SpyMommy is my homegirl

[sunshine_queen]

You know, I just have the worst, awfulest sneaking suspicion that when Alias gets back they're going to tell us that not only is good ole' Bill Vaughn alive, they're gonna show us that he and SpyMommy had mad crazy sex. I don't care how plausible or inplausible it is... I fear it. Muchly.

*sighs* Anyway, Lena Olin still kicks all kinds of asses and is beyond gorgeous and fantastic and like, you know, even hotter than Jen Garner and the center of the earth. I mean, Jen's my girly crush, but Lena Olin is just... just... and this, coming from a heterosexual female. I forgot how much I missed her.

Talked to Nita for awhile today- it was so fun speaking to her. We haven't talked in ages due to weird MSN/AIM/AOL weirdness, so she got YIM and now we're talking! Alias is fun! YAY!

She fed my ego like whoa and said that my fic was good. It was so awesome. I'm so insecure. *sigh*

Tess is right, 2.01 is called 'The Enemy Walks In' and I'm just stupid. No matter. Tess and Regina put me straight. I love Regina.

What is it about reality-show participants, that they feel a constant need to invoke the Deity in their various banal and/or downright venal activities? Do they really think it's appropriate to involve the Lord in their caber-tossing and testicle-eating?

We feel it's important to let reality-show contestants know that, in the grand scheme, their divine importunings are pointless -- and that, specifically, God doesn't stoop to interfere with unscripted TV. As an astute observer we know once commented: a reality-show contestant should think of God as he did his mom when he was a kid. As in, you don't bug Mom, or try to get her to mediate your petty squabbles, when she's trying to enjoy some solo Mom time. Like when she's taking a bath, getting her Calgon on: you don't barge on in there to see if you can shave the dog; you do not bother Mom when she's in the tub.

And so it is with God. Your reality-show shenanigans are like unto the shaving of the dog. And God, like Mom, is in the tub. Wear the shirt that will remind reality-show contestants of this fact ever after.

Comments

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

A lot of things are better than season 3. It's not like that's hard. :P

The Circumference never made sense to me. I'd just assumed it was some sort of biological weapon meant to contaminate a water supply. You'd think, if it turned into water like that, that they'd store it in a safer manner, though.

Eh, Sark wouldn't be icked out. He slept with Lauren's mom. :P And it would kind of seal the show's fate as a bad spy soap, wouldn't it?

Poor, poor Han. He must have cried a lot.

[puggywuggy.livejournal.com]

Ouch. That was harsh. :P

The Circumference never made sense to ANYONE. It truly was never explained. And it was supposed to contaminate the water supply... why would Rambaldi want that? And how would that much be enough to contaminate the world's water? If that's even what they wanted.

Sark did NOT SLEEP WITH YELENA SLASH OLIVIA! She just saved his ass, she did not... oh, who am I kidding?

The show as always been a bad spy soap, you know that. :P

Yes, poor Han indeed. *Hugs Han* He really appreciates this long hiatus; he now has much more time to recover!

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

True though. :P

Well, not the whole world's water, just a part of it. And maybe, Rambaldi intended for Vaughn to get sick so that Sloane would work with Sark and all that other stuff would happen, but he made the bads think it could be used to contaminate water, so they would make it.

And you know he did. She was one evil old lady.

Right now it's just a spy soap. No babies yet, or body swtiching or anything. Though technically there was a possession . . . hm.

Oh, I'd never thought of it that way! Good for Han.

[puggywuggy.livejournal.com]

LOL. But... if Rambaldi "saw the future," and he saw Sloane and Sark working together, does that mean he knew he had to create this device to MAKE that happen? Or did he contaminate Vaughn (in short) to make sure that the partnership would happen? Gah.

Sark likes women with personalities, and I'm sure Olivia has one HELL of a personality. :P

We almost had a baby. And dude, the Francie/AG Doren thing is so "body switching" for me, lmao. Granted, Francie didn't get to be AG Doren, but whatever. It's like the whole evil twin complex.

*Pats Han...'s butt*

[non-horation.livejournal.com]

I think that's it. Vaughn seems almost to be something Rambaldi uses to make events happen, you know? Which is weird and makes that whole "We can't lose Vaughn" thing a lot more sinister.

Oh, I'd imagine she does.

True, I forgot about evil twins. Dammit. :P

Poor Han. You can pet his hair and he won't freak out. :P