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dollsome, reason #137169172 you should watch BSG.
Me: i should not be left alone with my brain
Hannah: why's that?
Me: because i just got out of the shower and thought of Lee and Kara sitting on the couch, and Papadama saying "I'm going to tell you the real story of how I met your stepmother."
Hannah: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah: brb dying
Me: what. is. wrong. with. ME.
Me: and Lee's all, WE WERE THERE, DAD.
Hannah: You're obsessed babydoll
Me: i need help.
Hannah: It's quite possible
Me: but seriously, it's funny, right?
Me: BA BA BA BA BA
Me: BA BA BA
Me: BA
Me: BA BA
Me: BA BA BA BA
Me: BA BA BA BA BA
Hannah: Lee and Helo?
Hannah: ....
Hannah: wait
Hannah: omg.
Hannah: are Tigh and Mrs Tigh Marshall and Lilypad?
Hannah: is Zarek Barney?
Me: oh. OH MY GOD YES THEY SO ARE.
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL YES
Hannah: am I egging this on to our detriment?
Me: YES YOU ARE
Hannah: Bwahahah
Me: oh my god, ellen is so lily. she loves clothes
Hannah: does Tigh love graphs?
Me: he does now.
Me: a bar graph of my favorite pies
Me: and a pie graph of my favorite bars!
Hannah: LOLOLOL
Hannah: god
Hannah: Now I'm imagining tigh like going up to Lee
Hannah: and Lee spouting some bullshit
Hannah: and tigh being like "LAWYERED"
Hannah: ...or
Me: TOTALLY.
Hannah: "COLONELED"
Me: (and ted and robin salute)
Hannah: LOL, yes
Me: LOLOLOL tigh and ellen when they're old
Me: and tigh opens the death letter
Me: and ellen is like YOU CHEATER
Hannah: "I'm not scared of Cylons, I just think we should all be cautious"
Me: LOL!!!!!!
Hannah: YOU ARE WELCOME
Me: trick question, Saul's never been to the pacific northwest
Me: also, you so know Zarek loves magic tricks.
Hannah: Why is it that Tigh as Marshall is like my favourite thing in the world?
Me: BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.
Me: though i won't lie, i don't think i can tolerate the idea of Lauroslin as Robin. Or, for that matter, Papadama as Ted.
Hannah: But Robin isn't the mother!
Hannah: or the stepmother
Me: (although, lol, it's not Galactica, it's Galactica. OH DOUCHEBAG TED.)
Hannah: (omg....don'tttttt, I'll start wanting to Papadamaize Ted quotes)
Me: (please, oh i beg you, please do so.)
Me: my parents live on caprica, i live in the moment.
Me: but then who is Robin? Helena Cain? OH THIS IS SLIGHTLY MAGICAL.
Hannah: Oh my godddd
Hannah: How is this the best ever?
Hannah: HOW?
Me: this is 100% the best ever. PLEASE PAPADAMIZE TED QUOTES.
Hannah: I CAN'T THINK OF ANY TED QUOTES. I DON'T LIKE HIM
Me: wait. WAIT.
Me: HANNAH.
Me: PAPADAMA. AND TIGH.
Me: AND THE FIEROASCO.
Hannah: ooooooooooomg
Me: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
Hannah: TIGH BEING FREAKISHLY GOOD AT GAMES
Hannah: ALSO DELIGHTS ME
Me: zitch dog!
Me: man, ellen must hate the no food in tigh's ride deal
Me: because she's drunk all the time
Hannah: lmao
Hannah: she threw up in there once when she was hungover
Hannah: and freaked out
Me: LOL, and she and helena had to break the window
Hannah: Helena is kind of the perfect Robin
Me: because she's uber bitch?
Hannah: ...yes?
Me: totes
Me: i feel like we're neglecting tom zarek's shenanigans
Me: as barney
Me: he would totally dress up as a lesbian to try to nail one
Hannah: Would he ever
Hannah: I want Gaius to be that replacement bro
Hannah: that got a nosebleed whenever he had an erection
Me: LOL!
Me: LOL, wait, i want gaius to be zarek's brother
Me: ... hee, tigh and zarek, "conference call"
Hannah: LOLOL
Hannah: seriously.
Hannah: madeline
Hannah: god bless you for having an insane brain
Me: IT IS OUT OF CONTROL, NO? but seriously, bsg, in addition to being legitimately good, has brought the same joy to my life that twilight in all its heinous glory did
ETA:
Me: can i just say that i want to quote our early conversation back at you
Me: specifically, tigh being freakishly good at games? because i'm picturing them playing zitch dog as they travel the universe and i am cracking up
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: zitch bot
Me: zitchlon
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: "They look just like us."
Hannah: "That's why it's a game."
Me: LOL!
Me: oh my god
Me: "Okay, ready, one two-"
"Zitchlon"
"I didn't know we had started yet!"
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: and what no one realises
Hannah: is taht Tigh is so good at it
Hannah: because he is one.
Me: TRUE. STORY.
