"Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?"

[sunshine_queen]

Man, no wonder Professor UD wants Buffy on her team. She's a goddamned mazing compared to her boys. But she don't like that. No no, not at all. I hope Giles kills her.

Man, do I love the theme song to this show. Loooove it. I want to jam to it like, always. Plus, I like the pictures they choose, usually. Like Spike jamming. And Giles in a tux! (I miss Giles with Miss Calendar's rose. Oh, hello, Miss Calendar, there you are.)

... God help me if I do this kind of shit when I get a boyfriend. Lighting up and the like. I'd annoy myself.

I love Giles and Spike together. It's absurdly awesome. And Spike counting the money, heeeee. It is taking him awhile, though. Pretty, but not that bright.

And what the hell is Spike living in? I'm totally confused by what it is. It's like, an underground... lair. Literally.

Also, I doubt Buffy and whatshisface are talking about sex. Ha. Nope. The damn initiative. Hate.

Hello, elevator of SD-6ness! Hiiii. (SD-6 was better. By a lot.)

Also, this looks amusingly like the scenes in Austin Powers. I cannot take this place seriously. Also, this place could never exist here. Or at home. Damn Florida.

Xenomorphic behavior modification? What? This is so wrong! Even if they're bad! How deeply uncool!

I love that Buffy kind of has this look like, "Are you sure that you need all this stuff? 'Cause... not me so much."

WHY IS BUFFY JOINING THE TEAM! I BET SHE DID NOT CLEAR THIS WITH GILES!

So, okay, Tara's family is full of witches. And now she's giving family heirlooms away.

So, Tara's kind of cute, but I'm kind of over the whole stuttering shyness thing.

... OMG CYBORG. PROFESSOR UD IS SO CRAZY.

Also, I am so annoyed with Buffy. Meh. But I am much with the Anya love.

YOU HAD EVERY IDEA, BUFFY. SHUT UP. friendly gathering infringement!

Thank you, Willow, for being the voice of reason.

HA, it's so SD-6y. In a bad way. Boo hiss!

Aw, and poor Buffy, asking questions. What a silly girl. You better talk to Giles! ASAP.

I hate this whole thing. So much.

Aww, poor Buffy. She's used to chatting before an attack and everyone else isn't. And the guys are all omg shut up!

NO OMG LEAVE SPIKE ALONE! Dammit! Run, Spike! Run!

NOOO! RUNNNNN! Now he has a tracer! I hate these people, they're like Nazis!

Whoaaaa with the demon.

And whyyy are we flashing to Riley/Buffy love? Ew. Now I feel all bad for the demon, giving that it'll get tortured by the I's.

Eww, Riley, whats with the jesus arms? Shut up.

This is the weirdest scene ever. (I kind of hope he shoots Buffy. Really.)

Ewww, patrolling made her all hot, just like Faith always said AND OMG THEY'RE WATCHING JUST LIKE EVIL FRANCIE! OH MY GOD. AND THE STRINGS OF EVILNESS! I AM SO DISTURBED!

Aw, Giles is so cute. He'll give Xander money so that he can buy Anya pretty things.

LOL, Giles locking his mouth, hee.

"You're the bloody freaking calvalry."

And oh man! "You right bastard." I love Spike. "Circle the wagons! Tend to the wounded! No time for layabouts!"

Those vitamins are probably full of evil. Just sayin'.

"I am how they trained me." This is absurd. He's like a robot. I think I hate him. A lot.

Awww, but sometimes he's really handsome. he's my type! I can't help it!

LOL! Now he's looking in and seeing 314 on the wall. Heh. Questioning is good for the soul, bad for the health.

Buffy's gonna diiiiiie.

... THEY REMOVED HIS ARM OMG. Gross. I hate these people. Also, I covet their dorm rooms. Although I'd like my wall. Byyyye, Buffy. Go ahead and die. Unfortunately for them, Buffy's already almost died like a jillion times.

I hate Professor UD's hair. She's like a pseudo Fraulein Maria. A meaaaaan Fraulein Maria.

Aww, the sewers! I missed them. They're kind of like the subbasement of dreams and desires. As I miss the Master. I loved the Master. He was my favorite Big Bad.

(Miss Calendar! Cry.)

Aha. That's why they do it. So that they can make the demons fight for their cause. To kill their enemies. That is ENTIRELY cheating! Amazingly so.

Ha. Like Buffy's dead. Shut up. She ripped off the thing. Puhleeze.

SMASH THAT SIGNAL! Or flush it. That works too.

