"And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?"

[sunshine_queen]

Let me just say that- that my heart is breaking for Buffy! Saying all those mean things to Giles! Smartest person she's ever met, bah! Too old to be hanging out with kids, bah! I hate you Buffy! And this was right after I was so thrilled that Giles got to give his little girl a hug, and then you threw Riley at him, and no one was hanging out with him and I AM SO SAD. Miss Calendar should have been there to keep him company!

(Yes, this is going to be mentioned probably everytime I write about an episode. Deal.)

And now Professor UD is all obnoxious about her company! Whatever!

... Giles just said "crap." My god. And I am so thrilled that Buffy told them the truth about her slaying capabilities. Giles is so sad with his little duster.

ALSO DIRTY. OMG.

... Why is Giles going to talk to Professor UD? Why? No! No Giles! This will not end well!

And he seems like he's her lecherous old man lover! (I feel so disloyal saying that!)

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER, GILES? WHY? TO HARASS HER? HONESTLY.

ABSENCE OF A MALE ROLE MODEL? LACKING A STRONG FATHER FIGURE? GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! I hate that lady. Hated her and her long hair on Alias, hate her here with her short hair on Buffy.

(Miss Calendar could have kicked her ass.)

Why are all the crypts in Sunnydale open? Why is that?

Oh no, now! Now Willow and Xander are telling Giles about The Iniative and making Giles feel even more inadequate and my heart aches for Giles! Because Buffy kept it from him! I'm going to cry. This is so Syd being mean to SpyDaddy!

(He called Walsh a fishwife, and hee! When Willow defended her and Giles gave her that look... he likes her cause of Miss Calendar.)

Oh no! Now Giles is sad! Crrry!

Oh fuck. Ethan Rayne.

LOL! I literally laughed super loudly. And then Giles is all, what noise? And Ethan's like, shit! You came back!

At least he got the jump on Rayne. That was fun and nice for him.

MENTION MISS CALENDAR. HONESTLY. No.

"Oh. Religious intolerance. Sad, there. Just look at the Irish troubles."

And now demons are scared of something that probably the Iniative is doing. Fucking Iniative. I hate them. Even though I love that word.

I hope Buffy kicks Riley's ass. Cause she can. And we all know it. He is cutish, though.

KICK HIS ASS, BUFFY! You're strong but mighty!

Hee. He nearly died.

Oh no! Drunken Giles!

"Maggie Walsh and her nancy ninja boys..." I do so love the term "nancy boys."

Okay, Tara, please pretty up. Now. I won't like you until you do. Well, not as much as I want to. See, Willow's hair is just adorable!

This magic rose is too phantom-esque. Shut up, people. A rose is the best you could do?

Theirloveissointune.

... OMG they broke the rose!

Why does Giles have an alarm? He is a man of leisure now.

OH MY GOD! GILES! GILES WHAT! OMG! OMG GILES YOU ARE A DEMON! WHAT DID YOU DO?!? ETHAN RAYNE YOU FUCKER!

Now Buffy- SHE'S GOING TO KILL GILES! OH NO!

And Buffy is all, what? I didn't tell Giles? I don't neglect Giles, wah wah wah. Shut up. I hate you and your selfish bitchiness.

(I am so sad that I can't just blindly love her the way I love Syd. Especially since I love Sassy Gellar. She was the original Kendall on All My Children!)

OH NO! NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND GILES! NO! HE IS GOING TO DIE! I am so sad! I hate this episode! Poor Giles!

Ha. I hope Buffy feels so guilty she's all nauseous.

SPIKE CAN UNDERSTAND?!? Awesome! That's very good. I think. Possibly.

Go away Riley. I hate you. ... because you make Giles sad. So whatever.

We don't want the damn Iniative. We want GIIIILES.

A mucous thing? Eww!

LOL! Spike can't drive stick!

Anger, rage, leading to the dark side.

"It's fun! I can't do it, do it for me!"

Oh no. No, not Maggie. NO! WHYYYYY? Giles. Honestly. That was... useless. But fun, right? I thought so.

Oh, we have cell phones now! Awesome.

HE DID NOT ATTACK HER. HE CHASED HER. Whatever. I hate Professor UD.

Aww, give them anything they want. that's cute.

