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sunshine_queen1) I hate Hamlet.
2) At one point, they said "Holla." "Holla." I bet they meant hola, but you know what that means that they said, "Holla, Barnardo?" It means that everyone at school's gonna be like, Hamlet people be ghetto.
3) Now Hamlet wants to go to Wittenberg. And I know they mean Wittenberg, Germany, but I keep thinking that he's going to where Syd went to read that file. About her being a project. Before they decided the secret was instead Daddy "killing" Mommy.
4) On I Love 1998, they showed Armaggedon, including the part when Bruce Willis says goodbye to Liv Tyler. I cried. Because Daddy/Daughter things get me.
5) I am so close to being done with my SpySanta fic but... I have to end optimistically. I don't know how to end optimistically! I don't do optimism, I do angst!
6)Also? I hate the Wives. Well, I hate most of the wives. Except for Bree. Looove Bree.
7) I'm procrastinating.
8) I am being ignored.
9) I am sad about being ignored.
10) :-(
2) At one point, they said "Holla." "Holla." I bet they meant hola, but you know what that means that they said, "Holla, Barnardo?" It means that everyone at school's gonna be like, Hamlet people be ghetto.
3) Now Hamlet wants to go to Wittenberg. And I know they mean Wittenberg, Germany, but I keep thinking that he's going to where Syd went to read that file. About her being a project. Before they decided the secret was instead Daddy "killing" Mommy.
4) On I Love 1998, they showed Armaggedon, including the part when Bruce Willis says goodbye to Liv Tyler. I cried. Because Daddy/Daughter things get me.
5) I am so close to being done with my SpySanta fic but... I have to end optimistically. I don't know how to end optimistically! I don't do optimism, I do angst!
6)Also? I hate the Wives. Well, I hate most of the wives. Except for Bree. Looove Bree.
7) I'm procrastinating.
8) I am being ignored.
9) I am sad about being ignored.
10) :-(
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Date: 2006-01-02 04:31 am (UTC)So far:
hamlet: goddamn, man. my mom's such a whore.
everyone: why?
hamlet: she married my uncle. and my dad's hardly cold.
claudius: hammy my boy! you needn't go off to school! we love you! pretend i'm your dad!
hamlet's real dad, the dead one: psst. psst, kid, c'mere. while i was asleep in the garden? yeah. someone poured poison in my ear.
hamlet: for serious? shit.
hamlet's dead: and it was SO TOTALLY MY BROTHER, YOUR STEPDADDY, WHO DID IT.
hamlet: omg, i so totally knew that! i'ma kill him and MOM.
hamlet's dad: no, no, don't kill that lying bitch of a mother of yours. no, no, her conscience will get her soon enough. but the stepdad? be brave, son.
hamlet's friends: dude, hamlet, the ghost, man, was it your dad? did he say anything that might be important to the plot later?
hamlet: I can't say! neener neener.
God bless Sparknotes.
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Date: 2006-01-02 04:33 am (UTC)Hah, you should write a book in which you recap the complete works of Shakespeare.
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Date: 2006-01-02 05:34 am (UTC)Romeo: Oh my god, I am so totally in love with Rosalind. It's crazy.
Benvolio: Dude, forget her. She's a whore. But there are some lovely ladies at the Capulet house.
Romeo: You mean the house of my greatest enemy? OUR greatest enemy?
Benvolio: Yeah, man. It's super hot there.
Romeo: Oh, shit, the guest list. GOM. Rosalind will be there
Benvolio: Shut. Up. About that whore.
Romeo: DON'T DISS MY WOMAN.
Benvolio: Not your woman.
Romeo: Oh, dude. Who is that hot hot chick?
Benvolio: You mean the daughter of our greatest enemy?
Romeo: No, the hot chick.
Benvolio: Yeah. Juliet Capulet. Suuuuucker.
Romeo: Love of my life right there, bitch.
Benvolio: Wait. Rosalind...
Romeo: Who?
Benvolio: Dumbass.
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Date: 2006-01-02 05:43 am (UTC)Loooove.
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Date: 2006-01-02 04:47 am (UTC)...and, see, the "Ophelia Situation" is why I detest Hamlet.
Yeah. Good luck. ;)
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