Gooooo Buffy! This is what you're meant to do, not get killed by demons! Yaaay Buffy. Haaa! She electrocuted it! Awesome. I am impressed. Uh oh. And now Professor UD is telling Riley that Buffy is teh dead. Although really, hee. That's funny. She is all kinds of amazing.

Oh, hello, Buffy on the screen! Hi! And for serious. She underestimated the Slayah. Heeeee! Rock on, Buffy. And now Professor UD has lost her pet boy. Oops.

OMG DON'T LEAVE SUNNYDALE SPIKE!

Hee, now Professor UD is all sad cause her boy is gone. And Adam is creepy as all.

She's not a bitch! She wanted to help! She's the Slayer! You're just looney.

Whooooooa. Who killed Professor UD? Adam? Whoooooa. Oh, he is obviously not right in the head. Oops.

I'm sorry Professor UD! I didn't want you die that way! Just... just die! Yikesabee.




*dies*

"And next thing I know, it's raining monsters."
"Hallelujah."

thaaaank you, Xander. I thought it, you said it.

Indeed, Professor UD set her up!

"Gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding tragic taste in men."

And yeaaaah. Bring Riley into this, Spike. Good one. And aw, Giles, trying to spare his baby.

And Xander is very right about the lying.

We've used the word "keen" like, three times this episode already, wow. Not yet two minutes it.

And hello, Adam. You are right creepy. And Rileyesque.

And now is the time we rock out! I love danceable theme songs!

Why do they still have Buffy dropping the claddagh ring? Honestly.

We're hiding? We never hide! My stars.

"Ooh, plus, mirror ball."

And then Giles! "Absolutely not. I will not squat in that dank hole."

And as much as it kills me to say it, it's like Giles and Spike are the Rymon of Buffy. I hate myself.

*dies* "It didn't work, but they're all upset anyway." I love Anya.

Shut up, Riley. Conclusions have been jumped too. And ha ha ha, Hostile 17! I love Spike. I love that he has "stories on the telly." Also, he did the Fonzie move. I don't think I could love him more.

(:-( For some reason that makes me sad and long for Miss Calendar.)

Aww, "all lower level agents have been lied to." Poor pawn Riley.

Uh oh. A little doomed kid. Who is definitely the kid from Boy Meets World that wanted Eric to adopt him.

"What am I?"
Kid, delighted, "You're a monster."
"I thought so."

Man, this kid is ballsy. And stupid. He's gonna get shishkababbed! How does Adam have all these brains and stuff? It's impressive.

Aww, poor Giles, with the mirror ball light in his eyes! Although, really, how cute is it that they're having a sleepover. And that there's a curtain up so the girls can have some privacy! And that the girls are sharing a bed! I am totally enamoured by the cute. watching cartoons! Aieee.

"That would never happen."
"Well, no, Buff. That's why they call them cartoons, not documentaries."

Aww, and Daddy wants to go back to sleep and wants the little girls to be quiet. I love this.

And Anya telling Buffy she can't have Xander. Hee.

Aww, poor little kid.

Aw, Anya is wearing Xander's shirt! That is too cute.

Why are all the dorms at UC Sunnydale alarmingly beautiful? It's not fair.

LOL! Buffy the spy! And now everyone's going to think that Buffy killed Professor UD. Uh oh. I wonder if they'll put Riley in charge, since he's her boy.

And now a total lockdown from Washington. Hee. Oh, Washington. Too bad it's not Laaaangley.

Now the boys are on the hunt. Whatever.

So, the lesson to be learned here is don't bury your dead in Sunnydale. They will never get any rest. aww, Spikey's telly. He broke it! Boo!

Aw, Riley sometimes gets the alpine chiseled features with the vague idea that someone's home.

Who are all those goddesses whose names I've never heard? I mean, not ever.

Willie the snitch! His face when Buffy walks in is priceless.

Riley is all insane! Whoa. This is totally bad.

He's shaking and itchy. Uh oh. He's like, detoxing. What the hell is going on with him? I bet it's the vitamins. Aw, little fetal Riley.

Anya and Xander are too cute.

The Willow and Tara parts kind of creep me out. Because it's all intense and simultaneous and spells kind of creep me out and does Tara have a single room? I hope she lives at home, because these rooms are insanely huge and nice.

LOL! Look at at aliased Buffy with her glasses! And a labcoat. And the announcer lady sounds like Professor UD anyway. Weird.

Aww, Giles is making tea. I love him.

OMG Riley scared me. WHOA he hurt Willow! I hate him.

Ha. Meds in food.

Whoa, someone punched Spike out! what episode number is this? Is this during sweeps or something? Towards the end of the season? This is intense.

Buffy looks crazy pretty. I am impressed.