Shut up, Riley. Stop trying to help. You aggravate me.

... NOT HER CALL? WHAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP RILEY.

I hate him. Really. A military operation.

"Howww you feelin', mate?" I <3 Spike.

A car chase! Yay!

... HUMVEES? Yeah, not suspicious. At all.

Oh awesome, Giles. Glad you found Ethan. Hee.

OH NO! NOW SHE'S FIGHTING GILES. NOOOOO! BUFFY OMG.

She better cry, is what I'm saying. And be very appreciative of him when he gets changed back.

THE CAR! GILES's CAR!

Aww, and Giles doesn't want to hurt Buffy. Well. Not really. Only kind of.

OH NO. She understands him now. "Please don't die."

"It's the stay and gloat that gets me every time."

Oh, hi, Giles! Yay! You're back, you handsome man you!

Ohhh! It was his eyes! That's sweet, Buffy.

Ha, the military is good for something. Yeaaaah. Locking him up.

Giles- I don't think Buffy is being nice enough to you. I think hugs are needed. NOT WITH RILEY. With Giles. Coddle your daddy-figure!

... a new phone! technology! MISS CALENDAR!

I looove Giles's apt. so much.

Giles is so good at the daddy role. Really. It's too cute.

"Though I do hate her quite a lot." I hate her too, Giles. Me too.

HER LOYALTIES ARE NOT UNCERTAIN! YOU STUPID WOMAN! I hate her. Although, hee. "Lord, spare me college boys in love."

... I WILL NOT LIKE YOU, PROFESSOR UD!

I think you're gonna do something evil right now.

314! Uh oh! My spidey sense was right! Ha!

Comments

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

ABSENCE OF A MALE ROLE MODEL? LACKING A STRONG FATHER FIGURE? GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! I hate that lady. Hated her and her long hair on Alias, hate her here with her short hair on Buffy.

(Miss Calendar could have kicked her ass.)

HEE! You are awesome. And I sort of always liked Professor Walsh. Possibly just because I love pretty much everyone on this show except Olivia. And Kennedy, but you don't have to worry about her for a looooong time.

When it comes to Buffy and Giles, I always want them to be more mushy and overtly father/daughter-y because it is NEVER ENOUGH! And he is pretty much her daddy and they love each other and yet we don't get to see it nearly as often as we should've.

And TARAAA! Come on! She's so sweet and when she smiles her face just lights up and Madi, it's time for you to learn that beauty is on the inside. Or something.

But HOW IS SHE NOT PRETTY? I don't get it.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

She's only been in two episodes, I haven't seen much! Maybe I'll fall in love with her great personality.

And... well, one, she's blonde, and I am notoriously bad with blondes. Cept for Lauren. And I hated her at first. And Rachel too! See. I grow to love people. Hello, Nadia.

And I don't hate Tara. I'm just not there yet.

I don't think there actually could be enough paternality on this show to make me happy, but there is such a dearth here! There needs to be more hugs! And loving pats! AND ENDEARMENTS.

Miss Calendar could totally kick her ass. And also be a role model to Willow so she wouldn't go crazy with the magic. And hang out with Giles. (I maintain that's why Giles is so fond of Willow, cause Miss Calendar liked her best.)

[blueanddollsome.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, I can't tell you how entertained I am reading these. :)

Ooh, I hate Walsh. But I love to hate her. She's so... anti-Giles. I kinda love it when Riley or Walsh or the Initiative think they can tell Buffy what to do, and then Buffy does her own thing and tells them to shove it. Hee! The Slayer can take on the secret government agency any day!

Spiiike! I love Spike in season 4. He's great. I'm just going to be quiet now before I spoil later episodes for you.

I'm actually not very fond of this episode. I'd rather Giles not be all demony. I don't like how his voice goes. (OMG, did you watch "Doomed" yet? With the Dubbing From Hell? *shudder*) But I do like that it's Giles who gets the inside scoop on the Initiative. Yay Giles!

Riley is a kinda sweetie. I *heart* him. He has good intentions. (Not the biggest Tara fan, however. ;-) )

I don't think they every explain what Giles does for transportation for the rest of the season.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I adorrrrre Spike. My god.

And I totally hated this episode. Poor (demony) Giles!

I kinda love and hate Riley. We'll see which wins out.