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[sunshine_queen]

For starters- OMG Hamlet. What the HELL is the matter with Shakespeare? I just read (the sparknotes of) the end and- DUDE.

Also, I went to get my old pre-bedtime snack- pickles a few minutes ago. I happily drag the giant tankard of pickles we have out of the fridge, take out two spears, wrap them in a paper towel, and bring my pickles on a plate back to the desk. Then I return to put the pickle jar back- and see this GIANT GREY AND RED LIZARD.

Like, no joke. He was bigger than my hand with creepy green eyes and nothing made that bitch move.

So I took a picture, put a mixing bowl (that was too small for his big ass) over him and the tray he was chilling on, and took him outside.

And shook the tray.

And the bitch stayed put.

I had to like, scrape the completely alive lizard off the tray with the mixing bowl. And then he still refused to move. So I took another picture and locked the door and reset the alarm because holy hell, he was a lizard of XF proportions.

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[xenaamber.livejournal.com]

Good God.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

That lizard was not one of God's creatures, Jess. It wasn't.

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

We are finally getting into the Hamlet stuff, and Sirofchuck is gonna make us act it out. This morning he asked if anyone wanted specifically to play certain parts, and I totally yelled out "Can I be the skanky mom??"

And so I get to be the skanky mom.

Unfortunately, I forgot to think about who was gonna play Claudius, so now I'm stuck with the creepiest guy in the class who used to have this weird and scary thing for me a few years ago (a testament to how deranged he is). If Sirofchuck actually makes us act it out, well, heads will roll.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I asked to be Papa Hamlet, 'cause he was all, Hamlet, you DUMBASS. But we never got around to reading it. Which made me sad.

Heh. It'll be fiiiiiiine.

[miana-dude.livejournal.com]

Did you ever get around to reading my Disney Version? :-P

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I finished it at like, 11:30 last night (right before the lizard debacle) so not yet. But I will!

[yubsie]

Hamlet is MESSED UP.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Shakespeare should be bipped.

[yubsie]

Repeatedly. WIth fruitcake.

[carrole.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love Hamlet.

Dude, where's the picture of the lizard! I want to see!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I sent a picture on my phone to Nica, so hopefully she will do the voodoo to get it to a computer near you!

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

Lizards are funny. I saw lizard porn when I went to Island of Adventure once. It was quite amusing.

I'm really starting to like Hamlet. I mean, I'm understanding it, and it's really starting to get interesting I think.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Lizards AS BIG AS YOUR HAND are not funny, they're scary, Ollie. And ew, lizard porn.

I liked... parts of Hamlet. Like, I got it all, and I understand Shakespeare, and what he's trying to do but it really bothers me.