sunshine_queen | Dear Coop, <3 Us

Me: I HEART MY COOP

Hannah: Me too!

Hannah: We should send letters or something...filled with shiny heart confetti

Me: my god yes

Me: and brightly colored envelopes

Hannah: Yes!

Hannah: *bounce*

Me: and we can sign it with <3s

Hannah: <3 Hannah :-)

Hannah: Dear Coop,

I love you a lot. A lot a lot. And I miss you on Alias. I really wish you would come back and get naked more.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: I love you SO MUCH. A lot more than Hannah. I wish you would come back to Alias because I love you. And I wish you would get naked on Alias, just not with Syd. And go on many fun missions. And use your accents. Because I love you.

Me: <3,

Me: Madi.

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Me: I am a dirty liar.

Hannah: There's no way Madi loves you as much as I do. Because it's impossible. Just totally impossible. And I hope you come back to Alias and get naked WITH Syd. Which is a whole lot more fun than without her. See, I do love you more.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah.

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: Hannah is a damn dirty liar.

Me: I loved you waaaaaay before she did. In fact, she loves that cocky British son of a bitch more than she loves you.

Me: And I say you can get naked with whomever you want, except Syd, 'cause now she's with Vaughn.

Me: But naked is good.

Me: <3,

Me: Madi

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Hannah received C:\My Shared Folder\Bree Sharp-David Duchovny.mp3.

Me: YAY!

Hannah: I don't lie. I do love you more than Madi. And I don't actually love Sark more than I love Will. It's a different love. And I certainly don't love David more than you.

Hannah: And you can get naked with Syd and do that whole naked-in-bed-with-friend cuddling thing.

Hannah: Even though she is with Vaughn.

Hannah: You're so much nicer and cuter anyway.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: *jaw drops*

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: I have your best interests at heart, much more so than Hannah.

Me: Because Hannah wants you to get naked with Syd, either in sex or in platonic cuddling.

Me: I say, nein, Will, nein! Because then that'd lead to badness. SpyDaddy don't like it when boys compromise his baby. And I don't think Vaughn'll be too nice to those who screw his girl after he wasn't able to for so long.

Me: And while Will is nicer than Vaughn, Syd loves him. She loves Will too. I love Will. Not Sark. Sark beat Will up.

Me: In conclusion, I love you way more.

Me: <3,

Me: Madi/

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Hannah: I feel that we both know that getting naked with Syd, either platonically or romantically, is much nicer than getting naked without her.

Hannah: Proving I love you more.

Hannah: And SpyDaddy would like you more than Vaughn, because Vaughn really really hurt Syd's feelings.

Hannah: And SpyDaddy really likes people that make Syd laugh. And you did.

Hannah: And Madi does love Sark.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: I feel that while Will might like getting naked with Syd, he also knows that getting naked with anyone is fun. I mean, Will had fun with Jenny. What Will needs is a nice girl who isn't using him because she's lonely and her old boyfriend is married and the true love of her life, one Simon Walker, is dead as a doornail and a bad guy to boot. Getting naked with Syd was cruel and unusual after the initial pleasure. Which proves I love you more, 'cause I worry about the emotional repurcussions on your psyche.

Me: SpyDaddy actually wouldn't like you more for the fact that you have slept with his daughter. SpyDaddy will never like any guy who touches Sydney. Ever. At all. Because she is his Baby.

Me: SpyDaddy really likes people that make Syd happy overall. Because he loves Syd.

Me: And I do like Sark, occasionally. But not when he's being mean to you. Not like Hannah, who likes him always and forever.

Me: <3

Me: Madi/

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Hannah: I feel that Madi makes a most excellent point.

Hannah: And instead of getting naked with Syd I propose you have a talk with JJ about writing in a new character. Young, auburn haired, freckles, cute as a button, and from Louisiana as your new love interest. That way you get lots of naked, loving, and fun conversations without the inevitable death that comes from sleeping with Syd. Write back ASAP and let me know if this works.

Hannah: Also, SPyDaddy WOULD like you more. Because you're super-cool. Much cooler than Vaughn.