Hannah: and then Bill gets really upset because that's basically cheating.
Me: LOL, i was going to say
Me: that's what Bill was really pissed about
Me: when he found out the truth
Hannah: And if Bill is steadfast about one thing, it's about honesty.
Me: he was like, FUCKING TIGH AND HIS CHEATING WAYS.
Hannah: and fairness
Hannah: HE DIDN'T JUST CHEAT ON HIS WIFE.
Hannah: HE CHEATED AT ZITCHLON.
Me: AND HE CHEATED ON US HUMANS.
Me: And Tigh's like, I DIDN'T KNOW. SLASH I WAS HELPING.
Hannah: Here's a graph of all the times I HELPED US OUT with all the times I DIDN'T HELP AT ALL.
Me: L! O! L!
Me: If you'll see the trend...
Me: "Have a chart about my patience for graphs? Cause it's a declining trend, Colonel."
And Tigh's like, I really don't like your girlfriend, Bill. INTERVENTION.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: Oh God. This is seriously so epically delightful.
Me: ... hold on. they hold their interventions in the CIC.
Me: and the banner is over the console where they show the ships and stuff
Me: so Bill walks in and he's like, I THOUGHT WE HAD AN INTERVENTION ABOUT INTERVENTIONS, also, that shit's not safe, guys.
Hannah: LMAO!!!
Hannah: Oh God
Hannah: now I want to figure out the interventions they had
Me: Ellen's slutty clothes.
Me: Tigh's exaggerated accent.
Me: ... Tom Zarek's magic tricks.
Hannah: ELLEN'S SLUTTY CLOTHES.
Hannah: omg.
Me: 'Dear Ellen. We really think you need to stop wearing outfits that are more befitting to a woman half your age. Both the age that you are, and the age you claim to be."
Me: "Dear Ellen. When you wear frak me pumps, it seems more like a threat than a promise. And it's scaring the crew."
Me: "Dear Ellen. I love you, but... give it a rest, eh?"
Hannah: LOLOL
Hannah: "Dear Zarek, first of all, I don't really trust you, but I really don't trust you when you pull a frakkin' dove out of your sleeve."
Me: LOL, in my mind, Gaius is also Simon. MUUUUURDER ALL ABOARD THE MURDER TRAAAAIN.
Hannah: Hahahahahaha
Me: this is like my favorite thing... ever.
Hannah: I don't blame you a bit
Hannah: I don't even watch the show anymore and I think it's super delightful
dollsome, reason #137169172 you should watch BSG.Me: i should not be left alone with my brain
Hannah: why's that?
Me: because i just got out of the shower and thought of Lee and Kara sitting on the couch, and Papadama saying "I'm going to tell you the real story of how I met your stepmother."
Hannah: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah: brb dying
Me: what. is. wrong. with. ME.
Me: and Lee's all, WE WERE THERE, DAD.
Hannah: You're obsessed babydoll
Me: i need help.
Hannah: It's quite possible
Me: but seriously, it's funny, right?
Me: BA BA BA BA BA
Me: BA BA BA
Me: BA
Me: BA BA
Me: BA BA BA BA
Me: BA BA BA BA BA
Hannah: Lee and Helo?
Hannah: ....
Hannah: wait
Hannah: omg.
Hannah: are Tigh and Mrs Tigh Marshall and Lilypad?
Hannah: is Zarek Barney?
Me: oh. OH MY GOD YES THEY SO ARE.
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL YES
Hannah: am I egging this on to our detriment?
Me: YES YOU ARE
Hannah: Bwahahah
Me: oh my god, ellen is so lily. she loves clothes
Hannah: does Tigh love graphs?
Me: he does now.
Me: a bar graph of my favorite pies
Me: and a pie graph of my favorite bars!
Hannah: LOLOLOL
Hannah: god
Hannah: Now I'm imagining tigh like going up to Lee
Hannah: and Lee spouting some bullshit
Hannah: and tigh being like "LAWYERED"
Hannah: ...or
Me: TOTALLY.
Hannah: "COLONELED"
Me: (and ted and robin salute)
Hannah: LOL, yes
Me: LOLOLOL tigh and ellen when they're old
Me: and tigh opens the death letter
Me: and ellen is like YOU CHEATER
Hannah: "I'm not scared of Cylons, I just think we should all be cautious"
Me: LOL!!!!!!
Hannah: YOU ARE WELCOME
Me: trick question, Saul's never been to the pacific northwest
Me: also, you so know Zarek loves magic tricks.
Hannah: Why is it that Tigh as Marshall is like my favourite thing in the world?
Me: BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING.
Me: though i won't lie, i don't think i can tolerate the idea of Lauroslin as Robin. Or, for that matter, Papadama as Ted.
Hannah: But Robin isn't the mother!
Hannah: or the stepmother
Me: (although, lol, it's not Galactica, it's Galactica. OH DOUCHEBAG TED.)
Hannah: (omg....don'tttttt, I'll start wanting to Papadamaize Ted quotes)
Me: (please, oh i beg you, please do so.)
