, she plans on sporting a hundred and fifty carat diamond necklace…(Simon looks at Sydney) Pity really, because it’s up in the penthouse with her right now, gathering dust in a safe…
Sydney: You want me to steal it.
Simon: Well, consider it your interview.

(Cut to Vaughn and Weiss in van. Vaughn gives Weiss a look. Worry is etched all over Vaughn’s face.)

Simon: I’d like to see you wearing that necklace…

(Cut to Sydney in the Hummer)

Sydney: Just the necklace, right?
Simon: Mmmmm.

Innuendo. I love JuSi.

And just stay away from this fic. It's the longest fic in the world, and it's also one of the worst. I've been reading it for three days. It's like a car wreck.