Hannah: And I don't always love Sark. I just will love him forever. Huge difference.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: Hannah makes a wonderfully eloquent point with her idea of asking JJ to write in a new character for your love interest.

Me: However, the idea of using a brunette southern girl might not work.

Me: As we all know, Jennifer Garner is a young, brunette, freckled, cute-as-a-button southerner.

Me: Hence, having another character with those same characteristics would be confusing.

Me: However, having a dark-blonde, green-eyed, pale, freckle-less girl from Miami without any accent at all would ensure plenty of naked lovin'

Me: ' and fun times.

Me: If you have any questions on my availablity, please don't hesitate to write.

Me: SpyDaddy might like you better than Vaughn, only because (A) You've never broken Syd's heart, she's broken yours and (B) He doesn't know you've slept with her.

Me: And I love you to death because you're cute and really funny and watch old movies and eat chocolate ice cream.

Me: And I only like Sark every so often. Loving him forever is crazy.

Me: <3

Me: Madi

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Hannah: The character I suggest is better because of the fact that she is vaguely Syd-like. And we already know Will loves Syd. So it's a natural progression to someone similar.

Hannah: And while sure, the blonde Miami girl sounds supercool, I know that you would much rather have me...I mean my character as a love interest.

Hannah: Also, never tell SpyDaddy you slept with Syd. He'll kill you dead.

Hannah: Just ask poor Simon.

Me: (*dies*)

Hannah: I love you to death because you're adorable and funny and even make a sunburn look good.

Hannah: Loving sark forever isn't hard, since he's only recurring now.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: While having a character extremely, Mary Sueishly (yet darlingly) similar to Syd is appealing because he loves Syd so much, I think it's cruel to bait Will with such a love interest because he was burnt so bad by Syd. Hence, having a more diverse base for Will would be more palatable to his broken heart.

Me: I agree completely with Hannah on not telling SpyDaddy that you had any sexual contact whatsoever with his precious Baby. He would most definitely not hesistate in hurting you mighty badly. And you are too cute to die.

Me: Just like Simon.

Me: Who died for love.

Me: Which is such a waste of beautifulness.

Me: Just like you would be.

Me: I love you to death for too many reasons, some of which being you were once an award-winning reporter, you're witty, you're darling, and I miss you very, very much.

Me: Loving Sark forever is dumb. He sleeps with bad guys.

Me: <3

Me: Madi

Hannah: Dear Coop,

Hannah: Madi again makes a most excellent arguement on the love interest debate.

Hannah: But I would like to point out that she loves Simon more than she loves you.

Hannah: Proving that I, in fact, love you way more.

Hannah: I have a very long list of stalker-ish reasons for loving you, but they are quite terrifying so I shall only list one. YOu have a really cute ass.

Hannah: Loving Sark forever is just as dumb as loving you forever because you also slept with a badguy. So Madi is calling you dumb. Also proving how much more I love you.

Hannah: <3

Hannah: Hannah

Me: Dear Coop,

Me: While I do love Simon more than anyone, you mustn't take it to heart. I love Simon more than anyone in general, including but not limited to my parents and my friends, Hannah included.

Me: And while I might love Simon more than I love you, might I point out that Hannah loves Sark far more than she loves you?

Me: And Hannah makes an excellent point in saying you have a nice ass. You really do. But I love you for more than just your physical assets. I love you because you're witty, amusing and really, really sweet.

Me: While Hannah tried to make it seem like she loves you more, she is wrong. When you slept with a badguy (Not! Francie), you didn't know you were sleeping with a badguy. You thought you were sleeping with your best friend and love interest (the other one) Francie.

Me: Unlike Sark, who sleeps with any and all cheap and evil girls.

Me: Which shows that Hannah likes manwhores and I like... you.

Me: <3

Me: Madi

Hannah: (LMAO! OMG! *is dying*)[

Me: (let's stop)

Hannah: Okay

Me: (my mom's like, madi, stop LAUGHING SO DAMN LOUD)

Me: I'm so LJing that

Hannah: LMAO!

Hannah: Yes!

Hannah: Please!