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[sunshine_queen]

So, I think the problem with Growing Up Cullen is that it warped my mind so entirely. Nothing is safe now, from my mockery, and my specific way of mocking things, which is... to turn everyone ridiculous. AND BASICALLY ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON BOARD WITH THIS. Everyone goes along! Stop encouraging me, people!

So, for your reading pleasure, we've got... well. BSG. With Clueless, She's All That, and Mean Girls. Because Lauroslin, she is the HBIC. All because I found this quote in a fic and it created these magic visions and... yeah.




Me: Hmm … interesting. I’d heard the rumors, of course. Who hadn’t? Everyone gossiped about Adama and Roslin being hot for each other. In the great high school that was the Colonial Fleet they were the Prom King and Queen – everybody was speculating about their private business.
Me: i think that is my new favorite mental image.
Hannah: LMAO!!
Hannah: oh my god.
Hannah: HIGH SCHOOL AU
Hannah: someone get on that
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Me: AND TOM ZAREK IS THE BAD BOY LAUROSLIN USED TO DATE
Hannah: OMG YESSSSS
Hannah: LAUROSLIN IS CAPTAIN OF THE DEBATE TEAM
Me: OH YOU KNOW IT. AND QUITE POSSIBLY HEAD CHEERLEADER AS WELL.
Me: BEAUTY AND BRAINS.
Hannah: AND STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!!!
Me: OMG YES
Me: MEANWHILE
Hannah: HBIC OF GALACTICA HIGH
Me: PAPADAMA, CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND THE ROTC
Me: ... oh em gee, please, please picture Lauroslin as, in this order: Cher, Taylor Vaughn and Regina George.
Me: PLEASE.
Hannah: OMG.
Hannah: SHE IS.
Me: OH I KNOW.
Me: SEE, PAPADAMA'S NOT FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS. BUT HE'S NOT ONE OF THE BALDWINS
Me: AKA, NOT FROM THE ACCEPTABLE POOL OF HIGH SCHOOL BOYS, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DATE A HIGH SCHOOL BOY. IT'S A PERSONAL CHOICE EVERY WOMAN HAS TO MAKE FOR HERSELF.
Hannah: omg. MADELINE
Hannah: WHY DOESN'T THIS EXIST??
Me: I DON'T KNOW.
Me: ... PAPADAMA IS JOSH.
Hannah: HE IS.
Me: JOSH!!!!
Hannah: HE SO MUCH IS
Me: OH I SO TOTALLY KNOW
Me: HE JUST WANTS TO HELP THE GALAXY AND ALL
Me: ... does this make tom zarek christian!?!
Me: or, or! does it make him elton!
Hannah: ELTON
Hannah: HE'S ELTON
Me: I CANNOT DECIDE WHICH IS BETTER
Me: ROLLING WITH THE HOMIES
Hannah: Maaaaaadeline
Hannah: pleeeease write it?
Me: i can't physically read the rest of that, it's so bad, but the images we have created were worth it
Hannah: like you wrote Laura Rocks!
Me: OH SHUT UP
Me: YOU GOT THAT
Hannah: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
Me: NO!
Me: (if only because I can't figure out what I'd do with the Saur and Thracerbelle)
Hannah: (damn. )
Me: (they couldn't exist!)
Hannah: (I knooooow. Unless they were Tai and Travis. But...that would mean Thracer and Zarek)
Me: (LOLOLOLOLOLOL. "Don't slackers prefer that grassy knoll over there?" and Leemosaur sadly lopes over)
Hannah: (LMAO. yessssssssssss.)
Hannah: (but wait, who would Dee be?)
Hannah: (...other than Dee.)
Me: (... dee-onne?)
Me: (or Amber, but that's sad)
Me: (LOLOLOLOL CAN TIGH AND ELLEN BE MR HALL AND MS GEIST?!)
Hannah: (ALWAYS AND FOREVER)
Me: (YESSSSSSSSSS)
Me: WAIT. WAIT. WHO IS MURRAY?!
Hannah: ...Helo?
Me: I thought that, but then we have to make Sharon II part of Lauroslin's ~*~entourage~*~
Me: "I'm keepin' it real! I'm keepin' it real."
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: man. it is STILL a delightful idea
Me: I KNOW.
Me: "Besides, not to be a bitch, but who's going to beat Laura Roslin?"
"Gods, I hope that's not your acceptance speech."
Me: "I LIKE, INVENTED HER."
Hannah: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: this gets more and more magical
Hannah: it really does
Me: and cottle! oh my god! he's like, don't have sex! if you have sex, you will get chlamydia and die
Hannah: SHUT UP
Me: ... you know why Lauroslin's hair is so big?
Me: IT'S BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF SECRETS
Me: although in this scenario, making Tigh Mr Duvall wins all. "HELL NO, I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTH SIDE FOR THIS"
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: HELL NO, I DID NOT LEAVE NEW CAPRICA FOR THIS.
Me: LOLOLOL
Me: oh my god. do you know who we have totally and depressingly neglected?
Hannah: who?
Me: gaius baltar and red.
Hannah: omg. TRUE
Me: i feel like Red should totally be part of Lauroslin's entourage. LIKE I FEEL SHE SHOULD BE GRETCHEN WIENERS.
Me: AND ALSO, GAIUS SHOULD BE KEVIN GNAPOOR.
Hannah: I WAS GOING TO SAY GRETCHEN WIENERS, OKAY?
Hannah: Thracer could be Janice
Me: LOLOLOL YES. AND LEE COULD BE DAMIAN.
Hannah: LMAO!!!
Me: poor Lauroslin. I feel like we're unjustly making her super bitchy.
Me: when, you know. she is super bitchy. but also SUPER AWESOME.
Me: however, she is kind of a life-ruiner.
Me: not the way, say, kevin gnaius baltar is, but you know.
Hannah: LMAO
Me: Ugh, Red, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Hannah: LMAO
Hannah: I love this idea so much, Madeline
Me: me. too.
Me: this is so going on my blog!
Me: i'm a quote machine today
Hannah: LMAO
Me: - wait, wait. so, Lauroslin lays down the rules, right? of the fleet?
Me: know what decree #1 was?
Hannah: What?
Me: on wednesdays, we wear pink
Me: (or, it's purple shirt day.)
Hannah: LMAO
Me: Thracer: Laura Roslin... How do I begin to explain Laura Roslin?
Boomer: Laura Roslin is flawless.
Racetrack: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Kat: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Seelix: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Cally: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Tory: - And he told her she was pretty.
D'Anna: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Hannah: LMAO oh goddd
Hannah: MADELINE
Me: it was really hard thinking of that many girls on that effing show
Hannah: for real
Me: i think my favorite image of all, though, is "not to be a bitch..."
Hannah: Man, Lauroslin IS the HBIC, okay?
Hannah: recognize.
Me: wisdom.

Comments

[thepodsquad.livejournal.com]

We are epic and awesome and I still vote that this needs to be a fic now not later. That's all.

[sunshine-queen.livejournal.com]

We are incredibly epic. The way our minds work should be studied or something.

And SHUT UP.