sunshine_queen | Entries tagged with snark

Soo... I watched the Genius Club and, well. I watched it so that you didn't have to. You're welcome!

( I don't think God will be mad at me for finding this movie hilarious. At least, I hope not. )

Current Mood: amused

Hey

dollsome, reason #137169172 you should watch BSG.

Me: i should not be left alone with my brain
Hannah: why's that?
Me: because i just got out of the shower and thought of Lee and Kara sitting on the couch, and Papadama saying "I'm going to tell you the real story of how I met your stepmother."
Hannah: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah: brb dying

( Tigh is Marshall. Ellen is Lily. And yes, Tom Zarek is Barney. )

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Location: my apt

So, I think the problem with Growing Up Cullen is that it warped my mind so entirely. Nothing is safe now, from my mockery, and my specific way of mocking things, which is... to turn everyone ridiculous. AND BASICALLY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON BOARD WITH THIS. Everyone goes along! Stop encouraging me, people!

So, for your reading pleasure, we've got... well. BSG. With Clueless, She's All That, and Mean Girls. Because Lauroslin, she is the HBIC. All because I found this quote in a fic and it created these magic visions and... yeah.

( HELL NO, I DID NOT LEAVE NEW CAPRICA FOR THIS. )

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: my apt

( The conversation about Carla Bruni being a Cylon continues, this time with Yubs, but still in French )

Current Mood: hot
Current Location: my apt

My love for Melissa knows no bounds.

( In which Miss and I discuss, in French, how Carla Bruni looks like a Cylon, and thus so is Sarkozy, and France is doomed. )

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: my apt

Sci-Fi reran a bunch of BSG episodes, and since I am home, I got to enjoy it as they were meant to be enjoyed: on a bigass screen in high def. As such, I got snarky. I'm bored, man. And full of snark.

( MUTINY! )

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: home

Yubs and I have too much fun.

( In here: Helo love, Papadama collecting kids, the real reason Gaeta lost his shit, and Lee's awesome wedding )

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: my apt

Me: sidebar
Me: do you know what gift Lee Adama thinks is the best?
Hannah: no
Me: (wait for it)
Me: his dick in a box.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: omg.
Me: is it not so true?
Me: Dee marries him, and he's all, baby, I got you something.
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: omg.
Hannah: Madeline.
Hannah: ew
Me: CHRISTMAS. (dick in a box)
Me: KWANZAA (dick in a box)
Me: COLONIAL DAY (dick in a box)
Me: every single holiday a dick in a box
Me: alive after cylon attack a dick in a box
Hannah: I somehow do not doubt it.
Me: getting off of kobol it's a dick in a box
Me: finding a new earth to live on a dick in a boooooox
Hannah: and on that incredibly, INCREDIBLY disturbing note
Me: bedtime!
Hannah: I have to go to bed. So I can wake up at 7:30
Hannah: and I swear to God
Hannah: if I dream of Lee Adama's dick in a box
Hannah: I'm never forgiving you ever
Me: i have to go to bed so i can get up at 9:30
Me: LOL!
Me: best gift ever, don't lie.

Current Mood: amused
Current Location: my apt

So, Hannah returns on AIM from taking a shower, and we’re talking about how awesome being clean is, which led to the awesome discussion EVER.

( Meager Rations, Fat Lee? )

ETA: This post has been improved by Fat Lee.

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: home

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Alas, despair! Alas, misery!

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Lee totally had the best wedding ever!!!

And Hannah continues to be awesome...

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