Me: my parents live on caprica, i live in the moment.
Me: but then who is Robin? Helena Cain? OH THIS IS SLIGHTLY MAGICAL.
Hannah: Oh my godddd
Hannah: How is this the best ever?
Hannah: HOW?
Me: this is 100% the best ever. PLEASE PAPADAMIZE TED QUOTES.
Hannah: I CAN'T THINK OF ANY TED QUOTES. I DON'T LIKE HIM
Me: wait. WAIT.
Me: HANNAH.
Me: PAPADAMA. AND TIGH.
Me: AND THE FIEROASCO.
Hannah: ooooooooooomg
Me: AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
Hannah: TIGH BEING FREAKISHLY GOOD AT GAMES
Hannah: ALSO DELIGHTS ME
Me: zitch dog!
Me: man, ellen must hate the no food in tigh's ride deal
Me: because she's drunk all the time
Hannah: lmao
Hannah: she threw up in there once when she was hungover
Hannah: and freaked out
Me: LOL, and she and helena had to break the window
Hannah: Helena is kind of the perfect Robin
Me: because she's uber bitch?
Hannah: ...yes?
Me: totes
Me: i feel like we're neglecting tom zarek's shenanigans
Me: as barney
Me: he would totally dress up as a lesbian to try to nail one
Hannah: Would he ever
Hannah: I want Gaius to be that replacement bro
Hannah: that got a nosebleed whenever he had an erection
Me: LOL!
Me: LOL, wait, i want gaius to be zarek's brother
Me: ... hee, tigh and zarek, "conference call"
Hannah: LOLOL
Hannah: seriously.
Hannah: madeline
Hannah: god bless you for having an insane brain
Me: IT IS OUT OF CONTROL, NO? but seriously, bsg, in addition to being legitimately good, has brought the same joy to my life that twilight in all its heinous glory did
ETA:
Me: can i just say that i want to quote our early conversation back at you
Me: specifically, tigh being freakishly good at games? because i'm picturing them playing zitch dog as they travel the universe and i am cracking up
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: zitch bot
Me: zitchlon
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: "They look just like us."
Hannah: "That's why it's a game."
Me: LOL!
Me: oh my god
Me: "Okay, ready, one two-"
"Zitchlon"
"I didn't know we had started yet!"
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: and what no one realises
Hannah: is taht Tigh is so good at it
Hannah: because he is one.
Me: TRUE. STORY.
Hannah: and then Bill gets really upset because that's basically cheating.
Me: LOL, i was going to say
Me: that's what Bill was really pissed about
Me: when he found out the truth
Hannah: And if Bill is steadfast about one thing, it's about honesty.
Me: he was like, FUCKING TIGH AND HIS CHEATING WAYS.
Hannah: and fairness
Hannah: HE DIDN'T JUST CHEAT ON HIS WIFE.
Hannah: HE CHEATED AT ZITCHLON.
Me: AND HE CHEATED ON US HUMANS.
Me: And Tigh's like, I DIDN'T KNOW. SLASH I WAS HELPING.
Hannah: Here's a graph of all the times I HELPED US OUT with all the times I DIDN'T HELP AT ALL.
Me: L! O! L!
Me: If you'll see the trend...
Me: "Have a chart about my patience for graphs? Cause it's a declining trend, Colonel."
And Tigh's like, I really don't like your girlfriend, Bill. INTERVENTION.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: Oh God. This is seriously so epically delightful.
Me: ... hold on. they hold their interventions in the CIC.
Me: and the banner is over the console where they show the ships and stuff
Me: so Bill walks in and he's like, I THOUGHT WE HAD AN INTERVENTION ABOUT INTERVENTIONS, also, that shit's not safe, guys.
Hannah: LMAO!!!
Hannah: Oh God
Hannah: now I want to figure out the interventions they had
Me: Ellen's slutty clothes.
Me: Tigh's exaggerated accent.
Me: ... Tom Zarek's magic tricks.
Hannah: ELLEN'S SLUTTY CLOTHES.
Hannah: omg.
Me: 'Dear Ellen. We really think you need to stop wearing outfits that are more befitting to a woman half your age. Both the age that you are, and the age you claim to be."
Me: "Dear Ellen. When you wear frak me pumps, it seems more like a threat than a promise. And it's scaring the crew."
Me: "Dear Ellen. I love you, but... give it a rest, eh?"
Hannah: LOLOL
Hannah: "Dear Zarek, first of all, I don't really trust you, but I really don't trust you when you pull a frakkin' dove out of your sleeve."
Me: LOL, in my mind, Gaius is also Simon. MUUUUURDER ALL ABOARD THE MURDER TRAAAAIN.
Hannah: Hahahahahaha
Me: this is like my favorite thing... ever.
Hannah: I don't blame you a bit
Hannah: I don't even watch the show anymore and I think it's super delightful
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Date: 2009-05-25 03:28 am (UTC)(Although seriously, Nita. You need to watch this show. Your life would be so enriched by it. I will hook you up! I will! Just give it a try!)