Oh, Professor UD was totally insane. And now Riley is. I am major league annoyed.

Oh. So you were in room 314. Hi. Hee, "But I seem to have a design flaw."

Wow. Professor UD is insane. Still. Present tense. Wow. I'm kind of impressed. And Adam isn't happy at all.

Whoaaaa they are aiming guns at Buffy! Because she wants to go with Riley to hospital! Totally unnecessary, gang!


OMG DOES FAITH COME BACK? FAAAAAAITH!

Awww, Faith, pretty Faith. Nice, Vaughnish dream there. And quit with the little sister stuff, Faith! Sweeps era stuff is good.

Aww, poor Xander, getting shocked.

Maybe I'd like Riley better if his hair was better.

Why is Faith's hospital room so ugly? Honestly?

Awww, the mayor! And she's wearing a skirt! AND HE HAS CHEESECAKE. I love him.

Faith is scared of Buffy? Huh?

Oh ew. Something is ripped open. Buffy's never seen anything like it, and now I have too, thanks.

Willow and Xander's outfits are horrible, but I think Willow's is worse.

I think Riley is insane.

Also, Buffy, your soulmate is Angel. Let's not forget.

Poor Faithy! wake up! I love her now. She's all cute and hospitalized.

Morning, Faith!

OMG, Faith is a badass, ripping out her IV. Also, what a terrifying hospital. Why is she walking around barefoot.Should she be able to walk?

LOL, she stole that girl's clothes. Hee.

... I really miss Angel. My stars.

Sunnydale High makes me so sad. Why won't people tear that shit down? Honestly. And now she's at Giles's! Oh no. Now I'm concerned. She should like Giles!

I think Faith needs hugs. Hee, her wacky English cousin.

Ohhhhhh hi Faith. That was scary.

She's so pretty!

Hee, Tara asking what 5 by 5 means. That was great.

LOL! I LOVE SPIKE EVER SO MUCH.

Man, Sunnydale's finest sure are a sad lot, aren't they?

Aww, a tape from the mayor. He is very cute. And Faith is very pretty. And what is that little doodad he left her?

I like that they keep talking about how Faith is criminally insane and oops. Bye, Mama Summers.

And really, Faith is totally right. She didn't call Mama Summers! Jesus.

BUFFY JUMPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW WHOA. I am impressed!

Oh no. Bad men and Giles! Noooo, bad. Who are they?

Also, long fight scenes are annoying. Although this one is vaguely reminiscent of the best girl fight ever... AND WHAT IS THAT THING? did they just switch souls? Uh oh. Oops.

And I am never ever going to finish this season. Sigh.

Comments

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

And as much as it kills me to say it, it's like Giles and Spike are the Rymon of Buffy. I hate myself.

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU. Quit your self-loathing! And seriously, Giles and Spike are so hilarious together that I cannot even handle it. I miss them being roomies! And now that line of Giles's about Spike licking him to death suddenly got really dirty. THANKS, MADI. THANKS.

And The I In Team and Goodbye Iowa are two of my least favourite episodes of season four, but then This Year's Girl is one of my favourites. And Who Are You! Who Are You is just one of my favourite Buffy episodes everrrr. And it's next! Yay!

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I haaaate myself, okay?

*sigh* I'm going, I'm going.

[blueanddollsome.livejournal.com]

These four episodes are awesome! (The fourth one being the second part of the Faith story. Wait 'till you watch it. It's amazing.)

I love how Buffy, like, expands Riley's mind and gets him to question things. And the part when Buffy tells Walsh she's about to find out what a Slayer is? SO COOL!

A lot of people don't like Adam as a villain, but I think he's great. He's hella creepy. And I love how excited he is about learning. It's great how he annouces "I've been thinking..." as though anything he thinks is bound to be stunningly important and life-altering. It's hillarious.

Faith seriously has one of the best arcs of any of the characters in BtVS or Ats. I love that they really take the time to explore how she thinks and how she experiences the world.

I also love Giles hanging out with Xander or Spike. It's so funny.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I did like how Buffy made Riley question. That was cool. Other than that, I am totally annoyed with this whole Iniative thing.

And Giles and anyone, really, makes me happy.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

Hi, don't finish the seasons too fast, because I left 6 and 7 at home.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

I am neveeeeer finishing season four, so don't worry.

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

Season 4 is like really, really, really not my favourite. LIke, if you take out the Spuffy stuff I really don't care for it. At all. And I don't like Riley, and I hate the Initiative and I don't like Adam...and just yeah. not my favorite.

Though it does have a few shining moments. But bleh.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Aside from those four episodes I loved, I'm not too thrilled.