" I could have danced all night with that one."

[sunshine_queen]

So I'm watching Buffy (finally, again) and poor Spike! He was in love with Dr "I Should Be Shot I'm so Annoying" Sydney from Grey's Anatomy, WHO SHOOTS HIM DOWN.

OMG DRU IS THAT YOU!?!?!?! DRU! DRUUUUUUU!

(And, er, there's something about Buffy losing her badass Slayerness and you know, whatev. I hope Spike kills Cecily.)

Aw, and Dru used the word efulgent like Spike did and how cute. They were adorable.

HA! Spike's face when Dru put on her game face. Like, "um. that's strange." And then him yelping "Ow!" Hee!

And what is with this 80s Rocker Vamp? Honestly.

(Soooo tonight's TV'll be awesome. The Day after Tomorrow at 5:30, then Drive at 8, then Brothers and Sisters. I'm totally excited. On the screen is Riley and the Scoobies and the Rocker Vamp but whatever. Also, backtracking Buffy was 100% Syd with the whole, wah wah, deaths aren't recorded because they're unseemly to write about. SHUT UP, BUFFY. They're painful for the Watchers to WRITE, you idiot.)

"I stabbed her and she was like 'aaaaaugh!'"

Poor Spike, he's so cute. And a baaaadass!

OMG ANGEL! ANGEL YOU'RE HERE TOO AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hee, Angel's a Pimp. And Angel's hair looks really stupid. Also, awesome, Spike's new accent. And Dru smiling happily.
"The king of Cups expects a picnic, *giggles* but it's not his biiiirthday!"
"Good point."

Man, I am totally excited by Angel. By seeing him I mean. I like to see him so much. I miss him on this show. Even though I don't always like him.

And ha. I love that he became obsessed with Slayers due to Angel. Ha.

Buffy's hair looks great.

Hiiii, Asian Buffy! I wish I could remember more of what the Boxer Rebellion was. Anyway, this Asian Buffy reminds me of of the swordsdude in the Indy movie, when Indy just shot the guy after he did all that fancy swordswork. Just kill him, Asian Buffy!

Oops. Bye, Asian Buffy.

*dies* He doesn't speak Chinese. Oh man. What a bastard. I <3 Spike.

Oh, guys, guys, weetabix is real! I just found out!

Hi Dru! You look good. Only a bit crazy. Also, mmmmm, Spike seductive. And then Dru was his for like, a hundred years. That's cute.

Ha. Angel is totally put out. Haa, Angel is bored by Rebellions. I heart this episode. I could do without the blood on Spike's face. Also, is that Darla?

Look at Spikey, all cocky and shit. I love him.

Maaaan, he owns. Buffy's teeth are all kinds of shiny white. Wow. Impressive.

RILEY OMG DON'T BE DUMB. Does Riley die? Do I really care? I might, I think.

Ha, he exploded them! Awesome!

I hope that Spike and Buffy make out. A lot. Also, Spike is 100% right, Buffy, shut up.


OMG BILLY IDOL SPIKE! I AM SO DELIGHTED. With her Foxy Brown hair! Oh man. And the Shaft-y music. Wow, she has some intense... boots? Pants? Something with lacing things up her legs. Pants, I guess. Ooh, disco shoes.

OMG DANCING. I love this episode.

And it's crazy windy outside.

Ha, Spike sounded like Jack Sparrow just there.

Uh oh, it's dark. How did they flip? Wow.

Wow, he just broke her neck. No sucking? come on, Spike.

And that's intense, all of them wanting a death wish. Wow. With a Rebel Yell, they cry more more more.

WHOA IS HE STEALING HER JACKET?!?!?!?!?

Fucking A. This is amazing.

Kissss her, Spike. Kissss her! Her lipstick is nice and her teeth are shiny! And her hair! KISS HER. Oh damn, he tried. Shoot. Knock it off, Buffy, just kiss him! Daaance with him.

