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[sunshine_queen]

Things I Never Expected to Hear Victor Garber Say, But I Now Have, Thanks to the Glory of Danielle Steel

- make love
- breast
- manure
- dairy farm

Comments

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe I'm going to end up buying this damn audiobook. Just because you posted this. Totally.

Which one?

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

OMG, do not buy it. Rent it from the library or something or get it off ebay or something cause it is godawful. I mean, it's Danielle Steel, which gives you certain expectations, but I've read two DS novels when I was younger after seeing the movies (dooon't judge, I was young, and they were kind of... awesome in this historical way,) listening to one as a joke coming home from school in the car with my mother, saw Zoya on TV and recorded it because it is Jen Garner's first onscreen credit EVER (and she is a joy) and this is hands down the WORST of ANY DS EVER. EVERRRRR.

And? Sometimes listening to Victor say some of it is downright disturbing. Especially the one vaguely smutty sex scene that I had to listen to my beloved SpyDaddy read while in the car with my father, my little sister and my mother. Yuuuck.

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

He reads a smutty sex scene? IT WILL BE MINE. Which one is it?

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

He starts it. Danielle usually fades right out, but for this one there was fondling and bodies becoming one and... *SHUDDER*

It's "Five Days in Paris." I feel like, dirty telling you this.

[allthingsholy.livejournal.com]

...

And now I must listen to this. Excellent.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

It huuuuurts your ears and your heart.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the heck you're talking about.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

Victor Garber is reading the book on tape we were listening to in the car.

[snapplesons.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I see. That's cool.

[offtheplane.livejournal.com]

That is AWESOME. I hope there are audio clips of this somewhere, because OMG SPYDADDYYYYYYYY.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

You guys all think I'm joking! It's horrible and freakish and not of the lord!

(In a great way, of course)