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[sunshine_queen]

My sister's confirmation went well, and we both looked really cute. I am in love with the shoes I'm wearing to prom, which I also wore yesterday- they're like, five inches high and silver and they just make me feel so pretty!



The List

1. Dana Scully
2. Maddie Hayes
3. Michael Vaughn
4. Irina Derevko
5. Tom Grace
6. Fox Mulder
7. Han Solo
8. Sydney Bristow
9. Will Tippin
10. Arvin Sloane
11. Jack Bristow
12. Lauren Reed
13. Leia Organa
14. Nadia Santos
15. David Addison


For dollsome

Are Michael Vaughn and Sydney Bristow or Michael Vaughn and Irina Derevko more OTP-worthy?
Well, Vaughn and Syd is the OTP of the show, so, um, SyVa. Although I do have a sick fascination with Virina because it! is! so! wrong! But good. And the vibes were definitely there.

If Nadia Santos and Fox Mulder got into a bickering match, who would win? How about a fist fight?
Mulder might win a verbal match, but Nadia would beat him in a fist fight. He might be a G-man, but she's a Derevko, and? She's scrappy. She fights dirty.

Is Tom Grace a cat person or a dog person?
Cat person, definitely. He's like, SpyDaddy lite. But I can't really see him with any animals at all.

If Maddie Hayes wrote a book about Jack Bristow, what would it be called?
This question definitely took me the longest. I finally settled on "Smoke and Mirrors."

If Han Solo was in a fit of emotional distress, would Lauren Reed be able to comfort them successfully?
You know, I bet Lauren could comfort someone successfully, but she might have trouble with Han. Because if Han was upset enough to be in a fit of emotional distress in front of someone, he must be in paralyzing agony. I think she could probably get him to lie down or something, but not really make him feel better.

Describe a day in the lives of Will Tippin and David Addison if they were married.
How very Brokeback. Well, if Will was still Will, they could get up and read the paper together before going their separate ways- David, to flirt with Maddie, and Will, to be an analyst at the CIA where he kind of moons over Syd. Maybe they'd meet up for lunch and be silly together, before going back to work. Evenings would be full of jokes and tricks and lots of fun, because that's the kind of people they are.


For agent_nica

What is Mulder's favorite song?
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival

Who would hate Sydney more, Dana Scully or David Addison?
*gasp* How could anyone hate Syd? But the answer here would definitely be Dana. Because David would like her because she's smart and witty, but Dana? Oh man. Dana don't like other women.

If Han Solo had to make a shopping list of five "guilty pleasure" items, what would those items be?
- mechanic magazines
- marshmallows
- amusing anti-Empire paraphenalia
- playing cards that aid in cheating
- vintage intergalactic royalty mags, for pictures of Leia

Irina Derevko and Jack Bristow are getting into a car. Who's the driver? Is the passenger one of those really ones that fiddles with the radio and yells at the driver?
Depends on who has the keys. Jack would definitely drive if he had the keys, and Irina wouldn't give them up to him. Jack probably leave the radio off, or where it is, but might make small, pointed suggestions. Irina would make arch suggestions and maybe fiddle with the stations, just to irritate Jack.

What would Arvin Sloane study in college?
Hm. Political Science major, with a minor in psychology. Because he's evil, but evil in a subtle, mindfucky way.

Who would Lauren Reed more easily fall in love with, Maddie Hayes or Sydney Bristow?
Oh, Sydney, for sure. I mean, Maddie's beautiful and fiery and bright, but Sydney is... smarter and beautiful and can kick ass, and it would be like, such a power-play relationship!

If Nadia Santos didn't have the career he/she has, what would he/she do instead?
She'd be a con artist. A very, very badass con artist.


For thepodsquad

If Vaughn watched TV what would be his favourite show?
Probably something serious, like ER or something.

Would Tom Grace and Arvin Sloane ever be bestest buds?
... Nooo.

If Dana Scully, Han Solo, and Will Tippin were trapped in an underground cavern, who would be most likely to survive until rescue came?
Probably Han, although Dana would give him a run for his money.

If Dana Scully and David Addison were trapped in a closet together what would they ultimately bond over?
Well, Dana would gravitate towards him because of his similarities to Mulder. And likewise, David would like Dana's Maddie-ness.


For superswank

Sydney Bristow and Lauren Reed are having a baby together. Is it a girl or a boy, and what do they name it?
Hm. They'd have a little girl, and they'd name her something normal and girly, because Syd has been scarred. I mean, you can never find keychains or name license plates or pens with the name "Sydney" on it. Maybe Charlotte Bristow-Reed.

Mulder has been deeply wounded by Nadia Santos. What did she do to him?
Nadia probably made him fall deeply in love with her, because how could you not fall in love with Nadia? And then, of course, she ran off, probably ruining some X-File of his or another and dashing his hopes. Hell, Nadia probably was the X-File. Poor Mulder.

Irina wants to borrow the car and Jack is holding the keys. What does Jack make Irina do to get them?
Things that cannot be written here.

Sydney Bristow hosts a potluck dinner and invites Maddie Hayes, Tom Grace, Han Solo and Will Tippin. What do each of them bring?
Maddie probably brings something exquisite and delicious, like some sort of delicate and beautiful dessert. Tom brings a bottle of good wine. Han brings some sort of meat dish, and Will would bring pasta salad.


For yahtzee63

Dana Scully and Han Solo meet in a strange, faraway place. Where did they meet, and what are they doing there?
They meet, of course, in a galaxy far, far away. Dana must've been kidnapped and was being held in some dungeon of some alien. Han, while on some mission for the Rebels, finds poor Dana, all beaten and broken, and saves her! Yaaaay!


For non_horation

What was Han Solo's best subject in high school? What was their worst?
Math had to be his best. His worst would be something like... literature and poetry. Not enough motion.

If Dana had to choose between saving Mulder or Leia's life while the other died, which one would they choose?
Well, Mulder's, duh.

If all of Lauren's friends were jumping off a bridge, would Lauren jump too?
Well, it depended why. If they were jumping because it was cool, Lauren would definitely jump too. If they were jumping because they were sad, Lauren would laugh.

Who would be a better roommate for Tom Grace: Arvin Sloane or Maddie Hayes?
Well, Sloane is the bossman. And I don't think they'd get along so well. But Maddie's quite easy on the eyes.

Comments

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Haha, this is the awesomest meme of all time! This delighted me entirely. And, dude, you kept getting the SpyRents paired together! What are the odds?

If they were jumping because they were sad, Lauren would laugh. Bwahaha, I love her cheap and evil ways.

Also, I love that you put their names in. I totally didn't do that. But I should. I'm waiting to see if I get more questions before I post mine.

(I love your icon. Miaissopretty. That photoshoot is divinely gorgeous.)

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It definitely is the best meme of all time. And I was so tickled that Jack and Irina were together twice.

Lauren is so cheap and evil. And she kept getting paired with Sydney. That was fun.

I didn't think I was going to get anymore questions. I got six, that's enough for me.

(and omg, that photoshoot is amazing. She's too gorgeous for words.)

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

My God, I love everything about this meme. It's so cracked out and fantastic.

And you got way lucky with the pairings too. I'm highly impressed.

And the Lauren bridge thing killed me ded!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It's honestly the best meme ever. I mean, come on.

I loved that I kept getting the same mixes. SyVa once, J/I twice, Mulder/Nadia twice, Lauren/Syd twice...