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Apr. 10th, 2009 03:13 pmI am ten minutes into Dances with Wolves. It is predictably epic and awesome. I think my problem, despite the fact that Mary McDonnell is not yet around, is that Kevin Costner seems like a tool of epic proportion.
Me: HOW IS NO ONE HITTING COSTNER? THIS IS BANANAS
Hannah: COSTNER IS BIGGER THAN BULLETS OR ARROWS OR WHATEVER.
Now there is a voice over! This is so awesome.
"How did you spend your Good Friday, Madi?" "Heckling epic Westerns. It's totally what Jesus would've wanted."
(Everyone in this movie is a queen. This is so awesome. AWESOME!)
Me: HOW IS NO ONE HITTING COSTNER? THIS IS BANANAS
Hannah: COSTNER IS BIGGER THAN BULLETS OR ARROWS OR WHATEVER.
Now there is a voice over! This is so awesome.
"How did you spend your Good Friday, Madi?" "Heckling epic Westerns. It's totally what Jesus would've wanted."
(Everyone in this movie is a queen. This is so awesome. AWESOME!)