Oh now, Buffy. You're just being nasty now. Saying JUST WHAT CECILY DID! Why is everyone mean to him?

OMG he sniffled! And now he's crying! Poor lamb! Aww, Spike baby! Everyone will miss you if you leave.

KILL HER, SPIKE!

(Ha, Harmony. She's cute too. "I'm trying to be supportive here...")

Harmony, your hair looks good too.

DRUUUUU! And her hair is all kinds of awesome too. I loved her and Spike together.

... That guy is oozing. Oh man.

Aww, Spike, you pushed Dru away with your Buffylove! That sucks.

Er, Mama Summers, where are you going? Why does Buffy not know beforehand. Ohhhh no, Mama Summers might die of the brain cancers. (I'm trying to care, really. Her hair has improved.) Aw, Buffy is teh sad. If Mama Summers dies and Buffy dies of the Spike, then what'll happen to little Dawn? At first I thought Giles and then I remembered Papa Summers.

Aw, Spike won't be able to do it. Wow, Sassy Gellar cries good. It was her birthday yesterday. Aw, Spike is too cute. He wants to help. Wow, Buffy looks suddenly horrified. She wants a huuuug! OMG ILU SPIKE! He's patting at her! This is too adorable. And it's like, the remix of the Buffy/Angel music.

Good episode, Whedonauts!




Man, this episode has Glory again. Shut up, Glory.

Hi, Mama Summers. It looks like she has a Livestrong bracelet. She's like a poor man's Susan Sarandon.

Awww, Dawny and generic soda. AND BUFFY'S HAIR. Awesome, guys.

Does Buffy even go to school anymore? Aw, "does the machine sort of look like a cat?" Poor little lamb, she's worried for her mama.

Awww, Tara dyed her hair. It looks like Willow hair. Also, Giles's Miss Calendar mugs.

"Am I right, Giles?"
"I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening."

OMG GILES LOVE. AND HI ANYA! Being so excited. She's adorable. She's growing as a person! How cute.

WOW. Tara looks awesomely better! Go you, Tara.

Whoa, this little dwarf is kind of adorable. "Shiny Special One." And Glory has like, a pimp pad. Awesome.

No, but it's a slingback, so ditch is. Poor Dreg, he's super cute. He's like the bad guy in Nocturne. I loved him.

Glory is kind of... too intense. Like, she's acting too intense. Also, her face bugs me. She wears rocking lipstick though.

Oh, Buffy theme music. I never tire of you. You fill me with almost the same amount of delight as the Alias theme music did, seasons 1-3. Stupidass changing.

Casa de summers. Riley wants in and the door is open, which is strange

OMG THE CREDITS SAID KEVIN WEISMAN. THAT'S MARSHALL. MARSHALL IS HERE!

I just rewound and SURE ENOUGH! MAAAAAAAAAARSHALL!

.... Ew, Spike, that's so stalkerish, sniffing Buffy's things.

*dies* This whole scene is hysterical. OMG HE STOLE BUFFY PANTIES.

And she HASN'T taken his name off the guest list! Awesome.

Ha, and Riley doesn't know about her "sickly mum." Oops. Ha, Spike sounds like a fajita skillet.

Sassy Gellar is all kinds of weensy.

OMG Mama Summers does have the cancers! Oh no!

Everything's in the books, Tara. What else could she be? Like a what?

Also, how weird was Tara's family with the whole demon thing? How weird they were.

"That Which Cannot Be Named"? Shut up.

AAAH, Glory scared me. Mm, Giles looks so nice in that oxford.

Dude, didn't Dawn bring a book or something? Or a CD player?

Oh no, he wants her to sit down. That's bad news. It's the cancers!

DUDE, no voice fading! Buffy, you need to listen! It's important! This doctor looks kind of like Principle Snyder.

Ha, still thinking cell phones could cause cancer. Hee. Way to bombard the girl with info.

Hi, male nurse! You're cute. Your name is also Ben.

Why do they have this plot line? This is so stupid. Ha, I think GO TO GILES and Buffy thought the same thing. Awesome. Aw, and lying to Dawny.

... Was Dreg Marshall? I bet he was.

Oops, Giles, selling those things together. No good.

OH MY GOD, is that Syd and SpyDaddy's Carousel? IT LOOKS LIKE IT! They already used the Alias church!

... Ew, Carousel rides for an hour? That's disgusting. How could you not puke?

Ha, allow my brain to go into this whole daydream where Nadia showed up like this and Vaughn got to be cute in a noncreepy way to young Nadia.

HA, nice, Dawn. She means well, too.

Tara should dye her eyebrows too.

Ohhhh, Anya's getting the clues. I heart her.

*DIES* "Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers."
"... Great Thank you very much for those nightmares."

Ha, Sunnydale Zoo. That didn't look the high school stock shot colored in or anything.

Shut up, Glory. I am so over her.

Oh, Dreg is totally Marshall! How cute!

Hey, doesn't Buffy have that stabwound still? Or is she a magic healer like Vaughn?

Oooooh my god, big snake.

Glory's eyes are wideset. I am not a fan. Noooo! Not Dawn! Dammit. I don't think it likes you, Glory.

*dies* Giles has whale music. Oh man.

Also, Giles looks damn good.

Hi Jesus!

Hee, this snake thing is super funny looking. Hee, not mayor-big. I miss Faith. Wow. I can't believe I do.

Riley, why are you drinking alone? Get over yourself. Poor Dawny.

And I kind of approve of Mama Summer's hair. And her reaction. And who is this CHICK WITH RILEY OMG. RIIIIIILEY!

HA. Hello, vamp.

WAIT WHAT!?!?

HE WANTS TO BECOME A VAMP?

FOR BUFFY?!

Oh, did he decide against it? Good. He staked her. What an idiot boy. I'm annoted with him.

Awww, the carousel. Dawn's been there.

I like Dawn's lipstick too. How old is she again? Like, my sister's age, fourteen? Huh. Anya, tone down the curls. HI miss Calendar's mugs!

AND OMG SNAKE THING.

DAWN MOVE! JESUS CHRIST. Haa! Ha, it ran off when she screamed! That was awesome.

CYNTHIA! YAY CYNTHIA! The ultimate driving machine!

Also, ha, Glory is obsessed with shoes. That's funny. AND STOP HURTING MARSHALL!

SHUT UP, GLORY. YOU ARE FAR TOO SELF-IMPORTANT.

Get 'im, Cynthia! Or just Buffy. Don't hurt Cynthia.

Ride 'im, cowgirl! Yeehaw! Ha, and now he looks like Jabba dying. Good one, Buffy.

OH MY GOD HE CAME BACK TO LIFE! The hell? Also, ew, he is all kinds of gross.

Glory has some nice digs, man. And what's with the drapey shirts Buffy keeps wearing? They're not flattering.

Also, Riley, shut up. Just because she didn't want to break down doesn't mean she doesn't love you. Then was not the opportune time.

Comments

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Yaaay, Fool for Love! That's one of my favourite episodes ever. Everything about it is so great. And yes, that was Darla! And they did a parallel flashback-y episode over on Angel that same week, so you get to see everything that's going on with Angel and Darla during that same time, and OH GOD IT'S AWESOME. Surely you'll have to cave and watch Angel someday, right? Because Angel/Darla = SO MUCH ANGST-RIDDEN AWESOME I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF.

If you don't cry when Joyce dies, I seriously have no idea what I'm going to do with you. It is perhaps the single most devastating episode of television to exist. Ever.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

... Um. Giles going up to see Miss Calendar's body?

Also, I doubt I'll cave. Maybe I'll get bored and watch it, but I doubt I'll be all, OMG MUST WATCH ANGELLLL.